2017-05-19

Jamie Oliver condemns Theresa May for scrapping free lunches

Jamie Oliver condemns Theresa May for scrapping free lunches

This man had a genuine impact on the dinners i ate in my last year or so of Primary school, i do remember it. The dinners genuinely improved. I wasn't big for the weird comfort food they had, and they never properly got rid of it, but bringing about actual vegetables including real potato and potato chips is a Massive improvement. I've always liked Jamie Oliver for actually being one of the few known characters who actually affected the lives of common folk with his work.

Said by the man who took away turkey twizzlers

People are giving Jamie Oliver a hard time for this. Love him or hate him, he's always been vocal about school dinners. He did a good TV show on school dinners in European countries, although admittedly I've only ever watched one episode. He was in a town in Italy, where the local authority pays 90p per day per child, compared to (iirc) ~30p in the UK. The Italians weren't just providing nutritious meals either; they were educating the children on the importance of nutrition too. Whatever our thoughts are on Theresa May's plans, we shouldn't underestimate the importance of providing nutritious, healthy dinners to children. And if meals are provided for free across the board, then that can can only be a good thing.

Jamie Oliver is old news. What does Danny DeVito think?

The Best Man

The girl in red just casually informs the bride!

"What are you doing?!" "It was supposed to be on fire!" going off everyone's passive reaction including bride.

"Shits on fire yo"

I can see you, lady in the background holding the tray of fire slinking away with the, "oh my gosh what happened... well see ya" expression on your face.

Clay-Strike: Global OFFENSIVE

Clay-Strike: Global OFFENSIVE

If you make part two and you don't include Russia shouting "CYKA BLYAT RUSH B P90", I will be very sad.

Yes? Hello? I am a bit drunk right now and i am posting this, going to make this short. This is like a parody about CSGO Servers (At least the servers of CS:GO 2 years ago, before we got a Server in Chile), but this applies for basically every online videogame.

Edit: I am sorry for my A2 English Level at this moment.

Edit 2: If This comic is sucessful i am going to make part 2 or 3, covering all servers.

Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, the Stan countries and Mongolia playing until Mongolia decides to conquer all land.

When America says he's going to fuck Canada's mother, does it mean he's going to fuck his own mother?

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/sub/The_Donald deluding themselves in a very sad way that they're doing the owners of Reddit a favor by being on Reddit, and crying about being mistreated because they're not allowed to harass minorities

/r/The_Donald deluding themselves in a very sad way that they're doing the owners of Reddit a favor by being on Reddit, and crying about being mistreated because they're not allowed to harass minorities

We've temporarily gone dark in a show of strength

Holy fuck I can't handle this level of cringe

Jesus. So many subreddits are posting this that they have more presence on the front page than when they were still public.

T_D: "We're gonna' go!" Red: "Okay." T_D: "No really, we'll leave and go to Voat!" Red: "Okay." T_D: "SERIOUSLY, WE'LL DO IT! WE'RE REALLY GOING!" Red: "Wait! There's something we have to tell you first!" T_D: "Yes!?" Red: "You're really beta. Like, really beta. It's actually physically embarrassing sometimes. Anyway, have fun at Voat!" Red: ["Did you just call them beta?"] Red: ["Trust me, in their world that hurts."]

"We're temporarily going quiet to show how loud we are"

TIL: Centipedes don't have sex. Instead they leave packets of their sperm, called spermatophore, around for females to find.

TIL: Centipedes don't have sex. Instead they leave packets of their sperm, called spermatophore, ...

I tried this and now I'm not allowed in Hobby Lobby anymore.

So THAT'S why T_D call themselves that.

Worst Easter egg hunt ever.

Did you eat enough asparagus? I think they find by scent.

Neo-Nazi activist may be behind fake Macron documents: An anonymous user on 4chan posted files allegedly showing that Macron maintained an offshore bank account in the Bahamas. Cyber analysts at VirtualRoad.org discovered links to the Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website.

Neo-Nazi activist may be behind fake Macron documents: An anonymous user on 4chan posted files allegedly showing that Macron maintained an offshore bank account in the Bahamas. Cyber analysts at VirtualRoad.org discovered links to the Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website.
Neo-Nazi activist may be behind fake Macron documents: An anonymous user on 4chan posted files al...

What's important it's the way Macron's team, french media, french social media and the public reacted : this is obviously bullshit just ignore it.

At the end of the day the two stories (Macron hidden account and the emails leak) just poof! disappeared.

I'm genuinely proud of it.

Who would have thought an echo chamber in a foreign language would have little influence

Neo nazis forums have been recruiting children from 4chan for years, russia pays nazis to spread their propaganda through their alt-right outlets like BrietB and I'm glad this is all finally being exposed.

EDIT: some info.

Politician who took over the redpill movement.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/25/the-republican-lawmaker-who-secretly-created-red...

FBI investigation far-right news outlets.

http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/fbi/324909-fbi-probing-far-right-news-sites-report

And some food for thought former BB reporter now paid by russia.

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/327559-former-breitbart-reporter-joins-russian-propaganda-netwo...

Which was the point. Behold alt-right troll Jack Posobiec not understanding a legitimate form of insurance to cover for Macron's party campai...

The French state covers a presidential campaign expenses if the candidate gets at least 5% of votes in the first round.

Even better, here he is completely mis-understanding an innocuous email.

It's beyond idiotic. It may get his fan base worked up, but any French person would see the email, recognize that it says nothing of the sort insinuated by Posobiec, and realize the guy is full of shit.

Trump attacked the free press, and he got exactly what he deserved

Trump attacked the free press, and he got exactly what he deserved

Trump's open attack against the press is the most dangerous thing he has ever done. So childish and so, so blatantly paving the way for a dictatorship.

I keep thinking about this. What kind of idiot goes to war with the press and the FBI at the same time? It's total amatuer hour.

T_D went private for a while. They are refugees from their safe space, confused, lonely, salty...

What the fuck happened in this thread to bring all the Trump jamokes out of the woodwork?

Just reminding all the trumptards out there that their overlord is a self admitted globalist.

Just reminding all the trumptards out there that their overlord is a self admitted globalist.
Just reminding all the trumptards out there that their overlord is a self admitted globalist.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Stop making more anti trump subs to spam r all. Enough.

To be fair, it's not like this is a new sub. And the new filtering controls are your friend.

EDIT: (looks closely at the sub's spelling) OH FFS. Here, have an upvote!

26 subscribers and you made the frontpage? Totes organic...

NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THIS

THE "Please for the love of god stop making a new sub every week to spam /r/all" STARTER PACK

Your /r/all filter should include the folllowing...


/r/AntiTrumpAlliance
/r/BannedFromThe_Donald
/r/BlueMidterm2018
/r/DonaldTrumpSucks
/r/DumpTrump
/r/Drumpf
/r/EnoughTrumpSpam
/r/esist
/r/Fat_Donald
/r/Fuckthealtright
/r/Impeach_Trump
/r/ImpeachTrump
/r/LateStageCapitalism
/r/marchagainstrump
/r/MarchAgainstTrump
/r/neoliberal
/r/NeverTrump
/r/OurPresident
/r/Political_Revolution
/r/PoliticalHumor
/r/Politics
/r/RussiaLago
/r/Stop_trump
/r/The_NewDonald
/r/TheResistance
/r/SongsAgainstTrump
/r/TinyhandsInc
/r/TopMindsOfReddit
/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump
/r/TrumpForPrison
/r/Trumpgret
/r/TrumpInvestigation
/r/TrumpTweets
/r/Unpresidented
/r/worldnews


Please adjust this weekly daily hourly as needed.

and you made the frontpage? Totes organic...

NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THIS

THE "Please for the love of god stop making a new sub every week to spam /sub/all" STARTER PACK

Your /sub/all filter should include the folllowing...

/sub/antitrumpalliance /sub/bannedfromthe_donald /sub/bluemidterm2018 /sub/donaldtrumpsucks /sub/dumptrump /sub/drumpf /sub/enoughtrumpspam /sub/esist /sub/fat_donald /sub/fuckthealtright /sub/impeach_trump /sub/impeachtrump /sub/latestagecapitalism /sub/marchagainstrump /sub/marchagainsttrump /sub/neoliberal /sub/nevertrump /sub/ourpresident /sub/political_revolution /sub/politicalhumor /sub/politics /sub/russialago /sub/stop_trump /sub/the_newdonald /sub/theresistance /sub/songsagainsttrump /sub/tinyhandsinc /sub/topmindsofreddit /sub/trumpcriticizestrump /sub/trumpforprison /sub/trumpgret /sub/trumpinvestigation /sub/trumptweets /sub/unpresidented /sub/worldnews

Please adjust this weekly daily hourly as needed.

How does a sub with 32 readers hit the front page? Something seems off about here.

Every Facebook video ever

Every Facebook video ever

Putting the foil from the Nutella on the sandwich made my teeth cringe.

You forgot throwing ingredients at the plate during instructional cooking videos because that's fucking hilarious

Facebook is lower quality than 9GAG. ouch

Pretty spot on and funny . .. . until you realize that we will likely see this on facebook with some smiley faces and bordersand shit within the next couple of weeks.

Min erfarenhet av Tinder

Min erfarenhet av Tinder

At least they're not like a lot of Chinese girls on dating apps here in Korea. You'll talk to a girl for like three days trying to get a hook up, she'll finally agree, then when you meet in person she's like, "You're going to pay me, right?" and you're like, "Lolz, what? You're a prostitute?" and they say, "No, I'm not a prostitute, but if we have sex you have to pay me."

Looool. I've got nothing against prostitutes, and prostitution is largely tolerated here. I do, however, have something against false advertising.

"tja du är mkt snygg vill du träffas?"

"Nej tack."

"du e en ful jävla bitch."

"Är en glad tjej som gillar att skratta, resa, vina och diverse annat sånt där intetsägande tjafs."

Du har 500 tecken på dig att stå ut och ändå verkar väldigt få kunna skriva något som tyder på att de är någorlunda intressanta. Kan tänka mig att det är lika tråkigt på andra sidan dock...

Jag är bara glad :))

Try one of these subthreads