2018-01-20

Do you ever masturbate to a lesbian and think “wait, she’s a lesbian, why am i masturbating to her? she wouldn’t even be sexually attracted to me” and then realize you don’t give a shit because she’s hot and keep masturbating

Do you ever masturbate to a lesbian and think “wait, she’s a lesbian, why am i masturbating to her? she wouldn’t even be sexually attracted to me” and then realize you don’t give a shit because she’s hot and keep masturbating

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Do you ever masturbate to a lesbian and think “wait, she’s a lesbian, why am i masturbating to her? she wouldn’t even be sexually attracted to me” and then realize you don’t give a shit because she’s hot and keep masturbating

Relatable

it's not like she'd be attracted to me if she was straight

/sub/me_irl

If you're watching porn, most likely she's straight, or at least bi. Gay pays more than straight a lot of the time.

Clearly, the Trump Admin gets it, unlike Hussein Obama's

Clearly, the Trump Admin gets it, unlike Hussein Obama's

America first.

Certain influential dual citizens put the Greatest Ally first.

Thanks pede.

Good for them, I stand with America no one else.

Send support pls.

Send support pls.

When your waifu is an ability

Too bad you only have %50 chance of sleeping with Affliction Breaku-Chan though.

Send support? You're all the Support any keeper would ever need.

I knows the support number.

+69 MA-XRE-GRET

Brendan Schaub asks the question all UFC fans are wondering...

Brendan Schaub asks the question all UFC fans are wondering...

Rogan's commentary was on point about Ngannou's techniques. He's so used to relying on his insane brute strength that once Stipe gassed him out he had nothing left.

His wrestling was good until he gassed.

Do you mind when Rogan comments? Because at least Schaub knows what it takes to be in the cage and compete

Edit: Just to clarify that I really enjoy Rogan’s commentary. I just wanted to put it in perspective that Schaub has a good understanding of the sport and has every right to comment, potentially more so than Rogan.

He weighs 260 pounds and was throwing every bit of that weight into all of his punches, so it's unsurprising he gassed out.

Thank You!

Thank You!

I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank everyone that came out to tonight's meetup! Despite the result, it was really fun getting the chance to connect with a bunch of people in this community. With all the bandwagon fans that live in Vancouver, its been really hard to promote Canucks events the last couple seasons. Having so many passionate fans in one place made tonight really special. Thanks again to everyone that made an effort to come down and I hope to see you all soon!

Thanks, James.

oh man so fun to be around fellow fans when we score. great event!

Wish i came this year. Had a good time last year.

Great meetup! Thanks for hosting, James and /u/KniveySpoony

Thanks! IF you are coming down, shoot me a message and I'll make sure there is a reso or guest list for ya!

Mom was a flight attendant, dad was a pilot.

Mom was a flight attendant, dad was a pilot.

You're probably a mile high baby

Taxied it right into her hangar.

He landed his jumbo into her runway MIRITE?

I’m cool with it.

Let's be real Democrats don't want DACA, they want the full on Wet DREAM Act.

Let's be real Democrats don't want DACA, they want the full on Wet DREAM Act.

Wet Dream Act. That’s when you wake up with results, but the work you put into it was only in your dreams.

The thing is, Democrats have nothing to negotiate for a DACA bill. Since DACA is an executive order from Obama, and not legislation passed by other branches of government, it holds no weight under Trump. He can rescind all of DACA at any time.

Dems are arguing from a position of "It's our way or the highway". That's why Dems have no leverage, because they're not willing to give Trump anything. And Trump has already gotten a lot of things he promised, such as the tax cuts. Of course they're not permanent like he wanted, but it will be hard for Democrats to not keep it based on how much people benefit from it. So they can't exactly use the tax cuts as leverage. They can't use the jobs/stock market/growth as leverage, because Trump has also done well with that.

Really all Trump has left is to lock up Hillary and build the wall. And while he may not ultimately lock up Hillary, given the recent memo, it's likely at least some of her lackeys are going to be facing legal issues.

They've got a few things on him, such as blocking some of his nominations.....but all in all, Democrats just don't have anything powerful enough to leverage to get what they want on DACA. All they have left is obstructing the budget and the wall. It's just them screaming they're still here and have the power to cause trouble. They're using the only power they have to be obstructionists.

And this is different from Obama, because Obama wanted Republicans to just sign off on everything without any input at all. They weren't obstructing soo much as they weren't really being included in the process. So with Obama it was "our way or the highway", and now Democrats are still saying "my way or the highway". It's the same one sided pattern.

Democrats know that Trump is doing well, he's clobbering them, and they're scared. From their position, they can't afford to let Trump be successful anymore, because they know he's on the path to be a 2 term president.

I detest this man.

They just want to change the electorate, instead of actually fighting for what real American citizens want- which is basically everything that Trump is delivering.

LMFAO

LMFAO

Wait until they see the prison gym.

Wait until they see the hell gym.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just responded to this, and told Xer to put on some Pants.

Interesting Carrot in Astronaut mode

Interesting Carrot in Astronaut mode

That's not a carrot, it's a space marine

That's one small step for carrot... one giant leap also for carrot, 'cause carrots can't usually take steps.

Came here to say exactly this. Also old mate, the second comment, rewording the first comment like half an hour later.

That's out of this world dude.

Can we talk about Siri for a second?

Can we talk about Siri for a second?

I just had this ridiculous interaction with her.

It’s actually a really cool feature that she clarifies what you mean by “tomorrow” if it’s just a little past midnight. But this was an incredibly frustrating experience. Not only did she lose the context of the question she asked me when I said “Saturday,” but she also completely disregarded the time I specified. Things like this show how much Apple needs to invest into Siri to keep her relevant in this growing assistant market.

Be ashamed apple. Be ashamed. This is just pathetic.

i stopped asking siri to do anything useful for me years ago. only thing i ask her to do now is to set a timer. siri has been a monumental failure. apple needs to fix it soon

I had this marvellous conversation the other day. 

Pretty awful. 

Edit: here’s a bonus

I had the other day.

Pretty awful.

Edit: here’s a bonus

Just a glorified kitchen timer

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