2017-04-19

Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself.

Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself.

I used to groom this leggy Great Pyrenees mix that insisted on dragging me to the tiniest kennel meant for >10lb dogs and shoving himself inside it. We finally had to put a note to close all tiny kennels before he got there so he wouldnt shove himself into the tiniest space like some kind of fluffy octopus.

Upvoted for fluffy octopus.

This must be a whole new version of, "If I fits, I sits?"

BONUS PIC! she was hogging the bed while I was leaving for work! 

Edit: Here's an album of Zoey and her sister, Ruby. Enjoy!

she was hogging the bed while I was leaving for work!

Edit: Here's an album of Zoey and her sister, Ruby. Enjoy!

The only thing I'll remember about Bill Reilly

The only thing I'll remember about Bill Reilly

The silent rage of the last five seconds is so funny

I always loved that whoever is running the show just ignores him completely.

Bill losing his shit

"...And five."

You know it's funny, there's this common criticism where older people say that young millennials are fragile and incapable of taking criticism and accepting anything that affronts their precious self-esteem. I haven't read his latest book, but from the reviews I have read, it seems like Bill is a big proponent of this theory. He sees himself as a strong man, and he sees millennials as fragile and weak.

And yet, you see here, when something goes slightly wrong in his world, and he gets the slightest affront to his ego, he absolutely falls apart like the most fragile snowflake. He absolutely crumbles. The difference is, instead of crying and acting victimized, he just screams and yells at everybody around him. And for some crazy reason, he considers this to be a superior approach.

If we're going to paint all millennials with the same brush, then we could also say that there is a class of old dinosaur baby boomers who are equally fragile as millennials, they just deal with it by lashing out and trying to act like an alpha males. And for some reason, these dinosaurs find this to be superior to what they consider to be the wimpiness of millennials. But really, they're just two sides of the same coin.

Whether your a vegan tree-hugging millennial or an old fire-breathing baby boomer alpha dinosaur, it doesn't matter whether you react with anger or tears. They're both equally childish. When you find yourself in a situation where you're wrong and you look foolish, the mark of an adult is to assess the situation with a modicum of humility, admit your foolishness, make whatever apologies you need to make and move on. It's difficult, and there have been many times in my life where I failed to do it, but you just have to swallow your pride and do it.

The notion of this thin-skinned egoist criticizing millennials for being too thin-skinned is fucking rich. He thinks he's better than millennials because he reacts with anger rather than fear? There's nothing better about that. It's just as childish. Be a fucking adult and accept responsibility, you overgrown baby.

Coming out of high school I was hoping to be a news anchor - even though I find Bill to be a bit of an asshole I think he is very good technically at what he does. The way he shuts off his anger for the duration of the take is something that is VERY difficult to do and often cannot be taught. My father constantly had him on the TV in the house when I was growing up - but I haven't watched much of his show since I moved out in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter

Anyone else getting a 3D-ish feeling from the gif?

You should really go there if you have the time. Beautiful environment, loved it there

Source: am one of the 12 people to have ever set foot on the moon

So this might be a dumb question but are the lighter areas higher ridges? I've never been there so it's hard to know what I'm looking at.

Try closing one eye for 10 seconds, brain makes it into a cleaner 3d image.

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Apple pledges to stop mining raw materials and use 100% reusable material

Apple pledges to stop mining raw materials and use 100% reusable material

"One day, we'd like to be able to build new products with just recycled materials, including your old products,"

Whoa, slow down there, Apple!

next iphone gonna be $7000

The thing is, you can recycle rare Earth minerals, it's just a horribly caustic and energy intensive process, so it's terrible for the environment.

That's why we don't exactly need more recycling but need more research on the issue these days.

I don't want apple to suddenly start doing it, just start looking into ways of making it more efficient.

Am I the only one who felt really bad when no one showed up to claptraps birthday?

Am I the only one who felt really bad when no one showed up to claptraps birthday?

Felt bad for like 2 seconds and then he started talking again.

"Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here -- bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units... If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!"

The end of the quest redeemed it though, he still thought it was the best party ever!

That's how he is

Drama in my building .. lol

Drama in my building .. lol

More than one whore?

What's with the mini little pine tree thing lol. Just an added touch? Definitely gotta hear the back story if there is one please.

It's just the one whore actually

no luck catching them whores then?

Vader gots no chill

I find your leap of faith disturbing

Edit:Thank you random soul.

That would be pretty badass to see in a movie

"You will die on my terms, rebel."

Those reflexes. Never quite hits you until it's in first person and he's walking right at you.

I needed Red. Guess which one I grabbed at first

I needed Red. Guess which one I grabbed at first

I imagine the Permatex ones are always blue, just as I imagine the Loctite ones are always red; both with a color marker for each respective colors.

Bingo

just mix both and get purple, because everyone knows purple is fabulous

I don't wanna leave the congo

Yosemite revealed through clouds two days ago [OC] [750x1334]

Yosemite revealed through clouds two days ago [OC] [750x1334]

Wait is it a painting?!

No, you get that "effect" from digital zoom or sometimes from compression if the original image wasn't very large.

My thoughts exactly, if you zoom in it looks painted... Maybe a filter?

Yosemite enjoying 4/20 I see

Trump Adviser’s Visit to Moscow Got the F.B.I.’s Attention

Trump Adviser’s Visit to Moscow Got the F.B.I.’s Attention

There you GO NYT! That's the shit we wanna see from you! Now it's wapos turn with the counter punch.

And that trip just happens to be mentioned in the dossier. Sounds more and more like that document might have a whole lot of truth behind it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmg4DNVFSE&feature=youtu.be&t=1620

Page admits meeting with Rosneft representatives in this video, he denies meetings in all his interviews after the dossier came out. This video still isn't viral, people should watch and share this:

Lol. This little bumbling dork is gonna bring the whole administration crashing down. Even the Russian spies recruiting him thought he was a complete dolt.

Try one of these subthreads