2018-04-09

Yogi govt to withdraw rape case on ex-Union minister - Times of India

Yogi govt to withdraw rape case on ex-Union minister - Times of India

BJP's Gunda Raj, where CM is busy withdrawing criminal cases against himself and his colleagues; MLAs are busy raping girls and killing their fathers; Police are busy killing people in the name of "Encounters"; Supporters are busy harassing, thrashing and killing people in the garb of gau-raksha, love-jihad.

Court should not allow the case to be withdrawn.

This is what I call good governance. Ministers should be free to govern. Why entangle them in rape cases? Isn't rape a cultural thing? The ministers want to promote Indian culture. That's all. What is wrong with it?

turns out 'Beti Bachao' was not a slogan but a stern warning.

Save your daughters before it's too late.

Berserk Chapter 356 is scheduled to release April 27th

Berserk Chapter 356 is scheduled to release April 27th

https://twitter.com/MangaMagJapon/status/983598417732558848

Okay, which one of you on this subreddit sacrificed your friends and/or family?

We still don't know the year though. Let's hope for April 27th 2018. Even April 27th 2019 would be fine though.

/s

I'll clang my arm off if we could just have monthly releases from now on. Shit, take my eye if you need more sacrificing.

Shortest hiatus in history?

Unsubscribing from this pet microchip registry's spam emails also unsubscribes you from emails about your lost pet

Unsubscribing from this pet microchip registry's spam emails also unsubscribes you from emails about your lost pet

Jesus christ. That's legitimately sickening.

There has to be some law against stuff like this, right?

Fucking hell thats mean. "Here, have our advertisement spam. Oh, and dont even think about unsubscribing unless you want your pets microchip to be useless"

Ridiculous. My cat can barely put together a coherent text, never mind sending email updates.

The deep state hired Stormy Daniels to have sex with Trump back in 2006, knowing it would bring down his presidency in 2018. Those guys are good.

The deep state hired Stormy Daniels to have sex with Trump back in 2006, knowing it would bring down his presidency in 2018. Those guys are good.

Pays to plan ahead, did they hire all the other women as well? That explains melania too then.

I see Cohen's office got raided by the FBI, did you ever think it might not be about stormey?

Cohen is a trump fixer.

Democrats are incapable of any sort of effective leadership

Democrats are running a super secret squirrel shadow government

choose one FFS

You know what kills me. When you choose to run, the party or your campaign sits you down for the first wave of vetting. So I can't help but imagine this conversation...

OFFICIAL: "Mr. Trump, is there anything in your past we should know about?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "Any indiscretion, no matter how minor. Our opponents will find it and use it against us. Against you." TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "No extra-marital affairs?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "No tax issues?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "As a land developer, and builder, did you ever receive any help under the table?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "Did you ever apply undue pressure on workers or politicians to get your buildings built?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "I see one of your current projects is to get the Trump name in China. Have you had any dealings with any of America's economic enemies?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "Has any money moved from China or Russia to any of your properties?" TRUMP: "Nope." OFFICIAL: "Sounds good. I think we're good to go!"

Melania is probably deep, deep cover.

Miz Cracker and Adam Rippon on Twitter

Miz Cracker and Adam Rippon on Twitter

Adam is Cracker’s twin? Aquaria is quaking

If Cracker puts him in drag we could have our first drag triplets.

Bob is an Academy Award winning actress, Monet is a renowned ex-SNL comedian, and Cracker is an Olympic bronze medalist... what a family!

I'm getting Asia from her smile/teeth

Found in r/The_Donald: a quality Bobby Three Sticks meme (posted with the comment: "not funny")

Found in r/The_Donald: a quality Bobby Three Sticks meme (posted with the comment: "not funny")

The one thing this has produced is my favourite/funniest quote so far: "It's an attack on our country, in a true sense,” [...] “It's an attack on what we all stand for.”

Rich Lives Matter!

This is dangerous. If his base follows him on this which they do, we have ~40% of the country with the mindset that our justice department and congress are corrupt and frauds and he is the only one telling the truth. That's how people like Erdogan, Maduro, Xi, and Putin go from strongman presidents to straight up dictators.

It isn't, it is hilarious.

quality

App crashes when searching for "S" on leaderboard. Searching for anything else works

App crashes when searching for "S" on leaderboard. Searching for anything else works

how tf do you people even find shit like this.

Also you all get my upvotes you've done excellent work

Edit: I found the cause and fixed it. Fix will be live at the next leaderboards tick. Somehow there's someone out there who doesn't have an account. Not like their account = 0 but they don't have an account at all only a name. I would guess this crashes their app furiously

OnePlus 5T Android 8.1.0 App version 2.4.0

In case that matters, haven't had time to test on a different device

Providing your specs and version number is always helpful!

Try updating to 2.4.1, there was a patch released yesterday, I'm not sure if they fixed anything to do with searches, but atleast the Devs will all be on the same page as you

Actually, I've just tried this on my S7, app version 2.4.1, android 7.0, and if you search for a capital "S" - just like you did, it crashes.

Fail Proof

Fail Proof

Or there is something wrong with you and your spirituality.

"Did you pray sincerely"

Yes

"Are you sure you prayed sincerely?"

Yes

"Reaaaalllyyy?"

Yes

"Fine. Have you been sufficiently righteous?"

Yes

"Are you sure?"

Yes

"Reaallllyy?"

YES goddammit!

"Aha! You are a sinner. God is ignoring you to teach you a lesson. You need to repent."

Did it work?

No >

Are you masturbating?

Yes > Go repent! (loop back to pray) No > Stop lying! Go repent. (loop back to pray)

There could be two more charts starting PAY and OBEY with the rest being the same.

Try one of these subthreads