2017-09-02

Void Snake

Void Snake

The Incredibly Deadly Viper from A Series of Unfortunate Events IRL

just this one is actually accurately named, I'm sure

Vanta-Mamba

More like aVoid snake

No like snek???

Mleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmm.....

Pupper has a black updoot on his face.

Edit: I'm really glad that my first 1K+ comment involves a pupper.

I believe that's actually a /sub/blop

T R A N Q U I L B O Y E

yo get the updoots*

They told us it was going to be a boy, but it was just another Magikarp

They told us it was going to be a boy, but it was just another Magikarp

I'm sure your wife would be thrilled about this shot lol

She laughed

BTW, in reality it turned out to be a healthy human boy, born 1:17 am Sept 3.

Still amazing that she didn't flip you off.

(Spoilers Extended) It's Not a Nitpick. Thousands Died Over a "Minor" Geographic Detail.

(Spoilers Extended) It's Not a Nitpick. Thousands Died Over a "Minor" Geographic Detail.

Reposted as requested with the "Spoilers Extended" tag

I know we're often asked to ignore the silly teleportations and supersonic flights that the show has foisted on us over the last couple of seasons. I know some of it can seem like the petty quibbles of book purists veering into circlejerk self-parody.

But geography doesn't just matter when it comes to making the universe feel real. It was also the key plot point that drove the biggest dramatic turn of the series.

The Red Wedding was literally caused by Robb Stark needing to be able to get his troops across a bridge. The Frey army was a nice addition, but Robb needed the alliance for the bridge crossing. He, his mother, his pregnant wife (in the show) and thousands of his troops died for that crossing.

So it's not just a nitpick when characters and armies magically teleport from north to south, bypassing the Twins or Moat Caitlin with nary a scout to notice them.

It destroys and makes mockery of the premise of the series' most famous narrative twist.

I don't understand how it can be a nitpick when the pace has been set since season 1. There were episodes where Ned and Robert were traveling to King's Landing from Winterfell for a few episodes, Robb trekking his forces across the Riverlands for an entire season, Arya and the Hound traveling through the Vale for an entire season, Dany traveling through Essos for 6 seasons, Jon traveling beyond the Wall and climbing it for a season, and many more.

This was the shortest season with the shortest amount of air time and arguably had the most events occurring at a given time. I honestly don't understand how they couldn't make the season last 10 episodes. I literally felt desensitized when people were meeting each other for the first time because it was happening so often.

Didn't Jon travel by ship from Whiteharbour to Dragonstone? The Twins and Moat Cailin are required to be crossed by armies travelling from north to south, not all travellers. I think Catelyn also took a similar route to reach King's Landing in GoT/Season 1.

Ned leaves after episode 2 and arrives at episode 3, which takes a month.

There was forethought and planning involved with travels. The wight catching expedition is the antithesis of preparation and planning.

"Should we have a caged raven with us in case we need to quickly send word to someone?" "Should we ask Daenerys to follow us to Eastwatch?" "Should we ask Daenerys to just grab a stray wight with one of her dragons? Bran to follow us to Eastwatch scout for stray wights?"

Nah, when worst comes to worst, we can just stand in the middle of a frozen lake for 2-10 days.

Don't just stare help me

What a bully.

I like the googlie eyes on the little pug. It's like if you were to squeeze his belly they'd pop out.

Welcome to prison kid

Daaaaamn!

Yo moms look like a pug?

Damn.

North Korea says it conducted H-bomb test

North Korea says it conducted H-bomb test
North Korea says it conducted H-bomb test

Well that's not good

I'm sitting on the beach in Guam, sun is about to set. All is tranquil and beautiful right now. Crazy to think there is a non-zero chance of a Korean madman vaporizing me. WTF world. I can't help but blame China for creating this mess and propping up that regime. Time to step up and clean up your mess China.

I am just blown away that a nuclear bomb went off about 5 hours ago on earth.

Man, I remember a time when news of NK threats would be responded with jokes and mockery in the comments. I guess we're not laughing anymore.

LPT: Driving drunk at night? Turn off your headlights. Cops can't pull over what they can't see.

LPT: Driving drunk at night? Turn off your headlights. Cops can't pull over what they can't see.

You can also take off your inspection and registration tags. And leave your license at home. That way, if they do manage to pull you over, they won't know who you are or who the car owner is!

Real LPT in the comments section.

Remove your teeth too so they can't cross reference with dental records

Drive as fast as you can. The less time you're on the road the lower the chance you'll run into a cop.

People ask why I never leave my room.

People ask why I never leave my room.

People never ask me anything. Sometimes I wonder if I'm even real.

This guy is more like /sub/pianomasterrace

Okay slow down on the thot train buddy.

You've had a bit too much to think there buddy. Why don't you get back to your phone screen?

It's been a rough week for the old man, he had to attend his mothers funeral on his birthday. Decided to cheer him up with a new shotgun.

It's been a rough week for the old man, he had to attend his mothers funeral on his birthday. Decided to cheer him up with a new shotgun.

Shotgun pictured is a Remington 870 pump action 20 gauge. Hopefully we can both knock some dove down this season.

Edit: wow didn't expect this to get as many comments as it did. Thank you everyone for the outpouring support.

Tall boy, shot gun, blue jeans, USA BABY

Hey man. You did great for him. Good luck and stay safe.

Cold night, cold beer, cold jeans.

"I don't have a job because my mom gives me money whenever I want lmao" "I'm 20"

"I don't have a job because my mom gives me money whenever I want lmao" "I'm 20"

Main guy = cringe

Middle guy = cringe

OP = cringe for not giving us more contenxt

Me = cringe for being a piece of shit

Everyone else = cringe for not telling me I'm a piece of shit

I love how we have gotten to he point where a girlfriend is the ultimate sign of "I'm better than you"

You're a piece of shit

Everyone on reddit is 15, right?

Try one of these subthreads