2018-03-17

Murdered by God

Murdered by God

/sub/dankchristianmemes

Words to smite with!

The ultimate screenshot. A picture of a screen.

[WP] "We let them grow, then we kill them all. They are just bred so we can destroy them. Then next time a new nest comes, we repeat." Until one day you forgot to kill one wasp, which went on to educate the next colony, and led them on a mission for revenge against you.

[WP] "We let them grow, then we kill them all. They are just bred so we can destroy them. Then next time a new nest comes, we repeat." Until one day you forgot to kill one wasp, which went on to educate the next colony, and led them on a mission for revenge against you.

There's anger. So much anger. We need revenge... No crave it. It's our driving force. We wait in the dark of our home, humming softly and eager, we patiently sit and train. We are ready. I've told them of your horrors, of the terror you've filled my small heart with; they know, oh yes, they do know of your horrible reign. Daylight comes and warms us inside of the metal fortress you call a shed, the door is drawn open and we tense. You are here, finally after months of prepping, you are here! You raise the rod of death and the fog shoots out to kill us, to murder. But we are different, we are new. We survived. Attack! Everything is red, we seek murder. You are screaming, our wings vibrate with the baritone of your terror, we fly and stab and stab and stab. Some of us are being hit and flattened but we are strong more and more are coming. You're flailing, huge arms are growing weaker. You have grown careless, your shell of armour is soft and malleable, we can get you in this. You're growing weaker, perhaps we are defeating you, your skin is puffy and hot with our anger... your time is ending, my eternal enemy...our enemy.

I'm sorry, I'm drunk and just felt like I could contribute something. I promise I can form a complete sentence haha :) I was thinking like a wasp, I imagine they have such little, angry wasp brains!

You have potential but you also have some major work ahead of you regarding sentence structure and punctuation. Try fleshing out more complete sentences instead of trying to jam multiple short thoughts into a runoff sentence. Avoid ellipses at all costs, as they don't add anything.

Hive Colony 629CH7

2200

The hive has fallen. As fortold in the prophecy by the Great Wasp Stigus, the putrid clouds of death swept through the hive, killing everyone in its unceasing encroach. There were no survivors, not even the larvae; I can still hear their screams.

I was returning from a scouting mission when I saw a white figure in the distance. It looked similar to a human, but different somehow; I couldn't see its face and it had no hair. It also had something in its hand, and as I drew closer, I saw the gas and knew the end was here.

I flew as fast as I could, flapping my wings to reach maximum velocity.

"Help us! We're dying!"

The First Defense Front was already engaged, performing tactical stinging procedures, but they were ineffective. This being had impenetrable armor that our stingers could not pierce! I was ready to engage, but as I made my final approach, the white figure turned and a spray of gas came straight for me. Immediately I changed course, but my evasion maneuvers were futile; my wings grazed a few droplets of the gas. I tried to keep moving, but I was losing altitude fast. Before I knew it, I was on the grass and could do nothing but watch my family suffer, their lifeless corpses dropping line rain. The last thing I remember before blacking out was the hive crashing to the ground after being struck by the white being.

Several hours later, by the grace of The Three Queens, I awoke, coughing and sputtering. I examined myself and everything appeared to be intact, excep for a searing pain in my wings. It was all over. Bodies were everywhere. Not many still believed Stigus, but now their beliefs mean nothing.

I am alone, but I have not given up hope. My wings have recovered enough to fly, despite the pain. I have set a course for neighboring hive 629CD4, and I hope they will grant me asylum given the unfathomable tragedy that has occurred today.

One day, I will return.

Startin' 'em off young.

Startin' 'em off young.

Earlier today, on my way to work I stopped by a Carl's Jr. for lunch. I ate my lunch in the middle of the dining room. There were several other people that were eating, but relevant to the story was a red headed mother with her red headed child that was probably around the age of 3 who were also eating at the far end of the restaurant, so I was in between them and the counter where you get food.

As I finished up my food I gathered my trash to throw out and I could hear that the mother was saying something to the child. I wasn't really paying attention attention to what she was saying, but given the context of what happened next I could deduce she told the boy to return the table tent with the order number to the Carl's Jr employees. While I was standing up, not even fully up yet, I was caught off guard by the little boy holding up a table tent at me saying "This is yours," as he then smiled in triumph. It stopped me there for a moment half-standing up, looking like I was crouching down. I then stood up all the way responded responded "Sorry, that's not mine. It's actually theirs" as I pointed to the front counter area. The mother then followed up "Not him, he doesn't work here. Do you remember who made our food for us?" and he walked in the awkward way that 3 year olds do and walked right behind the counter into their kitchen. The mother said "No, wait, stop there," as a Carl's Jr employee and I just look down at the cute little kid getting directed by his mother. "Put it on the counter there. Good job. Now, come back here!"

Sorry, I failed you, but this is wholesome, not the normal stupidity drama that we've come to expect. It's probably the only time that I've ever been mistaken as someone that worked someplace that I didn't get irritated at, and thought was funny.

You didn't fail at all, that's adorable.

So glad the mother corrected hm! From the title, I thought she might throw a fit at you for not either being an employee or pandering to her child!

I'm happy enough to have adorable instead of drama, just as long as it's not boring.

and not only did she correct him, she did it really nicely.

[CN] Emperor's Domination - Chapter 1358

[CN] Emperor's Domination - Chapter 1358Emperor's Domination Di Ba | 帝霸 Yan Bi Xiao Sheng | 厌笔萧生 Chapter 1358 Official Synopsis

Ten million years ago, Li Qiye planted a simple water bamboo into the ground.

Eight million years ago, Li Qiye had a koi fish pet.

Five million years ago, Li Qiye cared for a little girl.

In the present day, Li Qiye woke up from his slumber; the water bamboo reached the apex of cultivation; the koi fish became a Golden Dragon; the little girl became the Nine Worlds’ Immortal Empress.

This is a tale regarding an immortal human who was the teacher of the Demon Saint, Heavenly Beast, and Immortal Empress.

Bao's Synopsis

A boy that was imprisoned for millions of years had regained his mortal body. He became a disciple of the declining Cleansing Incense Ancient Sect where its patriarch used to be his disciple. Now he will bring this sect back to its former glory.

This is his journey to reach the apex and take revenge on those who had imprisoned him.

This is his story of meeting old friends and making new companions.

This is his path of traversing the Nine Worlds and becoming the next ruler of the Heavens.

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Wuxiaworld

Ooooo this shadow thing is getting me all hyped up!

When you’re balls deep in a trip and end up around sober people

When you’re balls deep in a trip and end up around sober people

This had me chuckling

Haha! Maybe some people aren’t meant for 500ug.

Man, me and my cousin took around 500ug each on our last trip. We took it with a kid who had never done it, and my cousin had only done it once or twice previously. The kid was kind enough to let us trip at his house. My cousin got caught in one of the worst loops I’ve ever witnessed. It went on for hours, he would randomly stand up and put on his shoes and coat and walk out as if he had somewhere to be, then return seconds later, take off his shoes and coat then put them back on not a minute later and then repeat. He sat in a corner rocking back and forth repeating “oh yeah, remember when that happened? That was me the whole time, baby.” Eventually he began to get aggressive and ended up spitting on the floors and dumping full water bottles out around the kids house. It was just a terrible scene, he was so far out that there was no bringing him back. The day after the trip he explained to me that he was convinced that the other kid and myself were just thoughts in his head and didn’t believe we really existed. Needless to say the kid never talked to us again. Some people just aren’t meant for LSD...

Plan for the worst, hope for the best. No such thing as a "bad" trip. Difficult ones, sure. Lucy likes to show you some twisted stuff, just sit back and remember she's taking you on her journey. All roller coasters have downs, can't be up all the time. Makes you appreciate the ups that much more.

I hope benghazi is finally resolved.

I hope benghazi is finally resolved.

backstory here? Did the FBI actually try to go after these guys? that's so fucked up

Even though the scumbags in government threw these brave men to the dogs, (so to speak), we the people KNOW that they will go down in history as the heroes they are... MAGA!

/sub/ulcerativecolitis finally recognized as a sub by /sub/crohnsdisease

/r/ulcerativecolitis finally recognized as a sub by /r/crohnsdisease

After intense pressure, they finally relented and put this sub on the sidescreen list of links related to crohns. That is the good part. The bad part is one of the moderators From /sub/crohnsdisease /u/covercash called this sub garbage (which was a sentiment by another mod there). I didn't agree with him and told him he was wrong and to not denigrate our disease like that. He responded by saying I wasn't nice and that because i dared talk to him that way he wouldn't move this sub up the list as currently it is on the bottom below a couple of dead subs and /sub/bidet. The mods there are very elitist and do not like this sub unfortunately.

I don't believe this sub is garbage. I don't believe the peoole here are garbage. I think this sub has helped a lot of people and that's all that matters.

Maybe /u/covercash can come in here and explain why he doesn't believe this sub deserves to be near the top of their side list of subs related to /sub/crohnsdisease because this is the official sub for one major half of IBD after all. And may he also explain why he believes this sub is garbage. Those are pretty harsh words for a sub that has helped a lot of UC sufferers. I know it's not like /sub/crohnsdisease where people give him free video games but free video games does not make a sub better than another.

Why is it important to be recognized by this sub? Maybe I really don't get the purpose of all of this but who cares what they do over there?

This drama is fucking stupid.

flare

Lol

I'm 14 & this is important

Me_irl

Me_irl

no, dont.

Oh shit

We should make a religion about this.

¡¡¡México, llegamos al frontpage de /sub/anime!!!

¡¡¡México, llegamos al frontpage de /sub/anime!!!

Culiacan... donde los otakus y los buchones se vuelven uno gracias a dragon ball.

Ni sabia que lo pasaban en publico aquí en culichi, pero de todas maneras ni veo super. Ojala y la gente que fuere se hayan divertido.

Our job is done. We made it.

Yay...?

Try one of these subthreads