2017-09-06

Crucial missing feature in the Junkertown map

If they DON'T add this I will be surprised.

This is completely unacceptable, blizzard should fix this at once

Hmmm something missing on the real map, this has to be a hint for a new hero!

Mean while people all over the forums complaining about actual stuff like lack of servers

Harvesting

oh god. look how much more he has to do.

It's fine, think about all the rupees he'll have collected by then.

True, but not doing it every day can be worse for your stomach.

Doing that move every day can't be good for your back.

Leaked pictures from the new Batman movie.

Leaked pictures from the new Batman movie.

Plot twist: Batman and Joker are secretly married and a little Robin is on the way.

She took it too far

Ethan's plot is quite T H I C C

And the Plot Thickens....

me irl

me irl

Me irl as an art major

I'm a STEM major taking mostly maths right now. One of my friends has a small daughter and I ask her what she did in school today, "Circles and triangles." She says. I laugh because what the fuck am I doing? Circles and triangles.

lmao good luck getting a job with that

Me: hey man how's it goi-

Stem major: you have no idea how hard my major is, but it will all be worth it when I graduate and make $250k

hmmm

hmmm

I rarely see socks with faces that don't become a fucking disaster when you put them on. Nice.

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Hey hi

Hey hi

Oh, Hi Mark

Hey Tryin' to make a change :-\

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Please stop.

Oh hey! Haha how've you been lol Tryin' to make a change :-\

How's your sex life?

To give context, they're not my friend, he's a friend of a friend. He got my number through my friend and started messaging me, since he was someone I knew of I didn't feel too uncomfortable with it. A week after texting he messages me telling me he's in love with me and I'm everything his ex is not, feeling uncomfortable I told him I wasn't interested and that it would be better if we stopped talking. He agreed, but a few days later started spamming me with stuff like this

Impressed with Pizza Hut employee! Ordered pretzel crust with no cheese thinking it was vegan. They delivered!

Impressed with Pizza Hut employee! Ordered pretzel crust with no cheese thinking it was vegan. They delivered!

This is customer service that will encourage future business. Looks delicious!

U should call them and thank them for that

Call corporate, it'll get logged and forwarded to their manager. You want every compliment looked for the employee's benefit

Meanwhile at the local dominos, they sometimes fuck up our orders so bad I wonder if they even know how to read.

TIL when Three Six Mafia beat out Dolly Parton to win the 2006 Academy Award for Best Original Song, Dolly was thrilled, and personally sent a congratulatory letter, "We're proud of you guys, and I'm just glad that the Oscar came back to Tennessee one way or another!"

TIL when Three Six Mafia beat out Dolly Parton to win the 2006 Academy Award for Best Original Song, Dolly was thrilled, and personally sent a congratulatory letter, "We're proud of you guys, and I'm just glad that the Oscar came back to Tennessee one way or another!"
TIL when Three Six Mafia beat out Dolly Parton to win the 2006 Academy Award for Best Original So...

Salma Hayek walked up to me β€” who I was super in love with because of From Dusk Till Dawn with George Clooney β€” and said the craziest shit: "You know your brothers and sisters are dying over in Africa because of all this jewelry you're wearing." Because I guess we had those big ole watches they gave us on, and these platinum necklaces. So I was like, "What?! What are you talking about? I don't have no brothers and sisters in Africa!" And like that, Salma Hayek killed my hard-on. I just went limp. I told her it was nice meeting her and walked out away from that.

Best part of the article, imo.

I like this part, after they got turned away from Prince's afterparty:

That Prince is a motherfβ€”er! You better go in there and tell that short little purple-wearing thing how many Purple Rain albums I bought, OK?

The world needs more Dolly

For those who wanna see how genuine, here's a gif of her reaction after Three Six Mafia was announced winner.

Full video of the moment, too, for those interested.

Full video of the moment, too, for those interested.

When people wanna chat when you are on your lunch break

I have to give props to the people in Disneyland who dress up as characters. They do an awesome job, and one time my daughter and I witnessed Cinderella stop to converse in sign language with a little deaf girl. You could tell it totally made her day.

That kid is so fucking done with Snow Whites shit.

They go through a lot of training to get the mannerisms down perfect and all of them learn to sign their character's name exactly the same, so no matter which one your kid gets will sign their book just the same. The attention to detail really impressed me

I enjoy talking to people, but I know if I have an enjoyable conversation, my lunch break feels like it will go faster. So choose to eat alone because the boredom makes my break feel longer. I willingly deny myself a pleasurable experience just to trick myself into thinking my time away from my desk is longer than it actually is

Nintendo Switch Atomic Purple

Nintendo Switch Atomic Purple

The 90s kid in me wants this so bad.

Brings me back to the gameboy color

Some fucker stole my atomic purple GBC from my bookbag in elementary school. Still pissed about it.

Also early 2000s like Donkey Kong 64 green seethrough. I'd totally jump on the offer if they did this

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