2017-05-30

covfefe

covfefe

covfefe - not even once

Grab her by the covfefe.

You guys sure work fast

cracking open a covfefe one with the boys

3rd US Lamborghini Centenario, this time in yellow [1276x851]

3rd US Lamborghini Centenario, this time in yellow [1276x851]

I never thought something worth so much could look so tacky

Lamborghini's design philosophy is to just add more angles.

Another pic. Photos from Beverly Hills by Grubbs Photography.

. Photos from Beverly Hills by Grubbs Photography.

Shipping it is just as impressive.

[EVERYTHING] Will this finally happen in the Vale this season?

[EVERYTHING] Will this finally happen in the Vale this season?

Bronn

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater

Ten Goodmen is the cousin of Twenty Goodmen

a bitch.

Doubt it. There is no one there right now.

A historic day

A historic day

In time we shall oppose one another. But for now our goals are temporarily covfefe

What about the covfefe attack on the covfefe?

Okay T_D we might not agree on much, but at least we can covfefe together.

It's not a story the covfefe would tell you

Fence shadow looks like a piano

Fence shadow looks like a piano

A full on microtonal piano suited for your middle eastern/Indian needs.

If it was intentional they could have taken into acount that there aren't as many black tiles

I feel like this was intentional.

I feel like they should've organized it as an actual piano though, with the correct amount of keys.

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

"A fine addition to my collection."

Edit: I can't believe my most upvoted comment ever is a prequels quote.

They are wearing medieval garb. I know U.S. politics is like sports but l didn't think yanks dressed in their team's colours hehe ;P

Aren't the bottled 'monsters' wearing the wrong colours for US politics?

General Kenobi!

He didn't give police his iPhone pass code, so he got 180 days in jail

He didn't give police his iPhone pass code, so he got 180 days in jail
He didn't give police his iPhone pass code, so he got 180 days in jail

I really wish they'd nail down the whole "obstruction of justice" thing more clearly, because cops love to use it as their "you're not committing an actual crime but you're pissing me off" card.

Cops where I live love to use the "Disobeying a Lawful Order" to arrest people. I used to work as a deputy sheriff and the city police used this all the time when there wasn't any reason to arrest someone but they still wanted to. Refuse to present ID when not suspected of anything? To jail, you go. Won't put the camera away after being told? To jail, you go. You're just a little drunk but not enough to get for public intox and are not getting off the street fast enough? To jail, you go. All under the failure to obey ordinance.

I was arrested for it just a couple months ago. An off-duty cop rear-ended me at a stoplight. I cooperated the entire time. The collision broke my taillight so the cop was writing me a ticket for "coming to a sudden stop without providing appropriate signal." I was filming the encounter and was told to put my camera away. I refused so I was placed in cuffs and spent the night in jail. The judge the next morning gave me a PR bond and a few weeks later the same judge tossed the case out of court. I still wasted 6 hours and did nothing wrong. I was being written for not signaling my intentions to stop at a red light in a brand new truck with working taillights prior to the cash. In fact, the right taillight was not broken and was still working. All because the on-duty cop was trying to protect his off-duty buddy. So I was trying to protect myself by recording it. The judge saw it my way as well.

All because the on-duty cop was trying to protect his off-duty buddy.

This is one of the cruxes of what is wrong with policing in the United States. And this was over amotherfucking traffic collision. no one was injured severely, no lives were lost, motherfucker basically lied to get his buddy out of paying an insurance deductible,

This should end both cops career. This soft corruption is the edge of a slippery slope.

What is covfefe and why am I seeing all over social media?

What is covfefe and why am I seeing all over social media?

I am seeing "covfefe" memes all over twitter mainly.

Trump made a tweet where he misspelled "conference" or "coverage" as "covfefe." Relevant post from /r/facepalm here.

Link to the tweet.

Text:


Despite the constant negative press covfefe


Interesting to note, covfefe appears to not be a word, and the tweet is still up after two hours. Perhaps he fell asleep?

Image mirror in case the tweet gets taken down. 

Note that it is now trending on twitter and even has its own reddit page so people are definitely having fun with it.

No major dictionary appears to have a definition for the word.



Edit: Tweet has been taken down, and Trump made a tweet poking fun at it. 



Edit 2: Press secretary Sean Spicer claims it was intentional, explicitly saying:


The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant


So I guess we are all out of the loop. Apparently.

Trump made a tweet where he misspelled "conference" or "coverage" as "covfefe." Relevant post from /sub/facepalm here.

Link to the tweet.

Text:

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Interesting to note, covfefe appears to not be a word, and the tweet is still up after two hours. Perhaps he fell asleep?

in case the tweet gets taken down.

Note that it is now trending on twitter and even has its own reddit page so people are definitely having fun with it.

No major dictionary appears to have a definition for the word.

Edit: Tweet has been taken down, and Trump made a tweet poking fun at it.

Edit 2: Press secretary Sean Spicer claims it was intentional, explicitly saying:

The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant

So I guess we are all out of the loop. Apparently.

No major dictionary appears to have a definition for the word.

Speaking of dictionaries...

No, he's old. He fell asleep. I'm only 45 and when I'm tired, it happens to covfefe

Should also be noted that it appears it's also an unfinished tweet.

My Dad Owns the CA covfefe License Plate

My Dad Owns the CA covfefe License Plate

No way, and despite all the negative press?

Does he drive a Corvfefe?

On top of the covfefe? Ridiculous

What the covfefe did you just covfefeing say about me, you little covfefe? I’ll have you covfefe I graduated top of my covfefe in the Navy Covfefes, and I’ve been involved in covfeferous secret covfefes on Al-Qovfefe, and I have over 300 covfefirmed covfefes. I am trained in covfefe warfare and I’m the top covfefeper in the entire US armed covfefes. You are covfefothing to me but just another covfefe. I will wipe you the covfefe out with covfefe the likes of which has never been covfefeen before on this covfefearth, mark my covfefeing cofveves. You think you can get away with saying that covfefe to me over the covfefenet? Think again, covfefe. As we speak I am covfefecting my secret covfefetwork of covfefes across the USA and your IP is being covfefed right now so you better prepare for the covfeform, covfefe. The covfeform that wipes out the covfefe little cofveve you call your life. You’re covfefeing dead, covfefid. I can be anycovfefere, anycovfefime, and I can covfefe you in over seven hundred covfefes, and that’s just with my bare covfefes. Not only am I extensively trained in covfefe covfefombat, but I have covfefess to the entire arsenal of the United Covfefes Marine Covfefes and I will use it to its full covfefent to covfefe your miserable covfefe off the face of the covfefenent, you little covfefe. If only you could have covfefed what unholy covfefe your little “covfefer” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your covfefeing tongue. But you covfefouldn’t, you covfefidn’t, and now you’re covfefaying the covfefe, you goddamn covfefe. I will shit covfefe all over you and you will covfefown in it. You’re covfefeing covfefead, covfefiddo.

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