2018-02-14

RAPTORS x ROCKETS ALLIANCE

RAPTORS x ROCKETS ALLIANCE

HEY RAPTOR BROS,

We all know that there's a little bromance going on between us, and there are good reasons why. Y'all are hella cool, and we've got hot dudes. Y'all are considered to be under Lebron's thumb, we're considered to be under the Warriors. Y'all are major disrespected in your conference and the league as a whole, and we don't have people respecting the restaurants that Harden dines at and the clothes that he wears.

Anyway. You're in first place in your conference. We're in first place in our conference. Raptors-Rockets finals? See you there. Just bring that big ass of Lowry's so I can stare at it for 7 games.

FIRST PLACES UNITE

Roctors is where Scooby Doo goes when hes sick.

Roctors? Rapkets?

I dig the Rockets, yall gave us Kyle. Plus I like Harden and CP3. I hope we both make the finals this year!

AND ALSO YALL HEAR THAT NEW FRANK THAT JUST DROPPED?

Did we just become best friends?

To socially awkward (by Jeddy017-VZ)

To socially awkward (by Jeddy017-VZ)

"To the socially awkward"

Still honestly the most relatable RWBY line IMO

We ride!
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That smile is infectious. We need a HAZMAT team here stat!

AffanculoBot : per mandare affanculo in maniera anonima con citazioni (molto) colte.

AffanculoBot : per mandare affanculo in maniera anonima con citazioni (molto) colte.

Signori, con un ringraziamento per /u/mrpheh per avermi dato facoltà di forkare il suo SanValentino Bot, vi annuncio con grande orgoglio AffanculoBot.

Non ho avuto molto tempo (nonostante sia il mio ultimo giorno di cazzeggio ed il mio ultimo weekend libero prima di due settimane di merda) ma ho copiato pari pari il concept del Bot di San Valentino.

COME FUNZIONA

In soldoni funziona così.

Manda un messaggio privato (no chat) all'utente vaiaffanculo (senza "u/"). Non importa cosa scrivi nell'oggetto.

Nel body il formato deve essere esattamente questo:

MOTIVAZIONE SEGRETA + u/UTENTE_DA_MANNARE_A_FANCULO

Esempio:

Sei un coglione u/cassitipe

Notare che qui ci va u/ prima dell'utente. Rifatevi comunque al post del bot originale per qualunque dubbio (non cambia nulla a parte il dataset).

COSA FA IL BOT

Siccome ritengo Freud (molto) superato ho deciso di farvi rispondere con una frase randomica costruita a partire da un seed derivato dalla motivazione segreta che darete.

Le fonti usate però sono autorevoli nel campo della neuropsichiatria contemporanea (ciò per non esser da meno rispetto al post originale). Fra queste:

Qualche libro di Giobbe Covatta;

Pezzi di rituali del Mago Otelma;

Qualche testo degli Squallor;

Qualche post da Bagni Proeliator;

Qualche testo dei Prophilax;

Qualche post di perle;

Insomma, tanta roba seria.

P.S.: se vi scassate di ricevere messaggi da questo bot basta che gli rispondiate, appunto, "basta" (senza virgolette) che lui non rompe più il cazzo.

NEWS

Ragazzi per favore non mandate messaggi agli utenti di ritaly "normali" (io l'ho mandato solo a /u/subcomandantematteo più che altro per attirarlo qui) perché mi hanno scritto privatamente per lamentarsi (ed effettivamente può essere uno strumento di disturbo se esagerate).

Ricordate anche che i vaffanculo sono come i ti amo: se ne abusate si svalutano (e vi ritrovate a convivere con uno/a sol per abitudine e per non dover ridistribuire gli oggetti).

Ciò detto per bloccare il bot gli rispondete "basta" e la cosa finisce là. No, il bot non può "farvi male" né "hackerarvi il conto in banca".

Un utente misterioso vuole farti avere questo messaggio in grassetto specialmente pensato per te: C'hai tarmente pochi capelli che i russi mandarono nello spazio fu un cane che si toccavano dalla mattina alla sera, e il paradiso invece pieno di delinquenti monchi. Ecco, adesso che lo hai letto te ne puoi amorevolmente 'annare affanculo. Se non vuoi piu' ricevere messaggi da questo bot rispondi a questo messaggio con la parola "basta".

Grazie :')

apprezzo molto la scelta degli squallor, però io ci ho provato a dirgli 'basta' e però continua a rompere il cazzo

Io pure mi sono beccato un bel vaffanculo... cattivi già sto male di mio

Good job!

DBS writers be like

DBS writers be like

So? He's not harming anyone. A man's gotta work the land he's given. OP, work that land.

Goku fights Freiza .... :(

Goku fights Golden Frieza .... :D

I feel like I'm in a delicious circle jerk just reading that 👌

A valid criticism, though I can explain. I first posted in Dragonball subreddit and only the n discovered that there's a DBS subreddit, so I posted it there as well. But I figured that's no reason to delete the first one and would let moderation decide if it's fair game or not. No malicious intention, friend.

Nayoung

Nayoung

10/10 would wife but her skin tone looks really off due to lighting (or maybe photoshop?)

Elon Musk launches a car into space for fun!

Elon Musk launches a car into space for fun!

If it was this exact image then it could have been deleted for breaking rule 3.

So this was posted earlier on this sub, and I assume deleted. Why? We're you the original poster? Did it not get enough upvotes or was it something different?

I found the picture online and thought it would fit here , I didn’t know that it was already posted

Ah. Makes sense. Yeah, exact image. Different title, probably different OP. I was thinking some silly shit, but it's just that simple.

After Tennessee Defunds University LGBT Center, Alumni Step Forward

After Tennessee Defunds University LGBT Center, Alumni Step Forward
After Tennessee Defunds University LGBT Center, Alumni Step Forward

In what way is a resource center directed at a vulnerable part of the population “forced inclusion”?

It isn't.

I am suprised that UT even had a diversity an dinclusion center they were funding.

The only thing forced inclusion does is enforce exclusion. It doesn’t need to be defunded, it needs to be demolished.

Being a little playful

Being a little playful

God I want you to sit on my face

So what are you doing with yourself

Tempting

Thanks I’d thought I’d share

APRIL 27 NEW NOVEL

APRIL 27 NEW NOVELEnjoy using the translator! https://www.kadokawa.co.jp/product/321709000664/
The official page of Kadokawa confirms its date. :)
APRIL 27 NEW NOVEL

Enjoy using the translator! https://www.kadokawa.co.jp/product/321709000664/ The official page of Kadokawa confirms its date. :)

Here is the translation from Nigel:

"Ainz Ooal Gown Dies. The Holy Kingdom is surrounded by an allied army of 40'000 demihumans. Commanded by Remedios - the strongest paladin of the Holy Kingdom - the human army is too fatigued from their defensive battle to keep the demihumans from trampling them. In order to fulfil the promise he made as a king, The Sorcerer King Ainz stands alone against the Demon Emperor Jaldabaoth and the Maid Demons under his command. And then-

Can the flame-wreathed Holy Kingdom be saved - Volume 13 points the way toward justice."

SASUGA AINZ-SAMA.

that's some funky translations, lolz

"futuristic associations"

"extravagant of an ape"

too funny

perfect. we should be done with the anime around the first week of april. only 3 week wait for new overlord content.

Thanks to this subreddit for telling me about the bloody valentine camo

Thanks to this subreddit for telling me about the bloody valentine camo

I usually play every day. But I have some rough things going on in my life and sometimes I do not get to play. I might not have played today as I didn't have a particularly easy or good day. (Nothing to do with valentines day). Thank you everyone in this subreddit. Thank you mods and thanks to the community. Made my day a little better as I didn't have this camo or pink soda fizz. I am not overly sad about the soda fizz one, but I did really want this one. I missed the soda fizz one because of a hurricane. First world problems huh. Lol. Just thanks again everyone.

(P.S. Cherry Fizz is probably the best Limited camo IMO)

into the void would like to have a word with you

That's what we're here for man!

Stay strong and just talk to us if you need

(P.S. Cherry Fizz is probably the best Limited camo IMO)

Thanks friend. Lol, yeah cherry fizz is not on my list of desires, but if it comes around again I have some unopened rares from a few bribes. I spent all my cryptokeys getting all the outfits recently.

Weeaaak!

For real, I have it and when it released I heard so many people calling it better than dark matter but it's just not that good IMO. It's better than Empire but still meh.

Try one of these subthreads