2017-05-10

12 years ago on this day, the world was introduced to one of the most headstrong badasses who screamed his way into meme history. Leeroy Jenkins.

12 years ago on this day, the world was introduced to one of the most headstrong badasses who screamed his way into meme history. Leeroy Jenkins.

Fun Leeroy fact: after this went viral The Horde on Laughing Skull server created an unofficial where is Leeroy game. He was so famous so fast that everybody wanted to kill him because Leeroy Jenkins! The Horde would routinely spam across chats if they saw Leeroy anywhere in the world. Overnight he became a wanted man with thousands of possible hunters after him at any place and time.

Good times.

edit - holy shit this blew the fuck up. leeroy hunts were one of the most fun things to happen to our server. the sense of community, togetherness, and working towards a common goal that it brought to the entire horde was unbelievable. theres shout outs in the responses to banana boyz, unfadable, deus vox, PALS FOR LIFE, leeroy, yog, and everybody else who dedicated so much of their time to the game back then. we had a fun server with a vibrant community, i want to personally thank you all for helping make my time there so enjoyable. shout out to my guildies from the <seal cub clubbing club>. and as some people below have pointed out, leeroy wasnt very good at pvp, and quite frankly neither was most of his guild. they were one of the top pve guilds on alliance, but oh man most of them were easy pickings in pvp. crushing their purples with my blues ;)

edit 2 - vanilla pvp servers best servers, carebears QQ more

So, I work with dogs, and we have a dog that comes in named Leeroy. I swear first day I met him he HAD to be named after this fucking wow meme. To the point whenever he acts out of group I can just call LEEROOOYYY JEnKINNS and he drops whatever he is doing and just comes up to me. It wasn't until a year of knowing the dog that the owners said they named him after the song Leroy Brown but that dog and I know who he really is deep down.

According to Wikipedia, this video was uploaded on May 5th, 2005 May 11th, 2005. You're off by 5 1 day.

Edit: This is what I get for citing Wikipedia -_-. Thank you u/Official_Legacy for fixing the Wikipedia page.

I've never noticed that Leeroy was afk during the whole speech before

Zuckerburgs real reason for Facebook.

Zuckerburgs real reason for Facebook.

Wow he really does look like data though, like his expression.

His complexion says I need a new liver, but his eyes say let me die

Zuck: yea so if you ever need info about anyone at harvard

Zuck: just ask

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don't know why.

Zuck: They "trust me"

Zuck: Dumb fucks

Say what you want, but there's a man who loves data.

In all honesty he could easily be cast as data in a reboot. Like wow. Fix the hair up a bit and that's data.

I'm 14 and I decided to do something with my hormones, so I drew my crush

I'm 14 and I decided to do something with my hormones, so I drew my crush

Did it take forever to get the shading on the upper lip just right?

Edit: Someone gave me gold for this, so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

Yeah, OP, definitely wait on showing the drawing.

Do like 300 more of them, then stick them all over the walls of your room. Also, get rid of all the other stuff in your room other than the drawing and an old mattress in the corner.

Talk to the girl, get to know her, maybe go out on a few dates, and eventually invite her over for dinner. Just you and her, cook something nice.

Eventually, of course, she will ask where the restroom is. You'll tell her, upstairs and down the hall on the right.

While she's up there, she may do a little exploring or perhaps she'll just mistake your room's door for the bathroom door.

She'll walk into the dark room and stare at all the drawings of her covering the walls. Some of them will be from Facebook pictures she posted, some from you watching her from your desk at school, some will appear to be looking in through her bedroom window, et cetera.

While she is distracted by the drawings, you'll suddenly appear in the doorway behind her and say "NO! NO! NRGGHHHHH'YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS! THIS IS MY ROOM! THIS IS PRIVATE! WHY ARE YOU HERE!? WHY. ARE. YOU. HERE?!"

Just start freaking out, tears running down your face, spit flying out of your mouth as you yell.

Slowly approach her, blocking the doorway, fists clenched in rage so hard that your nails are digging into your palms to the point that they're bleeding.

When you reach her, grab her shoulders tightly. Lean your head back towards the ceiling as you let out a loud pained moan like a dying animal, your eyes rolling back in their sockets.

Then quickly snap your head back down and stare directly into her frightened tear-filled eyes and say "Which one is your favorite? You can have it if you want. I probably even have a frame around here somewhere. :D "

Works almost every time.

Duct taped to a chair in a basement

Wow... I just jerked off when I felt that way...

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Baby meets mom's twin for the first time

That baby creeps me out a little

Don't touch him the mom won't want him anymore.

The triplet is the one filming just to really fuck with the kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqz53eD684E

This one is still my favorite

Old Habits...

Old Habits...

6 months sober and a good workout? You sir are doing it right, even if it was an accident.

I was sober for 5 months when I drove through a sobriety checkpoint. I was so used to acting cool when I was drunk. I freaked out. I got directed to the side of the road, and put through all the sobriety tests. When they did the breathalyzer, I freaked.

They almost arrested me thinking I was high on a stimulant or something. I told them the story, and they all had a good laugh. Pretty sure that body cam video is online somewhere.

I also always like a walk after a social function. Good solo reset time.

They all had a laugh that you were used to going through sobriety checkpoints drunk?

A bit unconventional, but some nice lines on a lawn do it for me

A bit unconventional, but some nice lines on a lawn do it for me

I love it. It's like the whole lawn is done up in plaid.

This guy mows.

It's ARGYLE plaid, just like my socks.

19 years and counting....I need a better hobby

Dyson fans and a balloon

North Korea's Large Hadron Collider.

Aircraft .

And infinitely more dangerous than the LHC.

This many fans on at once would suck the air out of an aircraft hanger hangar in milliseconds.

$10000 worth of fans.

Surely, you can't be a shitpost.

Awesome work dude. One of the funniest gifs I've seen. This is an entirely different kind of gif.

This is an entierly different type of gif.

All together.

JK - Your GIF is enough to pass the filter.

This is an entierly different kind of gif.

Sessions Violated Two Recusal Oaths in Comey Firing

Sessions Violated Two Recusal Oaths in Comey Firing

He perjured himself during his confirmation hearings. Did anyone expect him to keep his word?

To be very clear, you intend to recuse yourself from both the Clinton e-mail investigation and any matters involving the Clinton Foundation, if there are any?

SESSIONS:

Yes.

I was not aware he had said that.

What are Oaths worth, when Laws are nothing?

What are Oaths worth, when Laws are nothing?

"The Roman Republic fell, not because of the ambition of Caesar or Augustus, but because it had already long ceased to be in any real sense a republic at all. When the sturdy Roman plebeian, who lived by his own labor, who voted without reward according to his own convictions, and who with his fellows formed in war the terrible Roman legion, had been changed into an idle creature who craved nothing in life save the gratification of a thirst for vapid excitement, who was fed by the state, and who directly or indirectly sold his vote to the highest bidder, then the end of the republic was at hand, and nothing could save it. The laws were the same as they had been, but the people behind the laws had changed, and so the laws counted for nothing." - Teddy Roosevelt

YoU'rE FiReD!

YoU'rE FiReD!

"Why are we still talking about this Russia thing when I keep firing everyone investigating this Russia thing right before I meet with the top brass from Russia in the Oval Office without the state department on hand? Sad. Fake."

Best one yet, and topical.

Watching Senator Richard Blumenthal speak of Comey is a joke. "Richie" devised one of the greatest military frauds in U.S. history. For..... years, as a pol in Connecticut, Blumenthal would talk of his great bravery and conquests in Vietnam - except he was never there. When.....caught, he cried like a baby and begged for forgiveness...and now he is judge & jury. He should be the one who is investigated for his acts.

That is his actual trifecta of tweets.

WhaT sPoNgeBoB EpIsOdE iS ThIs?

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