"Jack Makes Out With Everyone: The Series"
Like doctor who but with guns
And Captain Jack makes out with everyone
"It's OK, I don't mind."
Nutrition labels are actually not kept to a good enough standard if you ask me. That calcium number is likely rounded down for that serving size. You may notice discrepancies for labels when they show you 1 and 2 servings where values do not double between them, and instead might be 3%and 5% or something.
Take a look at the ingredients, it lists 'Tricalcium phosphate', which is their +Calcium
Just use two "first slices" and save 10 cal!
The loaf of bread i buy is 40 calories for one slice, 90 for two..so i usually try to make a sandwich with just one slice to save cal's.
Has calcium when added to milk. Items sold separately.
Thank God you said something. The last time you left, I watched them slowly waste away over the course of an afternoon. If you hadn't come home, I don't know what would have happened.
My husband reminded me that the kids need to eat dinner tonight. It was a serious wtf moment and I did indeed ask him if he thought I was retarded.
I'm a stay at home mom. Feeding them is kinda my job and I've been doing it for 7 years. I think I can remember to feed the little buggers.
wtf, I've had my cat for 10 years and he's never done that...
I mean... They're like cats, right? you just give them food and water and they take care of the rest. /s
Hope the wolfie did some damage.
God I hate people that torment animals just because they can.
What a dick! I hope it hurt. A lot.
More than likely that hurt the cowards pride and he ended up getting even by "punishing" the wolfy.
Caged wolf, dude dressed for winter kicking it, grainy cell phone footage; I'm gonna guess yes.
Pepperoni moves quite a bit while in the oven, that's some skill.
I think the customer service reps reaction is the best part
You'd make a very good politician with that sort of reasoning.
I want the rest of convo. Like does he go "wtf.","we don't sell Sicilian pizza" or does he even ask for an explanation? There is just so much about this interaction, fake or not, that I must know...
problem is, an awful lot of people voted tory.
The bafflement on this sub should tell you just what an echo chamber it has become.
Maybe you guys should leave after all, you're clearly too right wing for the rest of the UK. /s
But the age group here skews young - typically it's the older generation who vote Tory. So we wouldn't see them here anyway.
Scotland, it was said you'd destroy the Tories, not join them!
Fuck that. Sure not wearing a seatbelt does raise mortality rates in collisions, but it also raises your odds of getting dragged out of the wreckage and left with a permanent disability.
I think I'm over the idea of making it look like an accident. When I finally do it, I'm using concurrent methods to ensure I don't have to explain a failed attempt.
I don't care if I die but I care if I get turned into a vegetable.
This isn't and you don't even know me. Go jerk some other limp dick if you want an easy feel-good.
I have spent decades trying to get help; science, love, and God have all proven equally unable to offer relief. You are not going to present some novel idea that I have not already tried, and even if you did, I'm too jaded to give it an honest try at this point. The odds of me finding something to ease my woes are waning and the return on that investment shrinks daily.
I do not owe you the suffering of my existence, and you are a monster for requesting it. What evil lives in your heart? Why would it bring you happiness to know that some faceless stranger out there lives in pain? Or are you just too much of a selfish coward to face a reality where some people are just sick and never get better?
Had to sit down with my dad one night and tell him to pull the plug on me if it ever happened. Kinda weird conversation but whatever
It's just gonna be a bunch of 1,000 year old dead dudes who just got bukakked
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
This is the comment I came in looking for.
"Oh he put a trap where I was recalling"
Every get that feeling of deja vu?
NOTHING is more satisfying than predicting a Tracer's recall location perfectly.
u fukn wot lahv!?
We all know what happens when you discourage an artist.....
He was denied entry to art school and thusly decided to kill a bunch of people
Damn, Kanye didn't get into design school and has mentioned running for president... Something, something, wheels in motion.