2017-08-27

Hell or High Water

Hell or High Water

Laughs in underwater German

Meanwhile, the Netherlands.

underwater German

I like that even more than "Swamp German"

I always thought a moat makes for a good defense when combined with a wall.

Should I call an ambulance?

Should I call an ambulance?

I pretty sure this is ironic my dude...

So was the original madlad post. Ironic madlads bring us back to our roots.

I bought my kids some gummy vitamins one time, and we got home from the store they were excited to try them, so I gave them each one, and put them back in the medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, my 4 year old (at the time) kid, decided they were delicious and wanted more of them. So he climbed on the counter, got them out of the cabinet, opened the "childproof" lid and ate the other 57 remaining vitamins. I called poison control and since they did not have iron in them, he was fine. They told me I didn't need to give him any more vitamins for 58 days.

I do the same with everything else. Sleep, food, showers, brushing my teeth.

People look at me weird

[EVERYTHING] I've got to say it, fuck Lyanna Stark

[EVERYTHING] I've got to say it, fuck Lyanna Stark

She doesn't keep her oath of betrothal to Robert, runs off with a married man, and doesn't tell her family. This results in her father being burned alive and her brother being choked to death. She still doesn't return home, a war is started, tens of thousands of people are killed, and the realm is torn apart. She still doesn't return home, her new love is killed (by her former betrothed), the king is killed, and her other brother is nearly killed trying to "rescue" her from a situation that she was in voluntarily. She's personally responsible for more death than all the villains (Joffrey, Cersei, Roose, Ramsay, Gregor, etc) of Westeros combined. This will probably get down voted to oblivion because "R+L=J Yay!!!", but seriously, how could Ned's sister be so lacking in honor?

The things we do for love.

She's kind of like Robb. He did not anticipate the consequences of dishonoring the betrothal and he learned it the hard way. People did not have great communication back then, she probably didn't know things got so bad. And come on, who'd have thought the mad king would burn them for merely asking for their daughter back? It was probably too late before she could do anything about it.

shove

That's why you always leave a note.

Anon uses his newborn to shit post, his wife finds out and bitches to Reddit

Anon uses his newborn to shit post, his wife finds out and bitches to Reddit

This guy is incredibly lucky that he was saved from drowning by Alberto Barbosa. That's like having Pepe the frog push you out of the way of a bus.

Idk, having Pepe pushing me in front of a bus would be pretty sweet too.

Gake and fay.

Sacrifices have been made for Alberta Barbosa

One of my favorite shots in the entire saga.

I underestimated Leia's piloting, that is a perfect Immelman turn.

She is a Skywalker, after all

The cinematography in this movie just blows me away every time I watch it. Beautiful.

Indeed.

...I just saying though, the idea that a half loop with a roll at the end is the fastest way to reverse direction isn't an intuitive thing. Now sure she's had like 5 years with the rebellion at this point to get basic air combat manuvering training... but no I really want this one to be on Bail. "I want her to be safe, after commando school send her to top gun."

Isaiah Thomas spotted playing Xbox, beating the Celtics as the Cavs

Isaiah Thomas spotted playing Xbox, beating the Celtics as the Cavs

Now THIS is podracing

Top team sub posts as I comment this:

/sub/bostonceltics: IT is on Xbox right now beating the Celtics as the Cavs

/sub/clevelandcavs: IT is on Xbox right now beating the Celtics as the Cavs

/sub/sixers: Vending machine at work reminding me to Trust The Process today

Fucking Sixers, man

He is going to destroy the Celtics this upcoming season if he's healthy

It's going to be hilarious if he ends up doing while still being a member of the Celtics!

Seven cybersecurity members resign from Trump's advisory panel citing "insufficient attention to the growing threats"

Seven cybersecurity members resign from Trump's advisory panel citing "insufficient attention to ...

The comic from Australia, Jim Jeffries (? -- I forget his name for sure but he has a show now) said, How come I know the name of Trump's press secretary? His chief of staff, etc.? I never knew this in Obama's administration. And then he compares it to knowing parts of your anatomy that you only hear about when something goes wrong them.

I think this comic is 100% right and clever for pointing this phenomenon out.

How many people have actually resigned from the Trump administration? How does this compare to the number of people that have resigned from previous administrations?

I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to work under Trump and have your life's work be IT or environment.

Mark my words this will bite the country in the ass before this man is done.

https://m.imgur.com/ir1fq8X

Jingu Stadium Beer Girl Gets Super Fast Keg Swap

Jingu Stadium Beer Girl Gets Super Fast Keg Swap

It's like watching an F1 pit crew swap out tires.

Why is this not a thing in American stadiums...? Instead we have homeless looking dudes lugging canned beer around, and shouting in your face "COLD BEER!"

Well, those are some adorable cars.

Toyota Kawaii

I've decided to take off my hijab

I've decided to take off my hijab

Tomorrow is the first day that I will go outside without it in 9 years. I'm scared but also excited, I have butterflies in my stomach too. My parents can't know yet, but that's okay, at least sometimes I will get to be myself. Wish me luck guys!

I wish you luck! You do you!

Thanks! I'm in the UK, I think it should be fine but I might be confronted by my more religious friends

What does brexit have to do with a women's choice on wearing a non needed piece of religious clothing?

Good luck! What country are you in? Just curious about the culture and how you will be viewed.

A 1920's proposal to create a peaceful Europe - A single European Union, with 24 artificially created constituent "slice" nations.

A 1920's proposal to create a peaceful Europe - A single European Union, with 24 artificially created constituent "slice" nations.

What a wonderfully shit idea.

And in the center we shall have hunger game-esque fights to the death with candidates from each Kanton in a giant arena.

"And the union shall have the most awful flag ever conceived by man"

Made by an Austrian? The continental capital and restored papal state kind of points that way.

Try one of these subthreads