2017-08-10

Dog makes costly mistake

Love how he accepted it and enjoyed the ride

For those last few seconds after he misses it looks like hes just floating through the air considering his mistake.

Hello darkness my old friend

We could all learn a thing or 2 from this dog.

Why the suspension?

Why the suspension?

When god sees the emoji movie

Lol the suspension.

When you start roasting the white cloud and he reaches for his water cycle

I hope god took advantage of Walmart's back to school sale!

The Lion The Witch and The Nigga

The Lion The Witch and The Nigga

He's right, though. Every black movie has got to be about struggles in the hood, slavery, the Jim Crow days, or men dressing up in fat suits.

It would be like if every movie with white people was about the Midwest during the Dust Bowl or the slums of New York in the Great Depression.

record scratch, freeze frame

Young black male wearing a futuristic space suit is about to jump through a wormhole.

"Yeah that's me, before you ask why I'm about to jump into a wormhole, you gotta know the history, I was a slave on Alpha Beatrium, and the leader of our civil rights movement was just assassinated while I was in the booth after a pickup game in front of the projects my florp addicted single mother raised me in...."

more backstory cue title drop

"12 Years an Intergalactic Slave Rapper Who Dreams of Playing Ball"

Produced by: The People That Can't Let Niggas Have Nothing

Because Uncle Ben would be awkward.

Why can't spiderman be black?

[Off-Site] I didn't ask you did I? [x-post /sub/facepalm]

[Off-Site] I didn't ask you did I? [x-post /r/facepalm]

This is like the perfect mixture of /sub/quityourbullshit and this /sub/theydidthemath

10 ft?

so if I climb a ladder I burn to death?

How could a person have thought 10 ft was accurate? I might have excused 10 mi, but both of those are still rounding errors in the solar system scale.

The lady's post could also be clubbed into err, /sub/insanepeoplefacebook .

Let's drive through a vehicle entry barrier WCGW?

The best part is that she saw it coming and didn't slow down

There's no bar set too low for this woman.

The best part is she keeps coming back for more

The best part is that she weighs a lot, the scooter weighs a lot, and all of that weight was lifted off the ground by her neck. That's just fucking crazy.

You just had to get the dog...

Dog: yes this happened

Cat: I told you he was stupid

I love how casual animals can be in situations like this. His reaction is just "I brought this upon myself, this is my life now."

Am I the only one concerned that the person with the camera just kind of phases through the wall to get the second shot? o.0

They just leaned out of an open window for the outside shot.

No magic to see here.

he'sontous!

Percentage of persons aged 20-24 neither in employment nor in education or training, 2016

Percentage of persons aged 20-24 neither in employment nor in education or training, 2016
I've redone it better.

Selling used cars from Germany is a job, ok?

Stolen cars are usually used.

why only 12% and 20%? Pretty useless map

By always blaming Millenials, we are showing that our generation (which raised them) doesn't take responsibility for our problems.

By always blaming Millenials, we are showing that our generation (which raised them) doesn't take responsibility for our problems.

My father, now 75, blames HIS generation for the way things are now. He says after WW2, we got prosperous, and that was the beginning of the end for us. We became gluttonous, lazy, selfish, greedy, and passed that shit down.

As a Millennial I've never understood this. Especially when it comes to the often cited, "participation trophies" and "you're special" praise - as children we didn't come up with them. We are the product of our parents generation...

Reminds me of a Louis CK bit:

"All my kid does is play video games!"

"THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT HIM A FUCKING VIDEO GAME."

there's a saying that goes something like this "Strong people make easy times, easy times make weak people, weak people make tough times, tough times make strong people."

[OC] Might go back to use a less lazy animation process

[OC] Might go back to use a less lazy animation process

I just absolutely love the style here, with the square curlicues and the straight vertical/horizontal lines!! It's fantastic.

Love the style, quite a bit. The length of the kid's arm is a bit unsettling, though; was that intended?

I really like the earbuds going though the inside of the hoodie, reminds me of trying to covertly listen to music during classes.

That's the only unsettling thing on the picture for you? I'd say it's not unfair to say that "unsettling" is one of the intended themes of the picture.

All Your Memes Are Belong To Us

All Your Memes Are Belong To Us

Oh man..this takes me back. Great job whoever made this.

Id love to know who made this, it made my night and I had to share

Mozilla teams up with George Soros

Time to dump Firefox, folks.

Yasss. It's been a rough day, this is the perfect medicine right now <3 Trying to explain this to a young person though...lol dang guys we got old.

Try one of these subthreads