2017-06-08

JB Hi-Fi has the most accurate review of Torchwood I've ever seen.

JB Hi-Fi has the most accurate review of Torchwood I've ever seen.

"Jack Makes Out With Everyone: The Series"

Like doctor who but with guns

Oh...

And Captain Jack makes out with everyone

... My!

Adam Kovic?

"It's OK, I don't mind."

I was told there would be calcium.

I was told there would be calcium.

Nutrition labels are actually not kept to a good enough standard if you ask me. That calcium number is likely rounded down for that serving size. You may notice discrepancies for labels when they show you 1 and 2 servings where values do not double between them, and instead might be 3%and 5% or something.

Take a look at the ingredients, it lists 'Tricalcium phosphate', which is their +Calcium

Just use two "first slices" and save 10 cal!

The loaf of bread i buy is 40 calories for one slice, 90 for two..so i usually try to make a sandwich with just one slice to save cal's.

Has calcium when added to milk. Items sold separately.

MRW my wife says "don't forget to feed the kids" as she's going out

Thank God you said something. The last time you left, I watched them slowly waste away over the course of an afternoon. If you hadn't come home, I don't know what would have happened.

My husband reminded me that the kids need to eat dinner tonight. It was a serious wtf moment and I did indeed ask him if he thought I was retarded.

I'm a stay at home mom. Feeding them is kinda my job and I've been doing it for 7 years. I think I can remember to feed the little buggers.

wtf, I've had my cat for 10 years and he's never done that...

I mean... They're like cats, right? you just give them food and water and they take care of the rest. /s

Watch me kicking this wolf's cage, WCGW?

Hope the wolfie did some damage.

God I hate people that torment animals just because they can.

What a dick! I hope it hurt. A lot.

More than likely that hurt the cowards pride and he ended up getting even by "punishing" the wolfy.

Caged wolf, dude dressed for winter kicking it, grainy cell phone footage; I'm gonna guess yes.

A "little" surprise from Little Caesars!

A "little" surprise from Little Caesars!

Pepperoni moves quite a bit while in the oven, that's some skill.

I think the customer service reps reaction is the best part

You'd make a very good politician with that sort of reasoning.

I want the rest of convo. Like does he go "wtf.","we don't sell Sicilian pizza" or does he even ask for an explanation? There is just so much about this interaction, fake or not, that I must know...

After seeing the results for Scotland

After seeing the results for Scotland

problem is, an awful lot of people voted tory.

The bafflement on this sub should tell you just what an echo chamber it has become.

Maybe you guys should leave after all, you're clearly too right wing for the rest of the UK. /s

But the age group here skews young - typically it's the older generation who vote Tory. So we wouldn't see them here anyway.

Scotland, it was said you'd destroy the Tories, not join them!

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

Fuck that. Sure not wearing a seatbelt does raise mortality rates in collisions, but it also raises your odds of getting dragged out of the wreckage and left with a permanent disability.

I think I'm over the idea of making it look like an accident. When I finally do it, I'm using concurrent methods to ensure I don't have to explain a failed attempt.

I don't care if I die but I care if I get turned into a vegetable.

This isn't /r/wholesomememes and you don't even know me. Go jerk some other limp dick if you want an easy feel-good. 

I have spent decades trying to get help; science, love, and God have all proven equally unable to offer relief. You are not going to present some novel idea that I have not already tried, and even if you did, I'm too jaded to give it an honest try at this point. The odds of me finding something to ease my woes are waning and the return on that investment shrinks daily.

I do not owe you the suffering of my existence, and you are a monster for requesting it. What evil lives in your heart? Why would it bring you happiness to know that some faceless stranger out there lives in pain? Or are you just too much of a selfish coward to face a reality where some people are just sick and never get better?

This isn't and you don't even know me. Go jerk some other limp dick if you want an easy feel-good.

I have spent decades trying to get help; science, love, and God have all proven equally unable to offer relief. You are not going to present some novel idea that I have not already tried, and even if you did, I'm too jaded to give it an honest try at this point. The odds of me finding something to ease my woes are waning and the return on that investment shrinks daily.

I do not owe you the suffering of my existence, and you are a monster for requesting it. What evil lives in your heart? Why would it bring you happiness to know that some faceless stranger out there lives in pain? Or are you just too much of a selfish coward to face a reality where some people are just sick and never get better?

Had to sit down with my dad one night and tell him to pull the plug on me if it ever happened. Kinda weird conversation but whatever

I'm sorry, the what?

I'm sorry, the what?

It's just gonna be a bunch of 1,000 year old dead dudes who just got bukakked

Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘

This is the comment I came in looking for.

The Crcummy

They always come back in the end

"Oh he put a trap where I was recalling"

*sees killcam*

"Fucking what"

Every get that feeling of deja vu?

NOTHING is more satisfying than predicting a Tracer's recall location perfectly.

u fukn wot lahv!?

[Image] A Pat on the Back

[Image] A Pat on the Back

We all know what happens when you discourage an artist.....

Literally Hitler

He was denied entry to art school and thusly decided to kill a bunch of people

Damn, Kanye didn't get into design school and has mentioned running for president... Something, something, wheels in motion.

Try one of these subthreads