"Everything changed when the grey van attacked..."
Better than the Shyamalan movie.
Prime example of a man enjoying life to the fullest
He could have kicked that van right over if he wanted to.
A story from Anthony's autobiography: when he was in his intervention for his heroin addiction, it was Flea's turn to speak. Anthony expected Flea to start making jokes like it was no big deal. Instead, Flea broke down crying saying he was woke up every day wondering if his best friend had OD'd yet. It was a turning point for Kiedas, and he has been clean for 20+ years because of it
Scar Tissue is a great read.
It's amazing how Anthony and Flea are still performing together after all these years
This is what everyone with long hair thinks they look like
For when you want to have a go at this Rubik's cube thing, but don't want others to see how little progress you're making.
Now they need to make a Rubix cube for deaf people!
Edit It's a joke people. Geez.
Mom will finally be proud of me...
And one for the color blind.
Pregnancy test commercials always advertise people happy the result says pregnant. I bet a lot more people are happy when it says not pregnant.
I had a lot of respect for an ad I saw years ago saying "At the end of the day, all women want the same result from their pregnancy test. The accurate one".
Probably more people are happy to see a negative result.
Also probably people who are waiting and hoping for a positive result buy more tests.
Adverts don't often sell us reality! I'm impressed!
My breasts got sore and the test was negative but I'm a guy.
I need to see what it looks like when the pupil expands and contracts.
It doesnt, fortunately. I've been to an eye doctor several times and they say my eye is fine. It just makes my pupils different sizes
You are the chosen one..
Coat hanger injury?
"White people have no culture"
Umm excuse me honey
They made a genuine connection. An unusual one. But genuine.
My fiance is a white man. This video helped me experience his culture. Of course, I would never use a fidget spinner as I'm firmly against appropriation, but maybe if he invites me I will bacaw with him.
Only we can say "Bacaw". You don't get to.
Cuchulain, Gaelic parallel to Greek Achilles
Not even close. Maybe more like Heracles, if heracles was blasted with gamma radiation and could turn into the hulk.
Michael: The Last Fassbender
I hope he dyes his hair blue for the role.
With the Berserker class skill "Mad Enhancement" he kinda goes hulk
My whole family thinks your sketch is adorable. Thank you for that.
"This is some bullshit, Karen."
"I know, Fido."
"It was the cat, Karen. I'm going to eat that cat, Karen."
"Of course you are."
"Do we have to move yet, Karen?"
"Can I have a hug, Karen?"
"C'mere. Whose a good boy?"
"I don't always poop in a box, but when I do I kick the litter everywhere"
Our cats should meet.
Yes I am down for a cat meet up. Here is mine (https://imgur.com/gallery/Opwz3)
I don't always ask for food, but when I do, I meauuuuuuwwww inconsolably at 3 am. Stay hungry my friends...