2017-11-06

Mama Hong - The Hero We Need

Mama Hong - The Hero We Need

First off, here's the link to my rough draft of Mama Hong in her full beauty.

Hero Name - Mama Hong Class - Tank Nationality - Chinese Health - 550 Allegiance - Herself

Who is Mama Hong?

Mama Hong is the owner of a noodle shop in the Night District. She lived a relatively peaceful life: cooking noodles, cutting meat, reading the newspaper, and serving her patrons. But one day, disaster struck. Mama Hong came to find her little noodle shop in shambles after two street gangs had a turf war in the plaza.

Mama Hong knew at that moment, she would take her revenge...

What are Mama Hong's abilities?

Primary Fire - Mama Hong pulls out a makeshift, short-range flamethrower created from her can of hairspray and a lighter. This weapon only reaches 5 metres (half of Mei's ice spray) and deals about 45 damage per second. The weapon's real damage lies in the fire debuff it leaves on enemies. The debuff deals 50 damage per second and can last anywhere from .25 to 2.5 seconds depending on the length of exposure. Secondary Fire - Being that Mama Hong is a force to be reckoned with in close quarters that does leave her rather weak to distant enemies. How does she solve this issue? By throwing stuff at the enemy! A secondary fire leads to Mama Hong reaching into her hair, taking out a hair curler, and throwing it at the enemy (effectively making it a Hair Hurler. Being a hair curler, it does little damage: 15 damage per hit. Ability 1 - Being a cook before going out on a bloodquest, Mama Hong knows how to make a noodle bowl for everyone... even her enemies. During gameplay, Mama Hong amasses up to 3 Noodle Bowls at once with a 6 second cooldown on each. A Bowl acts similarly to Torb's Armour-packs (as in both are thrown out by a hero and are then picked up by heroes), but instead of giving instant armour or healing, it gives a regeneration effect: 75 Health Per Second for one second. As mentioned before, the player can throw out a poisoned bowl for the enemies. When an enemy picks up the Poisoned Bowl, they take a decay effect of 25 Damage Per Second for 3 seconds. Ability 2 - Mama Hong also carries around a deadly cleaver. This cleaver has a cooldown of 8 Seconds. This cleaver isn't an insta-kill, but it can still deal up to 75 damage on the target. The cleaver has the range of a normal Quick Melee but has a much more narrow line of fire (think of it as her equivalent to Roadhog's hook). Ultimate Ability - Flambé: Mama Hong has lost her temper and is ready to explode! Except, she really just combusts and sets the ground around her aflame. While flaming, Mama Hong becomes faster and brandishes her cleaver for six seconds. She still isn't fast enough to catch a sprinting Soldier, but if you're a Mei... you better have your abilities ready because she's no longer freezable (unless by Blizzard).

This may sound INCREDIBLY overpowered, but I'll teach some ways of avoiding unneeded death.

Mama Hong has little fuel in her weapon: only about 2.5 Seconds.

Cryofreezing as Mei will get rid of the debuff (or out-heal it)

Healing will basically out-heal the flames (but you should be out of her way first!)

She's a tank, a bastion can literally take her out in less than a second if she stays in sight.

If you can trap her Ultimate, you can survive.

With that out of the way, let's talk misc details!

Instead of punching in her Quick Melee, she wields a newspaper roll (it's the same damage).

She pulls her weapons out of nowhere (behind her back).

For her sitting animation, she pulls out a folding chair and reads the newspaper.

Mei was a regular in her noodle shop before heading off to the Ecopoint.

Her slippers may or may not squeak.

She makes fire/heat jokes when getting eliminations.

0/10, Ult should've been Manslaughter.

I kept reading this as "mama hog" and all i can picture is a old lady Roadhog skin now.

You are missing a perfect opportunity here...

Do you think Mama Hong is a joke?

Blizzard releases headless StarCraft2 build for Linux

Blizzard releases headless StarCraft2 build for Linux

Very interesting, can't wait for bots to beat korean players

I just wish they release full game clients for Linux. Like World of Warcraft or Heroes of the Storm. Even Hearthstone, what the hell, it's made in Unity and still we have no Linux client.

I make it work just fine with wine

I understand that "Blizzard is just a small indie company" but I think they can manage

Even Hearthstone, what the hell, it's made in Unity and still we have no Linux client.

They would need to make Battle.net ecosystem work on Linux first, which is the biggest hurdle in the equation.

The game has no graphical user interface.

It's meant to be used for AI. You can control it via an API.

You will not be able to see shiny 3d things, play the campaign or anything of that matter.

good "B"ye to our letter

good "B"ye to our letter

its sad nibba hours

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The four most controversial posts of all time on this subreddit are by Pecker, then followed by three deleted posts (Pecker’s former account possibly?), then followed by a post of someone attempting to get rid of Pecker

The four most controversial posts of all time on this subreddit are by Pecker, then followed by three deleted posts (Pecker’s former account possibly?), then followed by a post of someone attempting to get rid of Pecker

I know the title seems a bit negative but I just wanted to give a big thankyou to Pecker for bringing life into this subreddit. I’m not being ironic or stupid. A legitimate thankyou for bringing so much discussion to this subreddit and sometimes playing the devil’s advocate.

Fuck the offseason is boring, somebody help.

Thanks for the accolade. Confessions: I pecker have always been a bit of a troll. I never really liked reddit and enjoyed taking the piss out of the nerd patrol at /sub/adelaide... i famously called dibs on the girls at a meet up and they swallowed that to great hilarity. Then i stumble across this site and figured id make a few dickwad comments but realised i was with like minded folk. So i just wrote what i thought thinking id still get booted - but i didnt... in fact a few times ppl agreed with me... and here i am... banned so many other places but accepted here. Nice.

There's a little Pecker inside all of us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love stories like this. Rough start then a solid bond. Nice. Keep up the commentary!

u/peckerbrain > u/peckerbrain2. u/peckerbrain2 is a pussy.

me irl

me irl

I've suddenly realized what I've got to do!

I'm actually fucking wheezing at this

🎺You gonna doot heaps of saaaaviiinnngs 🎺

When you know you are eating it alone.

How much individuals pay in taxes vs corporations.

How much individuals pay in taxes vs corporations.
This is sort of a sneaky graph as it leaves out revenue from other sources (notice those two lines don't add up to 100%).    The part that's been growing at the rate Corporate tax has been decreasing is payroll tax, which is paid mainly by corporations (big and small).      Some argue that payroll tax is ultimately paid by the employees even when the employer is funding it, but assuming that employers would have passed those funds on to the employee in the form of higher salaries if they didn't have to pay the payroll tax is pretty much like buying into trickle down economic theory.

This is sort of a sneaky graph as it leaves out revenue from other sources (notice those two lines don't add up to 100%). , which is paid mainly by corporations (big and small). Some argue that payroll tax is ultimately paid by the employees even when the employer is funding it, but assuming that employers would have passed those funds on to the employee in the form of higher salaries if they didn't have to pay the payroll tax is pretty much like buying into trickle down economic theory.

Isnt the graph showing what percentage of federal revenue comes from people and corporations and not what rate people pay vs corporations like op has titled it?

Since people will undoubtedly misconstrue the meaning of this data, it doesn't necessarily mean rich people aren't paying taxes or even that they're paying less now compared to 40, 60, 80 years ago. As of last year, the top 20% of earners paid the vast majority (87%) of federal income taxes while nearly the whole bottom half (45%) paid either no income tax or had an effectively negative tax rate.

He backed out of that one quick.

Why dont commercial airline toilets have a window? Its not like its exhibitionistic at 37000 feet

Why dont commercial airline toilets have a window? Its not like its exhibitionistic at 37000 feet

everyone likes a loo with a view...

You want to wait to pee while someone enjoys the view? Why pay for a feature that causes trouble?

You didn’t understand. You want people using the restroom taking longer looking at the view?

Buildings. He's talking about buildings.

This is a terrible answer

8️⃣enious

8️⃣enious
8️⃣enious

Join the 8️⃣ revolution

8️⃣anned for using B emoji.

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Is it just me or Junk a little OP?

Is it just me or Junk a little OP?

Not trolling or shit posting. I honestly feel like he has way too much damage output for being such a low skill hero. Junkrat in the hands of player with game sense is almost unstoppable...

"A little"

Story of my life. Bad on your side. Godly on enemy

Junk mains incoming

Not just a little, rebuff the tire and lower the damage of mine and trap to 90, so he cannot kill you, while he is on the other side of the map. Oh and make he getting his ult slower, i hear it each one and a half minute (remember they changed mei because her ulti loaded to fast, junks loads far faster than anyone else except mercy)

Also a possible solution, but the thing is at least M1 takes a tiny bit of skill. Mines don't. At all. Whatsoever. That's the worst part about him imo. Dying to him wouldn't be so bad if mines at least took a bit of skill, or at least triggered drawbacks.

i have never seen a stream have so much drive, potential, and power since ice blew up... train wrecks going to the top THE NEW KING OF IRL

i have never seen a stream have so much drive, potential, and power since ice blew up... train wrecks going to the top THE NEW KING OF IRL

He's a fucking side-kick. You can play the alpha card as much as you want, but he would be a low tier streamer without Mitch. With that said, he's a great side-kick tho.

i like APE but im sorry he isnt gonna hold this hyped viewer base sitting infront of the pc EVERY stream he isnt with mitch, just talking shit non stop , he is basically becoming what he hates ( besides showing off his tits and ass ) he just talk talk talk LUL.. no game play ever.. well not lately.. i mean i like knowing his shit growing..but it cant stay like this just doing nothing , right? i like the hype speak and shit, but dam the streams content IS just him talking and its starting too become ResidentSleeper

If thats the new king of irl then its officially dead, king of irl streaming from his desk btw. lul

he wont irl stream by himself until hes done with mitch, hes irl streamed in the past though

Try one of these subthreads