2017-04-18

Totally legit note I got from my 7yo's school today

Totally legit note I got from my 7yo's school today

The fact that the entire school signed off on this is impressive.

and any other elecktronick

This is impressively well thought out. He knew he only had one shot, and covered all of his bases, including future ones.

Video Game Class is in all capital letters. I don't think The School is playing around with this

"I didn't raise no noob!"

I took a picture of a film negative, and put a negative filter on it

I took a picture of a film negative, and put a negative filter on it

Two negatives really do make a positive.

Well, damn.

That child is missing a face and it's terrifying.

/sub/theydidthemath ?

Catch me if you can

Reminds me of intestines for some reason...ferrets are cute.

I love cat snakes!

I was just reminded of Spy Vs. Spy.

Tui and La, your moon and ocean, have always circled each other in an eternal dance. They balance each other, push and pull, life and death, good and evil, yin and yang.

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"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square - May 14, 1998"

"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square - May 14, 1998"

Frank Sinatra died while this was airing. They were able to get him to the hospital quicker because people were watching this instead of driving.

Thank god they got him to the hospital in time.

I want to be back in 1998 ...

Everyone watching looks like a Seinfeld character from behind

I asked a women if I could see the puppies in her trunk, snapped this quick pic!

I asked a women if I could see the puppies in her trunk, snapped this quick pic!

Looks like they're coming off the set of an Air Buddies movie.

How nice of her to show you her trunk.

Bonus picture

Yeah, they were all in a row at first, and one hopped on the other so I pulled my phone out.

TIL that after the assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. said to his wife, "This is what is going to happen to me also. I keep telling you, this is a sick society."

TIL that after the assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. said to his w...

The FBI wrote Martin Luther King letters telling him to kill himself, I'm pretty sure we all know who killed him.

They did. https://www.reddit.com/sub/todayilearned/comments/6677ch/til_that_after_the_assassination_of_john...

It's fucking scary how well the government kept this hidden from the public. I sure as hell wasn't taught this in school, and I doubt 99.9% of the population wasn't was either. The thought honestly had never once crossed my mind. Makes you wonder about what sort of psychopaths run the US right now, and how much power they hold.

The people who truly can bring change the status quo and balance the scales are a threat. A crook, a charlatan, a scum bag -- these people are safe and usually live long and healthy in politics. But put forth a good person, and there head can not lay well on the pillow.

They did?

Netflix Says Dave Chappelle Specials Are its Most-Watched Ever

Netflix Says Dave Chappelle Specials Are its Most-Watched Ever
Netflix Says Dave Chappelle Specials Are its Most-Watched Ever

His Detroit show I went to sucked. Waste of money.

EDIT: Thanks for gold! You guys rock.

It was some of the best compulsive torso rubbing I've ever seen!

Everyone fucks funny. I fuck feet!

They should find a way to get his old shows on netflix, because those would top this. I'm not a "the old stuff was better" guy, but his old stuff is bananas!

It really works!!!!!

It really works!!!!!

This might be the biggest shitpost this sub has ever seen

http://i.imgur.com/0HehnJB.jpg

Or it could be real and you might get in on the plentiful Szechuan sauce...better not to risk it

The one true morty's design is fucking sick. I love it

You are abour this fat, see?

You are abour this fat, see?

Doc, we've been through this, I am cultivating mass

Sorry, sir, but I have to maintain this appearance because I work on Wall Street.

Cat's thought: 'you are calling me fat human??'

This cat needs some size pills.

Dog's reaction to being rescued

I imagine in the best universe that while the dog was being put in the truck to take him to the pound and the firefighter realized that they were meant to be together and ran after that truck. Then he took him home and his 5 year old kid and he gave the pupper a bath and the dog falls asleep on the kids bed knowing that he made it home.

That might not be what happened, but that is what should happen.

Dogs are the best people.

No you're crying.

Contrast that with this:

Try one of these subthreads