2017-08-31

Ron Perlman Ladies and Gentlemen

Ron Perlman Ladies and Gentlemen

I'd love to see them debate irl (actually, I'd hate to see it, but I'd love to read the transcript!)

I got to meet Ron Perlman recently and he is indeed a kickass dude.

But you would love to hear his side of it. The mans voice is god tier. I mean you can imagine its Slade (deathstroke) from the old Teen Titans days putting a young robin in his place. Just with politics and a dumbass instead.

Ooo... excuse me. That last part was sort of mean.

Edit: three to the. Damn swype.

Ron slapping back the idioticy with his red right hand.

This Jeep has a subwoofer

This Jeep has a subwoofer

/sub/rarepuppers

Thanks for that sub

/sub/rearpuppers

I could be pissed as hell at a driver for how they're driving. But if I see a dog in the car, I'll immediately smile and forgive them.

Dagen har kommit

Dagen har kommit

Grodan Boll > pepe

Dutch guy here. Het is Vrijdag. Let's celebrate by playing the European drinking game: drinking.

Dags att ligga på soffan och hiva i sig godis och se på youtubeklipp hela helgen

Oh wait, det gör jag varje dag ändå

Vill du veta varför jag älskar fredags grodanboll? Fredags grodanboll är en helt självgjord meme. Så många andra memes är baserade på nostalgiska barns shower, roliga ansikten, relaterbara situationer eller referenser. Inte fredags grodanboll. fredags grodanboll är helt absurt. Det är en low-res generisk padda, och en godtycklig metod att fira fredag. Den första personen som någonsin uppbåta fredags grodanboll gjorde det inte av erkännande. Den första personen som någonsin uppbåta fredags grodanboll gjorde det inte för att ett existerande memeformat. Den första personen som någonsin uppbåta fredags grodanboll uppbåta en meme som bokstavligen dras från eter av ren mänsklig kreativitet och viljestyrka. Fredags grodanboll är bevis på att människor kan stirra in i evighetens meningslösa tomrum och tvinga sin egen mening till det. Jag kommer alltid att uppbåta fredags grodanboll, mina bekanta!

Horrible.

Horrible.

(I posted this elsewhere, but I'll repost here)

Caption:

"God Exists! He is drowning all the neo-nazis of Texas!"

Charlie Hebdo has a unique style of humor that pokes fun by emphasizing the absurdity of an extreme position by pushing it to its absurd conclusions. This cover does not imply that Charlie Hebdo thinks that Texans are Nazis, but rather they are ridiculing those on the left who tend to be atheists and also believe that Texans are Nazis. I'll try to find past covers with further examples, but don't be too quick to castigate Charlie Hebdo on this cover alone. They are provocateurs, contrarians, and trolls by nature, but they are trolling the left in this case.

Spez: This comment from actual Frenchie /u/AlorsLaJeDisOui below probably explains Charlie Hebdo's humor better than I can, because I'm just a dumb burger:

I'm french and I've been occasionaly reading Charlie for the last 20 years. People all around the planet are trying to find excuses for Charlie but the true is, Charlie is what we call "humour crasse" that we could translate by "dirty humor"... It's the kind of humour that makes you chuckle when you shouldn't. It's the exact opposite of political correctness. No more no less. It's jokes about jews were the nazis are the good guys. It's jokes about black people in a slavery environment. It's jokes about Jesus in a church. And for the muricans after charlottesvilles, it's jokes about murican neo-nazis drowning in the floods. It doesn't matter that there are couple thousands kilometers between both events. As far as we are concerned, y'all trigger happy cowboys. Actually Nazi-cowboys nowadays. If you had 20 000 hippies marching in San Fransisco to legalize weed a week before the flood, it would have been hippies instead of nazis on this cover.

This comment is at the top of every single one of these threads and people still keep posting and upvoting them.

Spez: how is this deserving of a sticky in anyway. Mods pls

It's all fun and games when Charlie's making fun of muslim pigs, catholics or kids dead on the floor, but GOD FORBID they make fun of a current event happening in the US of A.

That is Free Speech, that is what I am standing for. If you don't, you are not better than these idiots marxists students.

Yeah, there are plenty of reasons to hate on CH if one wishes. Go find their lasagna cartoon that followed the Italian earthquake. CH's genre is irreverent black humor, and their modus operandi is often to depict the most awful possible thing in response to a tragic event. But they act as a sort of cultural counterweight to the saccharine virtue signaling found almost everywhere else: the hashtags, flag filters, and pray for ______ that have become the standard orthodoxy for responding to tragedy without looking deeper into the causes and costs.

Here is a bit more on CH following the murder of cartoons Charb, and 13 others by Koranic terrorists:

"Nous vomissons sur tous ces gens qui, subitement, disent être nos amis," ["We vomit on all those people who suddenly declare themselves our friends"],

Willem, one of the surviving cartoonists from Charlie Hebdo (CH) told the press shortly after the 2015 attack on the magazine's offices that left twelve dead, including six of its star cartoonists (qtd. in "Willem"). Willem was speaking at the peak of demonstrations that were taking place across France in support of the paper, which became known as Republican marches. Thrust suddenly into international prominence, CH editors made a show of their irreverence towards their new supporters, mocking the way their cause was being taken up by their erstwhile political nemeses. They poked fun at conservative politicians who sang the Marseillaise while holding "Je suis Charlie" signs; religious leaders who came to the defense of their secular project; the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger had reportedly taken out a subscription to the magazine; and the ringing of the bells of Notre Dame Cathedral for the atheist victims (Le Point; Biard). The tone of these jokes displays a continuation of the anarchic spirit that CH has developed since it was founded in 1969 as an outlet for far left, countercultural bande dessinée [comics] and critique. The jokers assume a role of provocative ingratitude as they gleefully risk alienating their new readership. But the jokes are also a way of coming to terms with the strange position the magazine now found itself in. As figures such as former French President Nicolas Sarkozy and National Front leader Marine Le Pen lined up to offer their support, the magazine that prided itself on its rebellious outsider status was faced with the awkward position of being lauded not only by the mainstream but by the very politicians it considered to be the vilest in French society.2 In such a situation, deploying a form of anarchic humor became an important tactic for saving face politically.

http://muse.jhu.edu/article/666776

HELP ME FELLOW HUMANS, THIS STALKER IS STARTING TO SCARE ME

HELP ME FELLOW HUMANS, THIS STALKER IS STARTING TO SCARE ME

HA HA HA. YOU ARE MISTAKEN. YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER. IT IS NOT

Quote LET ME LOVE YOU CUNT Endquote

THE C IS A PARENTHESIS

IT IS:

Quote LET ME LOVE YOU (UNTIL YOU DIE AND THEN ANOTHER YEAR) Endquote

GLAD I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

YOU ARE NOT BEING STALKED. IT IS JUST AN AUSTRALIAN UNIT HUMAN TRYING TO DECLARE ITS AFFECTION FOR YOU

DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S STILL STALKING HIM, OR NO?

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE FELLOW HUMAN.

Tstalking == Trunlife + 31,536,000 sec

My take on the Great American Solar Eclipse [OC] [2705x800]

My take on the Great American Solar Eclipse [OC] [2705x800]

Zoom in to see sunspots and Venus. Taken in Riverton, Wyoming.

We have the best solar eclipses. Don't we, folks?

I know that he meant "the solar eclipse as seen from America" by his title but it sure does sound like dumb patriotism.

It's funny that a solar eclipse anywhere in the world is "just" a magnificent event, but if it visible in North America it become the "Great American Solar Eclipse"! Really great shoots tho!

A Secret Work Studio Suspended Below a Highway Overpass in Valencai, by Fernando Abellanas [1,050 × 787]

A Secret Work Studio Suspended Below a Highway Overpass in Valencai, by Fernando Abellanas [1,050 × 787]

I feel like it wouldn't have the best air quality

This is the most hipster thing I've seen in a long time. He's going to come back to two hobos going at it.

Polluted? Check. Loud? Check. Poorly lit? Check. At high risk of insect/spider/bird/bat attacks? Most definitely.

Room porn or room massacre? This isn't a room, it's an attractively disguised hanging floor of suffering.

Nice and quiet, though.

100% lady proof

100% lady proof

As someone with a lab that loves to pick up and carry off clothes.....that very well could be dog slobber. It dries like this.

That's probably remainders of washing powder from a bad washing turn on the machine. Well at least I hope so

Could be saliva from a dog.

I thought you meant a laboratory and that you pick up and carry off clothes. I was so confused.

Try one of these subthreads