2017-11-14

🚨NEVER FORGET THIS BEAUTY FROM SLATE🚨

🚨NEVER FORGET THIS BEAUTY FROM SLATE🚨

Well its not like its in their Science section...oh

Holy shit. Never saw this gem

This is the entire Left in a nutshell

Leftists go right for weapons to deal with people that disagree.

hurr durr deodorant oppresses women hurr durr

hurr durr deodorant oppresses women hurr durr

Is this where we are headed now? Oppressive Body Odor shamers right out of the 19th century?

Farts and bad breath are also natural.

Don’t you DARE criticize a woman for her natural gas smell. Just because some stuffy white dude in the 1700s decided he didn’t like his wife’s cabbage farts, does NOT mean that I have to adhere to your standards.

"Bitch you stink" ... argument over, winner declared.

Officials say at least 3 dead after shooting at ‘multiple scenes’ including California elementary school

Officials say at least 3 dead after shooting at ‘multiple scenes’ including California elementary school
Officials say at least 3 dead after shooting at ‘multiple scenes’ including California elementary...

Update: Five killed, ten hospitalized.

Perhaps Gov. Abbott of Texas should fly in to console the families with one of his "This shooting is nothing compared to what Hitler did" sermons.

Here we go again.

Only this time it happened in the state with the strictest gun control laws in the nation inside a gun free zone by a felon who wasn’t allowed to own the gun in the first place.

California still has the 9th lowest firearm death rate in the US. Nearly half of what it is in neighboring Arizona and Nevada who have almost no gun control. Just because gun violence still happens to an extent doesn't mean the laws aren't working.

Truck in the wind

Nice save by the driver. Probably didn't even spill his drink.

Not on purpose.

The wind just blows them to the mainland.

I close my eyes, only for a moment

And the moment's gone

All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Trucks in the wind

All they are is trucks in the wind.

If someone asks. This happened in Croatia near the coast (of the adria). This strong wind is called „bura“ in croatian and it can reach a speed of 150 km/h. Especially in winter it’s really crazy there. Some people move from islands to the mainland because of it.

Match Thread: Germany vs France [International Friendly]

Match Thread: Germany vs France [International Friendly] Germany

Starting XI: Trapp - Can, Hummels, Süle, Plattenhardt - Khedira, T. Kroos - Özil, Gündogan, Draxler - Ti. Werner

Subs: Leno, ter Stegen, J. Boateng, Ginter, Halstenberg, Kimmich, Rüdiger, Brandt, M. Götze, Rudy, L. Sané, Stindl, Wagner

France

Starting XI: Mandanda - Jallet, Varane, Umtiti, Digne - Rabiot - Tolisso, Matuidi - Mbappé, Martial - Lacazette

Subs: Areola, Costil, Kimpembé, Koscielny, Kurzawa, Pavard, Coman, N'Zonzi, Sissoko, Fekir, Griezmann, Thauvin

Venue: Rhein-Energie-Stadion, Köln

Kick-Off: 20:45 CET

Your national TV channel/stream or /sub/soccerstreams

Score: 2-2

Match Events (Major only):

'1 Kick-Off!

'34 Lacazette scores! via /u/paicmhsc

Half-Time

'56 Werner scores! via /u/paicmhsc

'71 Lacazette scores! via /u/paicmhsc

'90+3 Stindl scores! via u/gemifra

Full-Time

The guy scored JUST as French commentators were congratulating the team

Here you go ! Have a taste of the 2018 WC Final folks ! 😉

I wonder why it is so hard for some people to just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds

The Marseillaise is one of the nicest anthems imo.

These are our citizens of the year

These are our citizens of the year

WRONG. Didn't you see the story about the guy with the afro who wears cop=pig socks?

REEEEEE JOHN SMITH MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

I cannot believe GQ did that - do they want to go out of business? Do they have any clue about the backlash this asshole has caused? Guess not - liberals with their head up their asses. It's not brave to do that, it's just stupid.

There's no evidence Jonathan Smith saved 30 people. That was all based on one guys tweet who also said he was shot in the neck when he had been shot in the shoulder.

[Pelisseo] #Vikings GM Rick Spielman tells me he has spoken with the NFL and FOX to express the team feels it’s inappropriate to have #Panthers TE Greg Olsen in broadcast booth for their game vs. #Rams on Sunday. Olsen can come off IR soon. #Vikings at #Panthers on Dec. 10.

[Pelisseo] #Vikings GM Rick Spielman tells me he has spoken with the NFL and FOX to express the t...

The issue is production meetings and watching practice etc, not just having him in the booth

Being able to watch another team's practices is hot garbage of you're an active player in the NFL, let alone one that plays the team you're watching in a few weeks.

This makes no sense.

I think the issue became if Olsen were to enter facilities as a member of the commentary booth and conduct interviews, then yeah, that might be pushing it.

If he's just there to do commentary? Come on now, thats fine.

I think it might have to do with Olsen being a part of the Vikings interviews and practices leading up to the game.

If he is just in the booth to talk football then yeah that's dumb

[UST] Selfie Preservation (MTG Instagram)

[UST] Selfie Preservation (MTG Instagram)

Loling at that it got shared on Instagram

Dear players: please bring your own basics to FNM if you intend to fully exploit this card. Nobody wants to delay the draft by a half hour because four guys are huddled around the land station going through every last basic to try to find tree art.

I'm probably playing this at home, not at a store. Can we make a checklist for players real quick?

☑️Bring 2d6 and 1d20.

☑️Prepare a list of words from this site.

☑️Bring any B&R list cards you own (note: check for watermarks and flavor text).

☑️Bring 9-12 extra sealed boosters.

☑️Bring tree basics (note to self: also bring non-tree basics as a courtesy to my friends who don't bring their own basics).

A Legions Booster to play the Phlottery with Summon the Pack.

Limbaugh: 'Search-and-Destroy Mission' Against Roy Moore Is Really About Mitch McConnell Sending Steve Bannon a Message - Breitbart

Limbaugh: 'Search-and-Destroy Mission' Against Roy Moore Is Really About Mitch McConnell Sending Steve Bannon a Message - Breitbart
Limbaugh: 'Search-and-Destroy Mission' Against Roy Moore Is Really About Mitch McConnell Sending ...

This is all obvious, because (1) none of it happened in a 40 year career of public service including many competitive elections (2) none of it happened even in a bruising Republican primary, hard fought between MAGA and GOPe types, and (3) it didn't even happen immediately when Moore won said primary, but (4) within 48 hours of the deadline passing for the GOP to name any other candidate against the Democrat in the coming election, poof, here they all are.

Plus (5) we have Washington Post reporters on tape offering money for such testimony, (6) we have Gloria All Red on Wikileaks emails running everything she says by Dem party poohbahs before saying said things in public, and (7) nobody involved is saying a thing about not seating Menendez or anything remotely like it.

We aren't fools. These are smears, and transparent in their origin and motivation. Moore is getting flak because he is over the target, and that is all we need to know. Then he has the best taste in enemies, which would also on its own be all we need to know.

When Moore wins, if the Senate refuses to seat him, watch out! The storm is coming!

This is a proxy war with Moore caught in the middle. The GOP deep state wants to maintain power. Bannon wants to move MAGA candidates forward.

This is our Vietnam. We need to stop the expansion of the GOP cucks.

McConnell v. Bannon?

Good fucking luck, turtle. You’re about to get wrecked.

IT’S A FAKE! Analyst Says Judge Roy Moore Signature Inside Gloria Allred Accuser’s Yearbook Was FORGED

IT’S A FAKE! Analyst Says Judge Roy Moore Signature Inside Gloria Allred Accuser’s Yearbook Was FORGED
IT’S A FAKE! Analyst Says Judge Roy Moore Signature Inside Gloria Allred Accuser’s Yearbook Was F...

Gloria Allred MUST be disbarred for this!

Because one person wrote the first part back in 77, up until the word Ray or Roy. At some point later, a different person filled in more details.

Why is the whole note in cursive but the post script ‘olde hickory house’ is written in block text? Why would he not write that in cursive too?

Yeah. I’d rather hear from a legit handwriting expert. To my own eye it’s clear that something is off but I’m not an expert

Try one of these subthreads