2017-06-13

Cheerleaders Testing Out a New Stunt

The one with the broken arm in the background knew what was gonna happen.

What were they expecting?

"Let's throw these girls at each other and see what happens." They aren't particles, and this isn't a hadron collider. There is no knowledge to gain from this test. You aren't going to confirm the existence of gravitons or some shit, you're just gonna mess up some cheerleader's face with some other cheerleader's face.

I think they were expecting these girls to be so versatile in moving through the air that they'd avoid one another midair and somehow actually land on the hands of the people who threw them.

So even if they somehow managed to dodge one another midair they'd probably kick the shit out of those who're in their trajectory and someone might lose a tooth.

I think the outcome we see is for the best.

The one with the broken arm in the background knew what was gonna happen.

That's easily the funniest and most sardonic thing I'm going to read today.

Shoplifting

Shoplifting

Then there's no need to fine them, they're already fine people.

banish them to the shadow realm

Lock them up forever... in my arms

Can't steal my heart, if I give it out to all willingly! <3

Don't go Camping in murder cat territory

A camper in Africa experienced a too-close-for-comfort encounter with nature when she recorded three lionesses licking her tent while she was still inside.

Francie Lubbe was camping at the Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park in Botswana on May 9 when she recorded the lionesses licking water on the tent leftover from a heavy rain the night before. The lionesses, inches away, were visible through the tent's clear mesh. Drinks and sunblock lotion can be seen on the other side of the tent, directly opposite the lionesses' heads.

TIL murdercats lick the wrapper too.

The lions probably did smell the people inside. Apparently just didn't care about them.

"oh shit, do i smell bacardi in there?? lets friggin party. first i need to lick the water off your tent so i dont get a hang over. me-WOW"

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RAPE 'LIAR' Woman ‘made up sex attack claims against 15 men and sent innocent man to jail for 7 years’

RAPE 'LIAR' Woman ‘made up sex attack claims against 15 men and sent innocent man to jail for 7 years’
RAPE 'LIAR' Woman ‘made up sex attack claims against 15 men and sent innocent man to jail for 7 y...

Beale’s first allegation was against Mahad Cassim, who had given her a lift home after a night out. He was charged with rape and jailed for seven years.

Damn. Imagine offering a friendly ride home and getting pegged with 7 years of jail for your kindness.

Honest question here, who'd wanna rape that?

The criminal justice system is geared towards women being victimized by males. Something similar to this happened in my hometown. A college bball player was accused of pushing her down stairs and hitting his girlfriend. Naturally everyone lost their shit in the comments and he was booked in jail.

Later he was released and his girlfriend was jailed because there was video showing that she was hitting him and he pushed her when he had enough. She was pushed... onto the stairwell (going up) so she didn't even fall. Not everyone who disparaged him went "lol my bad".

But you see, this was only resolved quickly because he was lucky enough that a security cam caught everything.

Justice isn't a one way street and shit like this has real ramifications for men.

She should be sentenced 2 years per pound.

The 2018 FIFA World Cup starts in 365 days!

The 2018 FIFA World Cup starts in 365 days!14 June 2017 --> 14 June 2018

365 days until my sleep schedule gets absolutely ravaged.

I genuinely love the World Cup. Watching games like Iran v Denmark or something is what I live for, just those smaller nations going against eachother are super entertaining, and of course games like France v Germany, too. I just love it all.

365 days can't go quick enough.

World Cup Final Prediction:

Chicago Fire 7 - Brazil 1

Bastian Schweinsteiger scores all 7 goals for the Chicago Fire

Who's ready for a Round of 16 exit and complaints about Alexi Lalas?

ヽ༼⊙ل͜⊙༽ノ USA! USA!

Just a reminder Tom Thibodeau wanted to draft Draymond Green

Just a reminder Tom Thibodeau wanted to draft Draymond Green

But GarPax overrode him and drafted Marquis Teague out of spite, starting the inevitable rift that led to Thibs firing. Fuck GarPax.

Edit** I'm not sure if Draymond wasn't drafted out of spite. But GarPax always have he huge egos and a "I'll show him" attitude towards every single coach they've had, Thibs in particular. To some this up, Fuck GarPax.

I see 'Fuck GarPax'. I up vote.

in an alternate universe Derrick Rose never fucked up his knees, they never traded Luol Deng, and they drafted Draymond Green while Joakim Noah developed a mediocre 3 point shot. all of this led to the Bulls just wrapping up a 3-peat.

Joakim Noah developed a mediocre 3 point shot

Bulls fan living in Minneapolis. I ran into thibs in the skyway and told him I was a big fan and big bulls bull fan... he laughed and gave me a dirty look.

Wasn't mad though, cool guy. Even let me take a picture with him!

Edit - Pic requested

When you're a Zarya main and you're tired of other people getting Play of the Game because of your ult

Imagine if Mercy got POTG for giving damage boost.

Because I am Mother Russia.

And here we see a Zarya, agressively spraying the ground, to even further assert her dominance after asserting her dominance.

That happened to my 4-man soldier ult. Granted, I probably wouldn't have gotten that many kills if it wasn't for her, but I would assume the kills should count more than assists.

Noticed this little easter egg while playing sims 4

Noticed this little easter egg while playing sims 4

You better post this to /sub/prequelmemes soon or else I will

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

For your own sake, son.

I don't blame em... it must get awfully boring and difficult to come up with unique descriptions for the thousands of items in Sims

Games like Skyrim or Breath Of The Wild should give players who go long periods without playing "player Recaps" so you remember what you were doing when you last played.

Games like Skyrim or Breath Of The Wild should give players who go long periods without playing "player Recaps" so you remember what you were doing when you last played.

Pokémon used to do that. It would show a slide show of events you did last time. "Visited route 123. Fought trainer xyz." etc etc.

I always skipped those then was lost and had to look up where to go.

Somehow no one mentioned the witcher 3, which gives you 2 or 3 lines of narration to recap.

"Why am I naked standing on this mountain with only a shield and a large amount of sweetrolls (bananas)?"

"Ah yes, cause i was bored and seeing if I could kill a dragon (gaurdian)..."

Mixing Coca Cola with pool chlorine

Don't do this at home if you like having lungs.

Mustard

As a teenager my friends and I used to mix chlorine and milk in sealed glass jam jars and roll them along the floor like smoke grenades. Outrageously dangerous when I think back

You sure you're not dead?

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