2017-07-23

Friend noticed that War for the Planet of the Apes soundtrack is from Mario

Friend noticed that War for the Planet of the Apes soundtrack is from Mario

It's a mastapiece.

Honestly, Giacinno (however the fuck you spell that name) is of age to have easily thrown numerous hours away at playing that game and for some reason; it came out of his subconscious during the scoring of apes and made itself know!

To be fair, in both instances, it's basically just going down a scale. You could probably find a lot of songs that sound like these two.

This game has won Game of The Year for 14 years in a row now babyyy.

This person has uploaded about 30 image and video editing apps. Each one does one specific function and has its own purchase to remove ads

This person has uploaded about 30 image and video editing apps. Each one does one specific function and has its own purchase to remove ads

This is like buying a book chapter-by-chapter. Ridiculous.

This looks to be page-by-page granularity.

I see this all the time. Where someone made 1 app and put it on the appstore 20 times, only with a different name.

Splitting your app into parts is cheating the system to get more ad revenue / downloads / publicity. It's specifically listed in the TOS

50% of Canadians live south of the red line

50% of Canadians live south of the red line

Where the fuck did the great lakes go?

Chillin with New Zealand

The other 50% live above the red line.

World population density map

Rt y'all ask where them hoes at? They hiding from your ugly ass😭

Rt y'all ask where them hoes at? They hiding from your ugly ass😭

Of course the hoes gonna flee when y'all niggas roll up like the Uruk-Hai at Helm's Deep.

I once uber'd like 5 people and the dude said "wait up, the other uber is coming to pick the other homies up"

3 ubers, 9 dudes.

0 pussy

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.

me irl

me irl

oh jeez

No thank you this is too real. Please leave

Doesn't everyone live at home?

I've been on reddit for 9 years man.

Fans are legitimately upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark

Fans are legitimately upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark

why say he is gonna race a shark and not make him race a shark.

I mean, they did say he was going to race a shark

I think if a shark knew wtf a race was, they would pop the clutch about 3 tail strokes in and be a blur on the TV screen.

Next year I hear they will have Usain Bolt race that cat in a shark costume sitting on a Roomba.

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself

That's the last thing I need.

Dead.

ALIVE!

I hope nobody is plotting my burial.

Heh

Heinz toddler food loaded with so much sugar it should be deemed confectionary, court hears

Heinz toddler food loaded with so much sugar it should be deemed confectionary, court hears

It really surprises me that people are still duped by processed foods and their labels these days. I mean, you just know that it's got added sugar in.

If you want your kids to have something that's packed with fruit and vegetables, healthy, high in vitamins, minerals, protein and dietary fiber, no saturated fats and no cholesterol.......give them fruit and vegetables! It's not fucking rocket science. And now I'm making myself angry. Great. Thanks.

Probably partly "big sugar" pushing the product to everyone, but also partly still remnants of the 1950's bullshit study that said that fat is bad for you. Every manufacturer reduced fat content to sell more, and then realized that fat is a taste carrier. Remove the fat, and suddenly food tastes like dry cardboard. So to make it palatable, they packed it full of sugar instead, and quick carbs are vastly worse for you than the fat that was removed. We're no doubt still seeing the consequences of that idiocy today.

By Heinz logic, Carrot cake is good for me then... Time for another slice!

The US is the ONLY country I've been to (of 15) where fresh fruits and vegetables are shockingly more expensive than junk food. Where I live, a kilo of oranges cost roughly $1 (I'm converting). A liter of Tropicana costs $1.5, and the equivalent weight in processed food costs probably $2-3.

How does a population eat fresh veggies and fruits of they are the most expensive thing you can buy?

The Cockpit of Space Shuttle Columbia.

The Cockpit of Space Shuttle Columbia.

Jesus...the amount of stuff I could fuck up in there is astounding

This was taken after Columbia's final OMDP (Orbiter Maintenance Down Period) where the 'steam gauges' were replaced by the 'glass panel upgrade'. They removed cathode ray tube displays and analog gauges and replaced them with these LCDs which saved lots of weight (and were more mechanically reliable). To avoid cracking open the code (which is considered some of the highest quality software ever written in defects per line of code) the displays simply showed what was being passed to the CRTs and analog gauges but the actual flight control software was left intact from the original stuff that was created in the late 1970s. The LCDs could also be configured to show what was on any other display so they had redundancy.

This was the last time I saw her in person, I have a fond memory of sitting on my motorcycle just outside the fence in Palmdale as they loaded Columbia onto one of the two special-purpose 747s and ferried her back to Florida.

Columbia was destroyed in February 2003 after damage to the heat shield from take-off days earlier caused re-entry plasma to eat into the fuselage, killing all aboard.

Apparently engineers had a little fun with the mounting posts on top of the 747.

Apparently engineers with the mounting posts on top of the 747.

r/SweatyPalms

MRW I die, then right before the EMTs get the defibrillator ready I get back up.

MRW I die, then right before the EMTs get the defibrillator ready I get back up.

MRW my friend tries to get me to run into a floating glass wall and then asks what color it is

Such wonders that humanity has achieved.

Ok

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