2017-05-14

We've all done it

We've all done it

My students do it on purpose. I even received mother's day messages today.

I'm male.

Happy mothers day ,dad.

I swear I did that almost every day.

Probably because I was just a dumb homeschooled kid.

I had my mother as a substitute teacher for 2 weeks in grade 2. I had no idea what to call her.

Just bought a safe for valuables... luckily, Fallout has taught me exactly what I should put in.

Just bought a safe for valuables... luckily, Fallout has taught me exactly what I should put in.

$5 Pre War Money

3 7.62 cartridges

2 bottlecaps

1 Nuka Cola

You're gonna be rich.

No superglue, silverware, or coffee cups. Rebuilding will be hard.

Lol, better set up a computer terminal so that other people can unlock it later. That shit will be valuable soon.

I'm out of screws again! I need to find a desk fan!

Still Got It

The real thing that amazes me is that he can do a one handed handstand.

I'm sure he had so much adrenaline flowing as he was giving the show and seeing people recording him. He does do it pretty damn good though... muscle memory is a pretty incredible thing.

He couldn't hold a pen in that hand for the next two months.

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The fact that it doesn't actually resolve anything, or make a relatively minor problem go away, should also be a consideration, along with the damage that enforcement causes in society.

and it makes it much easier to target the drugs, and dealers, which do cause actual damage, and removes a significant amount of their (quite profitable) business model.

"the most dangerous thing about weed is being caught with it"

depends a lot on what country it is in.

Portugal, Netherlands - Meh.

UK - bugger.

USA - holy shit, screwed for life.

USA - depends heavily on which state, and if you're caught by state troops or federal.

Annual family photo

Annual family photo

Dad: "Fuck you, I'm the king."

Dad's not even dressed up. He was wearing that when he came in.

Father only agreed this year if he wasn't involved in the swap.

"I AM ALWAYS THE KING"

Fake News

Seeing a headline like that must make him half nuts.

It was only yesterday he was cycling on the moon.

nooo. he was such a good trumpeter

hell, that's probably the nicest thing he'd read about him self in the past 5 years.

First Day of First Grade - Me and my Mom 1974

First Day of First Grade - Me and my Mom 1974

When you have your whole life ahead of you and everything is possible

and then you waste it on Reddit

This looks like a still from a movie. It's breathtaking.

okay so I didn't become an astronaut after all but I did masturbate three times today

PsBattle: No chin white supremacist at a rally.

PsBattle: No chin white supremacist at a rally.
Thumb-Thumb Gang

Edit: Whoa first gold, thanks stranger! I don't even know if it's fair because he looks more thumb than face!

Edit: Whoa first gold, thanks stranger! I don't even know if it's fair because he looks more thumb than face!

Mr. Potato Head

Edit: There seems to be a problem with the replies to this comment, but I want to thank you all for the votes. I'm glad you liked it!

Edit: There seems to be a problem with the replies to this comment, but I want to thank you all for the votes. I'm glad you liked it!

MEEP MEEP

Edit: Wow, I can't believe how much traction this got! It's my second time contributing to this sub. Gonna start streaming the process on twitch @Chukztv if that sounds interesting to anyone. Also I can't load the replies for some reason..

Giddy Yup

If an only child marries another only child, they will never become an aunt and uncle

If an only child marries another only child, they will never become an aunt and uncle

China.

An entire country with most of the younger generation not having brothers or sisters. And won't have nephews or nieces.

If an only child doesn't get married, they would also not become an aunt or an uncle

But because of the previous generations, we have lots of cousins and far relatives. If everyone under the grandparents' family tree is close with one another, we sorttt of treat cousins as siblings so we sortttt of get to become uncles and aunties. sortof. I mean technically we're not, but we can treat one another closer because of the lack of siblings in my generation.

This is how it is in most Indian cultures too. But not because of the lack of siblings. Cousins, no matter how distant, are treated like siblings. For this reason, at least where I'm from, you can't marry anyone from the same ancestral village as your father. This is based on the belief that once upon a time, villages were established by brothers .. obv it doesn't matter much nowadays but some old people make a huge fuss out of it.

The longest ever ski jump, achieved by Stefan Kraft. The jump was 253.5m or 832ft.

They should make the hill longer.

Quick wikipedia search shows that another guy broke the world record that same day by 2ft before this guy went 5ft further and made him irrelevant. We see you Robert Johansson and we appreciate your accomplishment

It kind of seems like if he had gone any farther, he would have just snapped his legs in half on the landing.

This is called going into orbit. Could be done on a smallish asteroid. He would just go on for ever and really set a new world record.

The biggest problem with this idea that no one spotted is that due to the asteroid's very low gravity, he wouldn't get any kind of speed going down the ramp.

Try one of these subthreads