2017-09-04

Anon's Freudian Slip

Anon's Freudian Slip

Factual and homosexual

All he had to say to fix his mistake was "that's what the last bitch said"

that would disrespect m'lady

This all went through anon's head as he desperately wiggled his pelvis a bit closer to his face, trying not to waste any of his gains. There was no girl; there was only the sweet satisfaction that his own hands could satisfy.

Winner winner communist dinner

Winner winner communist dinner

She clearly is bourgeois scum, look at that expensive necklace

That awkward moment when Reddit steals from 9GAG.

No. Only thing Lisa said about it was that she got it from Marge when she learned to read way above her class. That was in S21E11. But in S5E2, she has it even though she's like.. 2?

Time continuity in The Simpsons, though. We all know there's none.

"some"

OH GOD SELL IMMEDIATELY

OH GOD SELL IMMEDIATELY

I actually laughed at this i'm sorry to say. mainly cos i can relate.

It wasn't forced at all. Actually a good application.

Yeah people don't scream "Sell" because it's bad but because it reached mainstream market and losing value fast.

What the fuck are they wrapping their subs with?!

This Justice League Promo

This Justice League Promo

So they had all the stills taken in costume, posed with Batman in the middle, then the execs realised that Dc is all about Wonder Woman now, so they had to rearrange the order to have her in the middle?

I hate when movies do this, line up the actors with their names on the poster please

I don't know who the guy playing the Flash is but he looks like a gigantic douchebag.

But that doesn't explain how they swapped Aquaman and Cyborg

This clock in Hiroshima yesterday

This clock in Hiroshima yesterday

This sort of thing must be tough for the remaining Japanese people who were around then/affected by the nuclear bombs to see.

That clock has reset 6 times since 2006.

People have probably grown up watching that clock, praying it would never reset ...

Edit : I don't recall saying the clock has never been reset before?

About 8.5 years, from 30th May 1998 (Pakistan tested a bomb) to 9th October 2006 (North Korea's first test).

Source: this pdf, and the international campaign to abolish nuclear weapons site

Denmark Is Selling Off Its Last Oil Company And Spending The Money On Wind Power - Denmark has pledged to completely wean itself off fossil fuels by 2050.

Denmark Is Selling Off Its Last Oil Company And Spending The Money On Wind Power - Denmark has pledged to completely wean itself off fossil fuels by 2050.
Denmark Is Selling Off Its Last Oil Company And Spending The Money On Wind Power - Denmark has pl...

Title/article is a tad loaded, Denmark has a pretty clear line between the public and private sectors, and while a Danish company may be selling it's oil business (and the state issued rights to collect oil) to a French company, they mainly did it because the main focus of Maersk isn't oil but shipping.

We may aim to rid ourselves of fosile fuels, but that doesn't mean we're going to stop selling our national resources, and the tax is tax regardless of the nationality of the company that collects he oil from the seabed.

The sale of Dong is actually much more interesting in regards to green energy. Because while the private energy sector in Denmark is almost entirely into green energies, the public sector actually still runs quite a few fosile ones for when the wind isn't blowing - controlled by a state owned non-profit-organization.

This context is fucked up. Maersk is a danish company who had the rights to get the the oil from the north sea, and lately they threatened to stop drilling if they didn't get more favorable rights. One of them included lowering the tax on profits from oil drilling from 75% to 73,5%. These taxes are a big income worth billions of dkk, so the politicians agreed to the terms. Now Maersk has said fuck it, and has now sold the rights to Total, because they figured it would be more profitable in the future.

Maersk is a private company, so the headline is wrong as shit. Denmark hasn't sold Maersk, but oil drilling fields in the northern sea.

the danish government still owns a bit more than 50% of Dong shares though, iirc ?

Country that has fully depleted its oil reserves pledges to stop drilling for oil.

Big shock, I never would have seen this coming.

Making friends at university (xpost r/funny)

I would 100% never find their apartment. Kind of like Joey with the hot girl across the street. He just kept going to Ross's apartment instead.

This is awesome! New way to text people! Much more interactive!

What movie did they end up watching? And did either party end up being murdered?

When I was a kid I just used them to talk shit to truckers because I was an asshole.

2 minutes

2 minutes

You have to obey the rules, lady.

Other people want to go home too.

It really aggravates me that this person thinks that the employees of wherever she planned to shop at should postpone closing the store and wait for her to get done shopping when she KNOWS it's after closing time.

I mean what the hell.

Ex retail worker here, we used to routinely get voice messages after closing asking if we were open. A couple even left aggressive messages demand to know why we were closed

Some of the places I've worked for have really strict POS systems too so even if I wanted to extend my already long day to accommodate someone's tardiness I couldn't make a sale once the day was finalized.

The North Korean mountain under which it's conducting nuclear tests is at risk of collapsing, sending radiation across the region, a Chinese scientist says

The North Korean mountain under which it's conducting nuclear tests is at risk of collapsing, sending radiation across the region, a Chinese scientist says
The North Korean mountain under which it's conducting nuclear tests is at risk of collapsing, sen...

sending radiation across the region

There you go, North Korea, you played yourselves.

Sounds like posturing for China to develop a rational basis for standing with the US for a reason that's not bc we asked them to stand with us.

the "risk" is clarified in the article

Another test might cause the whole mountain to cave in on itself, leaving only a hole from which radiation could escape and drift across the region, including China, he said.

I don't care what justification they need to sell it. Just get on the fucking team already.

Big brother saying hello to the newest member of the family. Yo Yo, the little ginger kitty, is blind. He was supposed to be a foster kitty, but his foster family decided to keep him!

Source:

A Decision has been made. 🚨YoYo is a FOSTER FAIL! I do not think Joe and I should attempt to foster anymore 😂

This video taken today was the moment we decided to keep him. I have not seen Mac look this good in weeks! He truly had an amazing day with YoYo and it is a day we will always cherish 🏡

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYo5yYVBHQs/

They posted a video yesterday of Yo Yo running around the house, it is just too adorable:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYlOqD0Bz-A/

When you have something as precious as a blind kitten and he finds a welcoming big brother there is no choice. The kitten can't go to a lesser home.

that cat is having no trouble at all navigating without sight, amazing!

At first I didn't realize his name was yo yo, so I was confused on why they were starting a paragraph with yo yo as if we're a 90s rap battle

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