2018-01-06

Trump says he is 'like, really smart' in morning tweetstorm

Trump says he is 'like, really smart' in morning tweetstorm
Trump says he is 'like, really smart' in morning tweetstorm

“He’s, like, really smart” is how I describe my dog to people.

...Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....

This guy is utterly out of his mind.

I used the think The Emperor’s New Clothes was a ridiculous fantasy tale. It was just too preposterous to me that people would look at a plainly naked Emperor and exclaim “what amazing clothing you have on!”

And yet, here we are. Before the day is through, countless Trump supporters will be saying how smart this makes Trump look.

This has to be the "breaking point" tweet. He's literally calling himself a genius. What the fuck.

Match report: Stevie's U18s stay top with six goals at Blackburn

Match report: Stevie's U18s stay top with six goals at Blackburn
Match report: Stevie's U18s stay top with six goals at Blackburn

Honestly this league just seems too easy for these lads. Really hope some of them can make the first team in a couple of years. Great to see our academy doing well again.

Stevie must have a good influence on them, what give you more determination to play well and get into the next team than playing under a club legend

Go Tagseth! Goal and an assist!

DR. GENIUS

DR. GENIUS

“Being, like, really smart “

People are going to be so wound up over that, not to mention the rest of the Tweet. Perfect.

Omg so 🔥

This man, The GEOTUS! 🌶🔥🌪

Lord, the little games they play...they are completely transparent. He isn't even mean about shrugging them off.

Match Thread - Fleetwood - Leicester [FA Cup Round 3]

Match Thread - Fleetwood - Leicester [FA Cup Round 3]

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Line up: Fleetwood 1 C. Neal 3 A. Bell 5 A. Eastham 12 C. Bolger 2 L. Coyle 8 K. Dempsey 23 M. Schwabl 18 G. Glendon 22 A. Hunter 44 D. Cole 9 W. Burns

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Bench: 27 H. Biggins 21 A. Cairns 7 J. Hiwula-Mayifuila 19 G. Jones 10 C. McAleny 6 N. Pond 28 J. Sowerby

*Coach: Uwe Rösler *

Line up: Leicester 17 E. Jakupovic 3 B. Chilwell 29 Y. Benalouane 16 A. Dragović 18 D. Amartey 22 M. James 10 A. King 14 Adrien Silva 32 H. Barnes 19 I. Slimani 7 D. Gray *

Bench: 11 M. Albrighton 38 H. Choudhury 12 B. Hamer 8 K. Iheanacho 15 H. Maguire 25 W. Ndidi 20 S. Okazaki

*Coach: * Claude Puel

93' The whistle blows and the ref shows mercy ending this. 0-0. Wow. That was. Something.

91' Ball deflected off the post for Fleetwood and almost put them through.

81' Attempt missed. Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box misses to the left. Assisted by George Glendon with a cross following a corner.

81' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Yohan Benalouane.

80' Substitution, Leicester City. Kelechi Iheanacho replaces Islam Slimani.

76' Aleksandar Dragovic (Leicester City) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

74' Foul by Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town).

74' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Ben Chilwell.

73' Offside, Leicester City. Ben Chilwell tries a through ball, but Islam Slimani is caught offside.

70' Offside, Fleetwood Town. Amari'i Bell tries a through ball, but Conor McAleny is caught offside.

70' Foul by Shinji Okazaki (Leicester City).

70' Lewie Coyle (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

65' Shinji Okazaki (Leicester City) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

65' Foul by Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town).

63' Foul by Islam Slimani (Leicester City).

63' Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

61' Attempt missed. Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box misses to the left following a corner.

60' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Marc Albrighton.

60' Attempt saved. Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal.

59' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Yohan Benalouane.

59' Attempt missed. Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box misses to the right. Assisted by George Glendon with a cross following a corner.

58' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Ben Chilwell.

57' Substitution, Leicester City. Marc Albrighton replaces Harvey Barnes.

53' Ben Chilwell (Leicester City) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

53' Foul by George Glendon (Fleetwood Town).

52' Foul by Islam Slimani (Leicester City).

52' Nathan Pond (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick on the right wing.

51' Attempt missed. Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box misses to the left. Assisted by George Glendon with a cross following a corner.

51' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Ben Chilwell.

Second Half begins Fleetwood Town 0, Leicester City 0.

Second Half

45' + 3' First Half ends, Fleetwood Town 0, Leicester City 0.

45' + 1' Attempt blocked. Islam Slimani (Leicester City) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Demarai Gray with a cross.

45' + 1' Corner, Leicester City. Conceded by George Glendon.

45' + 1' Attempt blocked. Harvey Barnes (Leicester City) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Adrien Silva.

43' Foul by Adrien Silva (Leicester City).

43' Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

42' Corner, Leicester City. Conceded by Lewie Coyle.

42' Attempt missed. Lewie Coyle (Fleetwood Town) right footed shot from outside the box misses to the right following a set piece situation.

41' Foul by Daniel Amartey (Leicester City).

41' Devante Cole (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick on the left wing.

40' Offside, Leicester City. Yohan Benalouane tries a through ball, but Islam Slimani is caught offside.

40' Delay over. They are ready to continue.

38' Delay in match Adrien Silva (Leicester City) because of an injury.

38' Foul by Adrien Silva (Leicester City).

38' Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

36' Attempt missed. Harvey Barnes (Leicester City) left footed shot from the left side of the box is high and wide to the left following a set piece situation

31' Corner, Leicester City. Conceded by Lewie Coyle.

31' Attempt blocked. Demarai Gray (Leicester City) left footed shot from a difficult angle on the left is blocked.

23' Attempt missed. Andy King (Leicester City) header from very close range is too high. Assisted by Demarai Gray with a cross following a corner.

22' Corner, Leicester City. Conceded by Lewie Coyle.

18' Attempt saved. Ashley Hunter (Fleetwood Town) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the bottom right corner. Assisted by Kyle Dempsey.

17' Foul by Harvey Barnes (Leicester City).

17' Amari'i Bell (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

17' Delay over. They are ready to continue.

15' Substitution, Fleetwood Town. Nathan Pond replaces Ashley Eastham because of an injury.

13' Foul by Islam Slimani (Leicester City).

13' Ashley Eastham (Fleetwood Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

11' Corner, Leicester City. Conceded by Cian Bolger.

10' Attempt saved. Ashley Hunter (Fleetwood Town) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by George Glendon.

9' Attempt missed. Markus Schwabl (Fleetwood Town) left footed shot from outside the box misses to the left following a corner.

9' Attempt missed. Cian Bolger (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box is close, but misses to the left. Assisted by George Glendon with a cross following a corner.

9' Corner, Fleetwood Town. Conceded by Eldin Jakupovic.

4' Attempt missed. Islam Slimani (Leicester City) right footed shot from the centre of the box misses to the left. Assisted by Demarai Gray following a set piece situation.

3' Matty James (Leicester City) wins a free kick on the right wing.

3' Foul by George Glendon (Fleetwood Town).

1' Attempt saved. Wes Burns (Fleetwood Town) header from the centre of the box is saved in the top centre of the goal. Assisted by Ashley Hunter with a cross. First Half begins.

Next half.

Absolutely hate Fleetwood.

Awful stadium in an awful town which absolutely stinks and had nothing of interest apart from a shitty sweet factory. Has no atmosphere whatsoever, there's always a bell end with a drum but the sound just flies out straight into the terraced houses 3mm from the stands.

They've bought their way up the leagues and yet even with a tiny capacity playing significantly above their level, they cannot attract many fans to travel to away matches or generate an atmosphere.

They were significantly the most expensive away ticket in League 1 last year, it's an awful journey up and the coaches always gets stuck in their shitty terrace streets. The programme is full of mistakes and there was no food available from the away end on midweek matches.

They think they're hilarious with their twee flags from unusual countries "Uzbek cod army" etc. Our inflatable fish was removed by a grumpy steward and wouldn't give it back.

They play AWFUL negative football that can get results in lower leagues but is so dull and depressing to watch. This match is clearly no different.

Can't bloody stand them and it totally has nothing to do with Oxford never managing to beat them or that I got back from the midweek away fixture last season at 3am.

Love how the BBC only put this on because of the Vardy story

And now he is not playing

So they are having to cut to him in the stands every 30 seconds

and theyre also not in champions league

No need to hold back pal, tell us what you really think

Apparently these treats were specially formulated for my cat.

Apparently these treats were specially formulated for my cat.

Hahahaha. His face!! “Call the lawyer, I want my royalties!”

Instead of "a Cat in the box", you have "a Cat on the box".

Cute kitty :)

Chicken on the package looks like bread!

Governo vai contra operadoras e quer neutralidade da rede intacta no Brasil

Governo vai contra operadoras e quer neutralidade da rede intacta no Brasil

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Este é o melhor NL;NL que eu pude fazer, o artigo original foi reduzido em 39.91%. [Eu sou um Bot] 🤖

Finalmente, o governo federal deu alguma luz sobre a questão da neutralidade da rede. O assunto veio à tona nos últimos meses quando, nos Estados Unidos, o fim da neutralidade foi aprovado — e isso permite que as operadoras cobrem pacotes diferenciados por serviços oferecidos. Hoje (5), uma entrevista com o ministro da Ciência, Tecnologia, Inovações e Comunicações, Gilberto Kassab, na Folha de S. Paulo, indicou que o governo federal é contra o fim da neutralidade da rede "É uma posição de governo. Não é cabível que uma lei interfira no processo de gestão de rede, disse Kassab Como noticiamos em dezembro, as operadoras brasileiras estavam começando a se mexer para tentar implementar algo similar por aqui. Com o avanço da internet das coisas e da digitalização das empresas, não faz sentido todos os clientes terem o mesmo tratamento. "Ficará para as próximas gerações": a luta não acabou O decreto que proíbe a venda de pacotes para acesso a determinados conteúdos ou aplicativos — e até a diminuição da velocidade em prol de um serviço da operadora — foi assinado em 2016 pela então presidente Dilma Roussef. Por outro lado, as operadoras e empresas de telecomunicação tentam reverter esse quadro desde que o Marco Civil foi implementado, em 2014.

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Trump claims reporter deserved to be fired, then calls himself ‘a very stable genius’

Trump claims reporter deserved to be fired, then calls himself ‘a very stable genius’

Stability is like class or money.

The more you have to tell people, the less you clearly possesses.

@realDonaldTrump

....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.

We need an Article 25 before the sun goes down today!

BBC sent this "Trump calls himself a very stable genius" via newsflash and I laughed so hard I missed the rest.

Every day it gets worse. Every Fucking Day. How much longer till this horror show is over?

Donald Trump Just Called Himself ‘A Very Stable Genius’

Donald Trump Just Called Himself ‘A Very Stable Genius’

“He’s, Like, really smart” is how I describe my dog to people.

Which is how you know he's neither.

I'm racking my brain trying to think of any public figure in the U.S. who has such negative reliability.

It's not that you can't trust him, it's that you can trust him to lie. About everything.

For reals, like, totally.

Man, Trump always makes me think of this Tywin Lannister quote

Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king

Only replace "king" with whatever Trump is saying: smart, stable, exonerated...

Reading TD this morning. Drinking my coffee. Laughing my ass off at these Gorilla posts, then I go to turn my TV on and this is the first thing I see.

Reading TD this morning. Drinking my coffee. Laughing my ass off at these Gorilla posts, then I go to turn my TV on and this is the first thing I see.

Is that Al Sharpton?

How is curiosity stream? Is it good or is it for placating pseudo intellectuals into making them feel like their brain is growing more than people who watch netflix

WEW

Coffeeve

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