2017-04-20

Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election

Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election
Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election

What's this?! Republicans engaging in voter obstruction?! Well, I never!

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it darlin'. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III will get right on that.

Oh, wait....

Jesus Christ of course that's his full name.

Imagine if there were large swaths of Germany that still openly flew the Nazi flag and named their kid things like "Hitler E. Stalingrad McReich"

Just remember when people say both parties are the same... only one of them tries to get people to NOT vote.

How to get deleted from Facebook [xpost /sub/trashytext]

How to get deleted from Facebook [xpost /r/trashytext]

Naw bruh its really not. Look it up

If ever there was a time someone should take their own advice...

you fat virgin

He got you there.

https://imgur.com/RCDz7rp

You should ask op for an update now that Obama hasn't declared martial law and isn't in office anymore.

r/place but the pixels were placed with low opacity such that the most fought over pixels are darker [OC]

r/place but the pixels were placed with low opacity such that the most fought over pixels are darker [OC]

I spent most of my time trying to preserve the US flag. I have no idea why. I'm a Turkish guy with no strong political opinions.

Won't colors like black appear darker than colors like pink? So some areas of the map that had darker colors placed will look darker than areas where lighter colors were placed more often?

I did my best to darken the colors for better effect, but yes, dark colors do show up better

EDIT: I also lightened the darker colors for this reason

We're all Americans on this blessed day!

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Ka🅱️oot

This is why we can't do kahoot anymore at my school.

Lmao I love how targeted his look is. Like there's one kid in the class who always pulls this shit.

Why play Kahoot when you can Kashoot up the school?

🅱️ist of Names:

NoJewsAllowed

Dr. nigga

Thekkkisok

MakeAmericaH?? Can't read last few letters

HandEyes

Vulture

Rodrick H.

h???? Can't read

Goo goo ga ga

BRONY

control

cucumber

HPV

ColumbineSoon

Krib

Emperor TRUMP

White-pow3r

I just discovered that Wells Fargo account login is not case sensitive for password. Switch your logins to Two factor authentication ASAP!

I just discovered that Wells Fargo account login is not case sensitive for password. Switch your logins to Two factor authentication ASAP!

EDIT: Many of you are asking about how to enable two factor authentication for Wells Fargo, see the comment below: https://www.reddit.com/sub/personalfinance/comments/66n4li/i_just_discovered_that_wells_fargo_acc...

Ewwwww. Not many people in the WF corner today.

Try typing in the corresponding numbers on a phone dialpad for your password. That sometimes works too. It used to for vanguard at least.

Same deal with AMEX. It's kind of frustrating how many financial services companies don't use case sensitive passwords. Even more of them don't allow spaces in your passwords (Chase is guilty of this, I believe, in addition to the aforementioned AMEX). Seriously though, WTF? It's sad when my Steam account has better password security than most financial service companies.

Well, if there's one thing Wells Fargo is good at, it's giving people reasons not to trust them.

me irl

me irl

(I'm assuming this is OC)

Tell your dad that some internet stranger likes how he thinks.

any game that doesn't make me swear is too easy

(I'm assuming OP's dad is Bryan Cranston)

Tell your dad that his portrayal of Walter White is my favourite character performance of all time, and that his seamless transition from bumbling suburban dad to vengeful master-criminal over the run of Breaking Bad is nothing short of amazing.

Ah, I'm glad I'm past those times when I played multiplayer games only for the sake of being the best.

play 45 TDM games in a row

win every single one of them with ease

lose one game

rest of the day is ruined

PVP video games are helluva drug.

Unfortunately TSA won't let you bring Doomhammer on a plane...

Unfortunately TSA won't let you bring Doomhammer on a plane...

What if the weapon belonged to Alliance Generals instead? Is this a hammer problem, or a Horde problem?

Now we're not saying The Skyfire was a terrorist act, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

Well, you'll have to finish pathfinder part two before you can board the plane as it is. Rules are rules.

Do we need to talk about Theramore?

Some Civil Forfeiture.

Some Civil Forfeiture.

My door was knocked down four years ago. They had the wrong apartment, and refused to pay for a new door. Turns out, as long as they are operating under information they assume to be correct, they aren't legally at fault. I would have sold their shit to pay for my door too.

Yeah, because if you could legally break other people's doors you wouldn't do it.

No door would be safe. I would be a door-breaking machine. The Un-Door-er. Open doorways would be an epidemic, baby. Houses full of flies, unregulated temperature, guitars breaking from lack of humidity control, I don't give a flying door. Call me the Dooradicator, sweet pea, because all you're opening when you get home is a bottle of hard liquor to drown your sorrows about the pile of splinters you stepped over to get inside today. Good luck replacing it too, 'cause I'm hitting the retailers as well. Telling you bitch, not a single door in the continental US is safe from my door-rending wrath.

Edit: I need to make separate emails for Reddit and for work don't I

So what you're saying is, cops have a license to break your shit at no charge if they think.................holy shit, I can't even finish the thought it's so stupid.

Beaded curtains? Beaded fucking curtains? Listen here, you hippie piece of broken door, you ain't doing nothing but making my job easier. How many calories do I burn breaking a door? I don't know. You think I know what a calorie even is? But I know one thing for damn sure: I burn a hell of a lot less of 'em ripping down your bitch-ass strings of beads. What, you thought you'd stop me by hanging broken necklaces from your door frame? You got another think comin', pumpkin. Hope you slip and fall on them beads on the floor, home alone style, cause they ain't gonna be hanging from shit when you get home.

Le Pen has promised Assange and Snowden citizenship or assylum.

Le Pen has promised Assange and Snowden citizenship or assylum.

Leak some stuff on the French Government to test it out

They did!

Assange released leaked documents showing the Le Pen does in fact smell like vanilla. He later remarked that it was "very pleasant."

Good. Our government has to act pissed or else they'll look weak, but snowden and Assange should both be rewarded for their balls and I'll be happy to see them free

WOW That would be epic

Looks like all of them except for Emmanuel Macron says they'd do it

Assange said Macron is basically a 39 year old Hillary

How do farmers party?

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets.

That's corny.

That's bean done before, come on.

Lettuce do our best to not beet up OP to much....

I relish the opportunity

Try one of these subthreads