i hope that hipster dickhead stuck around to clean up the mess he made. he probably thinks this is "art." it's just something making everyone else's day just a bit more challenging so that you can try to have a viral video.
"I mean, I was going to use that, but ok."
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move
More like this.
That's certainly what they said to thousands of Jews during the Holocaust... After the Swiss had learned of the mass extermination.
The 2017 final between Real Madrid and Juventus is the first time both Champions League finalists are actually "champions" (league winners/defending champions) since the 1998 final between... Real Madrid and Juventus
Up to 1997, only "champions" (i.e. defending title holders or national league champions) could participate in the European Champion Clubs' Cup (as it was officially named until 1992)/UEFA Champions League (as it has been called since 1992, a year after the group stage was introduced1 ).
From 1997-98 onward, non-champions have also participated, based on league standings (in 1997-98 and 1998-99 the non-champions all had to enter qualifying rounds, and since 1999-2000 some of the non-champions enter the group stage directly).
As a result, almost every final has included at least one team that wasn't an actual "champion", and wouldn't have qualified under the old system.
With Real Madrid (winner of the 2015-16 CL2 ) and Juventus (winner of the 2015-16 Serie A) playing in the final, this is the first time that both teams would have qualified under the old system since 1998, when the final was between... Real Madrid (winner of the 1996-97 La Liga) and Juventus (winner of the 1996-97 Serie A).
1 The group stage was introduced in the 1991-92 season, but UEFA only changed the name (to "Champions League") a year later, ahead of the 1992-93 season - in that season the name was only used for the group stage, and in 1993-94 the name was adopted for the knockout stages as well. (Hence all stats referring to the "Champions League era" as starting from 1992-93 make no sense whatsoever, as the format changed a season earlier, and the major change - non-champions taking part - only happened in 1997-98.)
2 Admittedly, Real Madrid didn't win the 2014-15 La Liga, and hence under the old system they wouldn't have qualified for the 2015-16 CL, and couldn't be defending champions in 2016-17.
This is why back in the day people used to say that the UEFA Cup was very close or some said equal in strength to the Champions League/EC. All those teams that made the final in the past 20 years would previously have been in UEFA Cup. I really miss the Champions League being for champions only. I guess that's just because I am from a nation that got shut out by all the changes made though. Sure the quality is better now thanks to all the money being at the top, but the romance of the European Cup is completely gone. /Bitter old man.
They were both league champions in 2009, but Barcelona wasn't the Spanish champion in 2008 (they finished third), and hence wouldn't have been able to participate under the old system.
It sucks to know countries like Romania, Serbia, Croatia, Holland and others probably won't ever get close to a champions league final.
Couldn't put it better myself.
That baby creeps me out a little
Don't touch him the mom won't want him anymore.
The triplet is the one filming just to really fuck with the kid
This one is still my favorite
Wow he really does look like data though, like his expression.
His complexion says I need a new liver, but his eyes say let me die
Zuck: yea so if you ever need info about anyone at harvard
Zuck: just ask
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks
Say what you want, but there's a man who loves data.
In all honesty he could easily be cast as data in a reboot. Like wow. Fix the hair up a bit and that's data.
Also I'm not sure where they are but it may have been in his best interest to hang onto the pen-knife. When wandering in the wilderness you want to hold onto your tools.
edit: is a gif of some tortoises.
Pushing blocks of inanimate material across a barren void in business attire...
That's capitalism for you.
Plus he's stabbed the knife into the ground, which is a great way to blunt the tip.
North Korea's Large Hadron Collider.
And infinitely more dangerous than the LHC.
This many fans on at once would suck the air out of an aircraft hanger hangar in milliseconds.
$10000 worth of fans.
News Sites: "Trump Just Appointed A Gay FBI Director?"
what we do here is go back
Wtf I love trump now
Shit would get done.
Cringe, at least you have the balls (and the very smartness) to show us
Oh don't worry, I cringe the hardest.
More like I figured that Microsoft word had a thesaurus feature haha
Is that when you discovered what a thesaurus was lol?
I get afraid to move someone's shopping cart if it's in the way for fear of being a nuisance. How do people find themselves OK with making these sorts of companies?
i still get so many fkn calls from robots.
That comes to .004 pounds per nuisance call. That's about .6 cents American. Big freaking deal.
Man I love this one because I was in an accident a few years ago where I fell off a motorbike after hitting a badger that ran out into the road. So when they ask if I was in an accident that wasn't my fault I'm like "well yeah!".
Then they get all excited and go through all the motions, when it comes up about the details of the accident I let them know that the other party actually died in the accident.
Then they want to know more about the other party at which point I tell them it was a badger. Hopefully around 10 minutes into the call, where I've managed to waste a good bit of their time.