2017-08-03

"My son can't eat these."

"My son can't eat these."

A few years ago, I worked at a combined pretzel and cookie place. Not the one that rhymes with pretzel or the one named after an aunt, but a much better place. Anyway, it's summertime and we're not too busy, so I'm doing what I can to look busy for the cameras when a woman walks up with her son in tow. I jump on register and she orders some pretzel bites and goes on her merry way.

Or so I thought.

She takes a seat with her son, and then a few minutes later, I look up to see her standing at the register, cup of bites in hand. I ask if I can help her and she proceeds to say, "My son can't eat these. I want a refund."

Her son was ~4 months old.

I need a refund because I'm stupid.

honestly, if someone said that I'd be more likely to give them one.

There really, really needs to be an exam people have to take before they have children..... I pray she didn't actually put one in his mouth and put him at risk of choking before she figured out that pretzel bites aren't for 4 month old babies.

No. Not if the child is only 4 months old. She shouldn't have tried to feed them to him. Instead, she can eat them.

Decided to do something about this questionable sticker I always see on my daily walk to work. DIY Rupaul sticker to the rescue.

Decided to do something about this questionable sticker I always see on my daily walk to work. DIY Rupaul sticker to the rescue.

I'm so tempted to read the buffoonery that is "whitegenocide.info" but I think I'd rather look at porn.

Regular genocide: The targeted slaughter and destruction of a race or culture.

"White genocide": WHITE WOMEN NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME

And they wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

To think we are all LIVING while nazi lunatics are DYING

It's such bullshit. It's saying that white people should be the only ones in originally Caucasian populated countries.

oh and they're literally nazis who support the daily stormer and David duke and don't believe the holocaust exists,like I have people who great grandparents have literally perished under the Nazi's. these goddamn ignorant fucks

Don't tell this DnD player he's a creep for supporting sexual role play with your girlfriend or he'll use logic to shut you done

Don't tell this DnD player he's a creep for supporting sexual role play with your girlfriend or he'll use logic to shut you done

"Pragmatic Utility Function"

That kind of word usage is the earmark of someone who methposts.

Where do these people hide?! I've yet to encounter anyone on reddit who tries to talk like this un-ironically in my 4 years being on reddit.

Utilizing my 140 IQ I deducted this refers to the act of online social interaction whilst under the effects of the substance known as methamphetamine.

Is this worth investing in?

Is this worth investing in?

No variants

Agreed - limited variance oppurtunity, no potential among normies and memeists alike.

Have high potential to become more jpeg but low potential to vary. Buy now sell later.

Game of Thrones memes are definitely on the rise and will be for the duration of season 7

My boyfriend got me a birthday cake that said "Darth Kendall" (well they spelled it wrong with one L haha) and "You're my favorite Sith". I might have to marry him.

My boyfriend got me a birthday cake that said "Darth Kendall" (well they spelled it wrong with one L haha) and "You're my favorite Sith". I might have to marry him.

Might? It is your destiny.

It's treason then

Strong with the force, he is. Marry him, you must.

Give into your emotions.... and marry him. You can always give him a good blast of force lightning should he stop supplying you with the proper tribute a Darth deserves. ;)

Ordningsvakt tacklar kvinna

Alternativ rubrik: Ordningsvakt försvarar sig själv mot aggressiv kvinna.

Och rätt gjort dessutom.

Bra jobbat. Hon skulle inte försökt dra i honom.

Jag fattar verkligen inte folk som bråkar med ordningsvakter/poliser. När de väl tar tag i dig är det över. Ge upp, idiot. Det blir bara värre om du bråkar. Ta det bara lungt och gör som du blir tillsagd så löser sig allt jävligt fort.

Han teabaggade henne också efter takedown... Episkt!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...

Hit it

We're gettin' the band back together... We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, its got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

Jake: ".....fix the cigarette lighter"

Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!

Lenovo to Ditch Vibe Pure UI for Stock Android, Starting With K8 Note

Lenovo to Ditch Vibe Pure UI for Stock Android, Starting With K8 Note
Lenovo to Ditch Vibe Pure UI for Stock Android, Starting With K8 Note

That's great. Stock UI is better. I hope they don't remove some useful features of vibe UI. Keep stock android & add useful features, Just like K6 Power & oxygen OS.

no, that isn't true. look at all that Motorola accomplished with stock android.

Keep stock android & add useful features....

You risk stifling innovation when setting stock UI as your top bar.

This is great news. From my limited experience, Lenovo's vibe ui came preloaded with bad apps such as anti-virus and ram cleaner.

I think I've found my new favorite desktop layout

I think I've found my new favorite desktop layout

You should re-name the Steam shortcut to Fuck Money. There are two meanings to the phrase if you catch my drift.

"Fuck the circles" also applies to PUBG.

This is too good. I also love the addition of Osu and its description.

When at work I would think a boss would prefer that no fucks were given, and my post has many.

meirl

meirl

Town mourns? /sub/absolutelynotmeirl

Haha thanks for the laugh what a great meme !

Me too thanks.

The town is mourning someone else

Try one of these subthreads