2017-09-05

at bullying this guy

I was waiting for the punch the whole time, was not let down. Thanks, This Guy.

Ever been to America? That's kind of our thing.

Don't you ever change, Atlantic City.

What about even the lack of need to check if hes down? Fist makes contact and hes like "my work is done here."

Teens caught lighting fireworks that started Columbia Gorge fire in Oregon

Teens caught lighting fireworks that started Columbia Gorge fire in Oregon

I've never seen Portlanders so collectively pissed off. And fair or not, it won't help that the main suspect is from across the river.

I really hope these teens realize the depth of the mistakes they have made. Their lapse in judgement has cost the public one of the most beautiful areas in the world, is threatening many lives, is costing the taxpayers enormous amounts of money. Regardless of if they feel remorse or not, though, they absolutely need to held accountable for the enormous amount of damage that has accumulated due to their actions.

I'm from Washington. We're all pissed off here too.

Doesn't matter. They caught two teens playing with matches at the Great Smoky Mountains Nat'l Park and they got off scott free. Killed about 14 people as well

Jimmy Fallon Announces 'Tonight Show' $1 Million Donation to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts

Jimmy Fallon Announces 'Tonight Show' $1 Million Donation to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts
Jimmy Fallon Announces 'Tonight Show' $1 Million Donation to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts

Save some for Florida!

I feel really sorry for Florida. People went all out donating to Harvey, I'm not sure what's let for them.

Incoming irrelevant comment about his fake laughing and desk slapping and how you hate him.

It's surprising how many people complain about donations. Non of these celebs are required to donate any money at all. Yet someone gives 1 MILLION DOLLARS to get hit with "They could have done more"

Selfish is all that is. You should be happy anyone is taking their money to help. Be grateful.

ULPT: Plan to be child-free, but have nagging relatives? Claim that you've been trying without success, and set up a GoFundMe to pay for IVF. You'll always have an excuse for remaining childless, and your disappointed relatives will provide you a generous passive income.

ULPT: Plan to be child-free, but have nagging relatives? Claim that you've been trying without success, and set up a GoFundMe to pay for IVF. You'll always have an excuse for remaining childless, and your disappointed relatives will provide you a generous passive income.

Just make sure you read up on IVF so if and when it comes up in conversation you have solid vocabulary and knowledge to support your story.

Real tip: secretly invest the money, so you don't spend it in ways that attract attention and doubt. Stocks or a retirement account.

You're my kind of crooked.

Bonus points to use the money for condoms and birth control.

Always been super critical of my photos, but got good feedback about this on the photography subreddit, figured I would share.

Always been super critical of my photos, but got good feedback about this on the photography subreddit, figured I would share.

Crazy that Lexus is able to turn the tires that far without (presumably) rubbing something. Guess they go to some crazy extremes in those drift cars tho. would be interesting to try driving that thing on regular roads, best turning radius ever? lol. nice pic

Serious modification of the suspension and steering components is the norm at most levels of drift competition. Steering knuckles, control arms steering rack, etc. are all changed out to increase steering angle. Then remove or modify the inner parts of the chassis to avoid rubbing and off you go.

D E J A V U

When you set up to pan, think about your backgrounds. The pan was successful, but the red truck is distracting.

Green Day raised over $140,000 for hurricane relief by playing a live Facebook show (starts at 25mins)

Green Day raised over $140,000 for hurricane relief by playing a live Facebook show (starts at 25...

Any fans of old school Green Day should check this out.

Setlist:

Paper Lanterns

2000 Light Years Away

Only of You

Christie Road

J.A.R.

Burnout

One of my Lies

Coming Clean

When I Come Around

She

They played the classics

I can still sing all of dookie.

Just saw them in concert last week, awesome show, awesome band. Loved then since Kerplunk

Midwest family taco night starter pack

Midwest family taco night starter pack

Minnesota author Howard Mohr had this to say about tacos in his 1987 masterpiece, How to Talk Minnesotan:

The Minnesota taco, pronounced tack-oh, consists of ketchup and hamburger served inside a folded tortilla (pronounced tore-till-a) and topped with Cheese Whiz. Many cooks substitute pickled herring for the hamburger and use cream of mushroom soup instead of Cheese Whiz as a topping. Lettuce is optional. Butttered and folded white bread can be substituted for the tortillas. It is commonly eaten with a spoon.

--"Hand me another napkin, please. This taco is not too bad, but it's running down my arm."

Edit: Some people don't understand the concept of satire, apparently.

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

Also, clearly you also need JesΓΊs so he can teach you what a taco actually is.

Indiana native here, this is 99% accurate. Replace the American cheese slices with pre-shredded Mexican blend cheese and add a can of refried beans and you have my favorite childhood dinner.

Not enough Old El Paso products. Especially the taco seasoning.

Reagan's son: My father wouldn't have kicked 'Dreamers' out of US

Reagan's son: My father wouldn't have kicked 'Dreamers' out of US
Reagan's son: My father wouldn't have kicked 'Dreamers' out of US

Yea Reagan granted amnesty to almost 3 million illegal immigrants. It is just nuts that American politics have gone so far to the right that now Reagan appears to be a liberal.

No shit. In the Reagan v. Bush debates they were debating over who would be MORE effective at amnesty.

Wait, Reagan granted amnesty to 3 million illegal immigrants? That can't be true, because if it were, then this country's economy would be destroyed, and it would be overrun with brown people who turn it into a compete wasteland!

There was one town hall style debate where one guy asked about immigrants taking dem jerbs. Both Reagan and Bush told him he was wrong to think that and explained the economic and geopolitical benefits of total open borders with mexico!

Capitalism ain't afraid of y'all getting killed

Capitalism ain't afraid of y'all getting killed

I thought price gouging during disasters is illegal.

So was half the crap Wall Street bankers were doing back in '08 but being wealthy is enough to make you immune here. It doesn't help that every president since Reagan has been in bed with them.

Happened to my friend today. He went to grab his credit card, came back and the price had doubled.

it's probable that a computer algorithm just noticed heavy traffic (demand) and adjusted prices automatically. Nobody bothered to turn it off.

even so... feels bad man.

Perfectly coiled 🐍

Perfectly coiled 🐍

Cinnamon snek

No snek. Only cinnamon bun.

That's a nicely coiled nope-rope.

21,303 people would rather update their home, than change their address.

Uhm... Ok.

Try one of these subthreads