2017-05-15

Travelled to Japan, was not disappointed

Travelled to Japan, was not disappointed

I thought it was gonna be a black guy

This is how my cat sees himself.

This is how every cat sees itself.

FTFY

I wonder how many people are filming the cat and how many people are filming other people filming the cat

Sure doesn't feel like I'm getting the "full game" with the standard edition.

Sure doesn't feel like I'm getting the "full game" with the standard edition.

That's why you wait a year and get the deluxe on sale for $30

How play games on a budget:

Wait

Exactly. I don't care if it's a year old, as long as I haven't played it, it's new to me! I am perpetually six months to a year behind in gaming, and it definitely is a money saver.

I remember when bonus characters were unlocked, not purchased separately.

All 886 episodes of Mr. Rogers is currently being streamed consecutively on Twitch as a PBS fundraiser.

All 886 episodes of Mr. Rogers is currently being streamed consecutively on Twitch as a PBS fundr...

The pure sweetness of Mr. Rogers next to the vile cesspit that is twitch chat is absolutely hilarious

Twitch chat really is an odd thing.

Half of it is copy pasta or emoticons I don't understand, but damned if I don't enjoy whatever I'm watching more because of it.

Who wouldn't approve of Mr. Rogers? We're not that depraved here, c'mon. I miss him greatly. He was a big part of my childhood and I hope he reaches even more people with this broadcast.

Cheers!

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What Religion are we?

What Religion are we?

How nice of John to watch himself with your parents.

I always loved John Goodman watching this show with my parents. Who knew he would turn out the memorable movie characters he would throughout his career.

Wise words from a good man.

Roseanne was pretty much the only sitcom of that era I could stand. They actually behaved like a real family. In particular the heart-to-heart talks that Roseanne gave the kids reminded me of how my mom would talk to us

Today.... At 28 yrs old, I was ADOPTED by my step father of 25 years. He took in my mother, my sister, and I... and boy did I put him through hell growing up. No matter the situation, he endured... and as I matured we grew closer and our relationship stronger. I am proud to honor his family legacy!

Today.... At 28 yrs old, I was ADOPTED by my step father of 25 years. He took in my mother, my sister, and I... and boy did I put him through hell growing up. No matter the situation, he endured... and as I matured we grew closer and our relationship stronger. I am proud to honor his family legacy!

Do they give everyone who gets adopted a teddy bear? That's pretty sweet.

Yeah haha the whole family got a laugh from it so a great play from the judge to force me to pick one!

I misread the title and thought that you're a twenty-eight year old with a twenty-five year old step-father and was trying to wrap my head around it...

I love that they gave you a bear! I work in a courthouse in the Juvenile unit and the judges give out teddy bears for the adoptions too.

Get a puppy they said...

http://i.imgur.com/QvHnuKa.gifv

I love how the pup's little legs keep slipping out from all the movement and excitement.

That husky's got some mad patience

If you liked that one, how about ?

Trump is dangerously incompetent

Trump is dangerously incompetent

Keep in mind that the State department is still unstaffed. So while Trump blunders and leaks info to Russia, we have less people to do damage control.

All because voters decided to treat the election like American fucking Idol.

What a world where "impeachment probably isn't realistic." I hope this fiasco ends in the total destruction of the GOP.

Trump has been dangerously incompetent from Day 1 when he threatened war with the Mexican President and hung up the phone on the Australian leader.

Now....Trump is treasonously incompetent.

Trump is the Baby Boomer's Obama. In 08' young Americans made a statement by electing Obama. They fought back against the good'ol party and put in office one of the most articulate and intelligent presidents we've had in decades. The republicans focused all their efforts on blockading everything Obama tried to do, regardless of whether or not it was beneficial to the American people to do so.

In a last great fuck you to the country they've been fucking over for nearly 70 years now, Baby Boomers (with a little help from Uncle Pavlov, Sam's shady adopted brother) managed to put an old white guy who doesn't like colored people much and who thinks women shouldn't speak in church in the oval office. Someone they related with. Fuck you, you worthless old fuckwads. Quit talking about 'hard working Americans like us' when you've been living off the government for 20+ years already. You know who works hard in America? Mexican laborers. Your lazy asses couldn't be counted on to do an honest day's work for an honest day's wage, so its your fault that all the illegal immigrants are here in the first place.

How to find a STEM Major

How to find a STEM Major

"T.I. calculates are better than HP calculators."

Hah study as a comp sci major?

I spend 10% doing assignments and the other 90% fucking around

Usually, it's the "Hard Science" (Physics, Electric Eng folk) who complain the most, at least in my experience

... is the engineering student a freemason? Does OP really dislike a guy in an engineering degree who has a square and compasses belt buckle or something?

CASIO calculators are even better.

TIL that Quentin Tarantino wants to stop making movies after his 10th film. The Hateful Eight was his 8th film.

TIL that Quentin Tarantino wants to stop making movies after his 10th film. The Hateful Eight was his 8th film.
TIL that Quentin Tarantino wants to stop making movies after his 10th film. The Hateful Eight was...

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Jackie Brown (1997)

Kill Bill: Volume 1 and 2 (2003, 2004)

Death Proof (2007)

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Django Unchained (2012)

The Hateful Eight (2015)

EDIT: This is the Wikipedia filmography, which is eight films if Kill Bill counts as one film, which originally it was intended to be one until the running time went to four hours. I'm sorry if you think the list should be different, but please check your sources and for corrections in the comments. I'm not that big of a Tarantino fan so I apologize if it's wrong.

EDIT: RIP inbox. I'm disabling inbox replies for now.

And incidentally, in the tenth film will feature a thirty minute sequence involving nothing but toe sucking, foot massages, and ladies with big feet stomping on raw eggs.

or maybe Tarantino is just good at marketing. and after number 10 he'll say, "well i was even thinking about number 11" ... to keep us all in suspense with an average of 3 years between films.

After retiring at film 10, Tarantino surprises us all by releasing a remake of Spinal Tap.

Meet the nominee for the United States of America's Ambassador to the Vatican: Newt Gingrich's third wife, who cheated with him for six years as his second wife was dying of cancer. She is a religious fanatic, and has a company that hawked a "Biblical Cure for Cancer"

Meet the nominee for the United States of America's Ambassador to the Vatican: Newt Gingrich's th...

So, let's just say for the sake of argument that she really does have the cure for cancer and let her lover's wife die of cancer. That doesn't seem very nice to me.

"Cancer was cured back in 1925”

Such cures can be found in the Bible.

Pick one.

Hold on. I'm no fan of Gingrich, but there are some factual errors here. Gingrich cheated on and divorced his first wife when she had cancer. She went on to live many more years but is now dead. Fun fact: she was his math teacher in high school. He left her for his second wife. Then he cheated on his second wife with Callista for many years. He left his second wife for Callista when she became ill with MS. Second wife is still alive and no Newt fan.

You see she let her friend go to heaven earlier. So in fact doing a nice thing

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