2017-12-29

Almost maxing out Hydro power!

Almost maxing out Hydro power!

So North Korea can't bomb it :P

Why is that name of your city blocked :P

Wait, is there a limit?

人類のメスはパートナーの経済力に性的魅力を感じやすいことが判明

人類のメスはパートナーの経済力に性的魅力を感じやすいことが判明
            / ::|            /  .:::| 理想の彼氏像          /    ::::::|________        /     /_______/|         |       |¨¨             |  |         | ___ f ̄7 | [二二二二二二] |  |  お金を持ってる         | | r-、f ̄7| [二]   □□   |  |/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄         | | .^}}| ̄¨i 通帳   カード. | ::|         | | .し' |__:| ━━   ━━ ./  :|――――無駄な口出ししない         | . ̄   /  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ./  ::|         |.    /二/□□/二/ /   :|         |   | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   /}――――時間をちゃんと守る         |   |________|__/./\         |    \______|___/  |  \乱暴しない         |     |          |    |    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄         |     | [二]        :|    |\         |     |          |   /.  \ 休みの日はちゃんと休む         |     |          |  ./\    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄         |    __|_________|/    \ 触るとほのかにあたたかい         |__.. --'' 

オスは何回も種付けできるけど、メスにとっての妊娠はかなりリスクのあることだからできるだけ優秀な遺伝子を残そうとするので、「将来性」という要素が性的興奮に影響を与えると読んだことがある。

「性欲の科学」というピンク一色の図書館で読むと微妙に恥ずかしくなる本だった

本年の、知ってた速報納め

(´・ω・`)飽きたら出荷するんでしょ?

Hong Kong top-tier football club Dreams FC produced this promo video for their upcoming FA cup match, making fun of the expectedly low turnout

Hong Kong top-tier football club Dreams FC produced this promo video for their upcoming FA cup ma...

Wasn't there a scene exactly like this from the movie Shaolin Soccer?

That movie is underrated

scene

Quite similar to this from Shaolin Soccer, a nice movie to watch. I remember watching it after a disappointing loss of Dortmund against Leipzig.

Yea it’s basically that entire scene

Glad someone finally said it

Glad someone finally said it

Seems like women will be the ones to rein in feminism, since people seem to have a better bullshit filter for their own gender.

Without reducing things so far that they become trite and fatuous there is a point here that bears repeating: to the extent that us blokes have some work to do cleaning up our act (and we do), women need to clean up their side of the fence too.

Without giving men a free pass, the more women get off their complacent, apathetic arses and start making noise about how modern Feminism doesn't represent most (or any) of their lives or what they stand for, the quicker the mess we're in will get cleaned up. Once the debris is cleared up, perhaps everyone will be able to see what needs to be done.

None of you is intelligent, and none of you deserves to be heard.

Adults having sex with children is the definition of pedophilia.

Hope you smile tomorrow.

Hope you smile tomorrow.

Smile pls.

Smiling is good!

Goodnight bbs

I’m smiling RIGHT NOW. You made me SMILE.

aw so sweet, good night love

Im glad I made a person smile :)

You're welcome!

yes yes yesss

A really shy one

A really shy one

what does shy mean in german?

Shy is "schüchtern" in german, this sounds more like dutch.

Bisch du au en Schwiizer?!

It all comes from Denmark...

Ian McCall gets a cut from making love to a ring rope

Ian McCall gets a cut from making love to a ring rope

Lol you posted this and didn't even know the context?

When you put 0 points into Luck for your build

I thought he did fight and that was when it happened. Was he supposed to have another? Am I confused?

Dat title lmao.

Does this mean he's not fighting?

Instructions unclear.

Instructions unclear.

It’s obvious, masturbate then unwrap it!

Instructions unclear.

Dick now stuck in Terry.

You have died of dickin' Terry.

Love those

I was to spooked by this Alpha Male

I was to spooked by this Alpha Male

But he called you an edgelord too. So he must also be a little bitch. Bitchception.

Good News: he corrected butch to beta and told me to suck a dick. Sometimes I just don’t get these “alpha” males.

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Ironic, an edge Lord little bitch like you are always the one calling others edgelords, that's why we used to bubble emo fuck boys lips like yours in high school. I bet you still get fucked up, a life long little bitch

/u/Rorschacktestsftw, 0 points

/r/iamverybadass

Unknown Redditor, 0 points

As long as you know your place is bent over as a Butch and not pretending you're a male who will ever get laid.

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A father faked his son's death

A father faked his son's death

Cause faking deaths is very simple and you can totally enroll in another school.

That does explain how he got caught, I guess.

Insurance companies NEVER follow up on life insurance claims. They are in the business of tossing out money left and right with out a death certificate.

It's like when I collected vehicle theft insurance. I just sent the company a picture of my driveway without my car in it.

Try one of these subthreads