2017-10-29

A man tries for a job as a blacksmith

A man tries for a job as a blacksmith

"Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."

It's funny because horse shoeing sounds like horse shooing.

Yes I did. I got it. and it still hella funny even if explained

Wait, did anyone need that explained?

This joke could also be used with a punchline implying: "whore shooing"

Before and After

Before and After

The score was even 9-11 at one point too

W headed a group of investors that bought the Rangers.

Juiced balls can’t melt sliders

Nolan and Reid Ryan are part of the staff for the Astros now, have been for years. Nolan left the Ragners front office after a falling out with the GM and returned to Houston.

LATE NIGHT CUM BOAT HATE THREAD

LATE NIGHT CUM BOAT HATE THREAD

SS Cumslut LMAO

She might be going to Russia after her dad gets extradited.

New Medal Character: Akon

New Medal Character: Akon

He's also a new Crystal/Jewel +17% link!!!!

Awesome! I love his music.

There is also a new 4 star mayuri who is weaking duration and don kanoji who is 13% jewel link

There were a whole slew of new 4* characters with status reduction links added, don't know if they are also new to JP or not or might just be event character Global haven't gotten yet

4* Mayuri Speed -Paralysis duration 55%

4* Izuru Power -Slow duration 56% (Possible an error not an error I guess, 4* Mind & Tech Izuru's also has -56% slow)

4* Soifon Heart -Poison duration 55%

4* Tousen Power -Confusion duration 55%

4* Rukia Mind -Freeze duration 55%

4* Omeada Mind Coin 13%

4* New Mayuri Power -Weakness duration 55%

4* Don Kanonji Tech Crystal/Jewel 13%

I haven't been watching NFL, but; One Of The Worst Injuries Today

I haven't been watching NFL, but; One Of The Worst Injuries Today
I haven't been watching NFL, but; One Of The Worst Injuries Today

No Bears players have ever kneeled

he gonna have trouble kneeling now

Did he kneel before the game? That's what I want to know.

The black players probably targeted him and did this on purpose.

More Than 900 Post-Hurricane Deaths In Puerto Rico Won’t Be Physically Examined

More Than 900 Post-Hurricane Deaths In Puerto Rico Won’t Be Physically Examined

Cuba, a nearly socialist country, recovered from the hurricanes with remarkable speed and efficiency, while PR, a territory of the wealthiest country in the world, suffers in death and disease and poverty for months post-destruction while Capitalist hand-wringers try to ram through the most profitable means of rebuilding for American oligarchs.

Now they’re hiding the death-toll that results from their ideology.

Profit over people.

900 people is a big fucking deal.

For perspective, the Iraq War invasion had 580 deaths for the entire year and that was the combined number of America and the UK. Puerto Rico has more fucking dead after a natural disaster than an entire country trying to kill our soldiers.

This doesn't seem to be addressing the topic at hand, the issue that the article brings up is the inability to calculate the death toll of the hurricane. It didn't suggest that only 900 people died since the hurricane made landfall.

I think it's pretty absurd that U.S. citizens don't get a say in who the POTUS is.

KEVIN SPACEY BITES THE DUST. ADMITS TO ADVANCING ON 14 YEAR OLD WHILE INTOXICATED. ALSO COMES OUT AS HOMOSEXUAL.

KEVIN SPACEY BITES THE DUST. ADMITS TO ADVANCING ON 14 YEAR OLD WHILE INTOXICATED. ALSO COMES OUT...

Kevin Spacey "coming out"... he got his start in Hollywood due to being gay, same as Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Neil Patrick Harris, etc.

Try getting a job in Hollywood without giving a blow job, let me know how that works out for you...

It's clearly spin. "I don't remember. Also, I'm gay. Also, I've had problems of my own. Poor me."

Apparently it worked because Reuters is running with the "Spacey is gay" aspect as their headline :/

So is ABC. AND So is NY Daily News vis Drudge.

Fun fact -- after the Monica scandal Spacey stayed at the White House and helped Bill make a movie inspired by American Beauty.

And let's not forget that Spacey has been directed by Bryan "Open Secrets" Singer several times, going way back.

Just to throw more fuel on the fire here's the Independent on Spacey and Clinton flying together on convicted pedophile Epstein's "Lolita Express".

It's clearly spin. "I don't remember. Also, I'm gay. Also, I've had problems of my own. Poor me."

Apparently it worked because Reuters is running with the "Spacey is gay" aspect as their headline :/

So is . AND So is NY Daily News vis Drudge.

Fun fact -- after the Monica scandal Spacey stayed at the White House and helped Bill make a movie inspired by American Beauty.

And let's not forget that Spacey has been directed by Bryan "Open Secrets" Singer several times, going way back.

Just to throw more fuel on the fire here's the Independent on Spacey and Clinton flying together on convicted pedophile Epstein's "Lolita Express".

ALSO COMES OUT AS HOMOSEXUAL.

Also water is wet. Spacey being gay had to be one of the most widely-known "secrets" in Hollywood.

What's less funny is that he's a close friend of the Clintons. Curious how everyone around those toxic fucks are cheats, rapists, and pedophiles.

Pizzagate's a conspiracy theory -Clinton voters

[Interest Check] 1.0 Ultraboosts (Burgundy!!!)

[Interest Check] 1.0 Ultraboosts (Burgundy!!!)

Jia from Kickspub had messaged me about wanting to make high quality 1.0 ultraboosts and is already making some sample pairs of the triple white and core black colorways.

He said he will be using BASF boost but if more people are willing to buy Real Boost due to more availability, lower price, and less waiting, he will make them with real boost.

 

COLORWAYS PLANNED TO BE MADE

 

Core Black

Triple White

Burgundy (this will come after core black and triple white are made)

Mystery Grey (unconfirmed)

OG Black (unconfirmed)

Ayy would order if they aren’t that expensive

would order if they don't cost $140 usd :(

i'm chill with real boost. dying for some triple white 1.0s

1.0s look way better than 3.0s. adidas goofed with the frosted cage.

I'll just leave this here...

I'll just leave this here...
#KevinSpaceyisadisease

The curse is real.

Liberalism comes with effects of sexual harassment and pedophelia. Contagious as fuck in their Leftist circles.

Inappropriate? Criminal!

Try one of these subthreads