2017-04-17

This woman seems as if she's a giant lounging in the ocean on a large mountain.

This woman seems as if she's a giant lounging in the ocean on a large mountain.

She looks like a normal person leaning against a rock...

Someone needs to photoshop little boats on the water. Maybe a tiny castle in the distance.

Birds, boat, guy on the mountain

Would've thought nothing of it without OP saying it that way.

Also /sub/confusing_perspective

Since you all thought my dad was a dad joke professional and just plain cool, he decided to show you how he gets his power. I know his posts are lame but he thinks he "broke" the Reddit and it's adorable.

Since you all thought my dad was a dad joke professional and just plain cool, he decided to show you how he gets his power. I know his posts are lame but he thinks he "broke" the Reddit and it's adorable.

He's in the I.V. League now.

This is morphine into a pun thread

Well there it is. I've official seen /u/WheresMyRamen 's father three times more than I've seen mine in the last 30 years.

The drip is the wrong way around. Your Dad should be holding it lower so he can fill it with concentrated awesomeness to donate to other people.

TIL that after large animals went extinct, such as the mammoth, avocados had no method of seed dispersal, which would have lead to thier extinction without early human farmers.

TIL that after large animals went extinct, such as the mammoth, avocados had no method of seed dispersal, which would have lead to thier extinction without early human farmers.
TIL that after large animals went extinct, such as the mammoth, avocados had no method of seed di...

I wonder what other delicious fruits and vegetables did go extinct... We should bring some back and try them out. Jurassic Park for edibles plants.

This is how​ Jeff Goldblum dies - crushed by a swarm of mothafuckin tree stars.

Farming or no farming, some human would have come along and said, "I bet that will fit going through my ass"

Early human farmers shit out avocado seeds?

Edit: omg some people took me seriously lol

Edit 2: please continue taking this post seriously, no tom foolery here.

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My Grandma Looked Like Scarlett Johansson When She Was Younger In 1967 (xpost /sub/pics)

My Grandma Looked Like Scarlett Johansson When She Was Younger In 1967 (xpost /r/pics)

I'm starting to get real creeped out at how recent these pictures of "grandmothers" are getting.

I swear a few years ago they all were polite enough to be in black and white.

How post a picture of your grandma so we can see what Scarlet Johansson will look like in 50 years!

Guy on right looks like alternative Ryan Gosling .

Scarlet Johighson

Edit: Oh wow first gold. Thank you kind stranger!

Here's what's happening in Horizon: Zero Dawn every time you move a camera

Here's what's happening in Horizon: Zero Dawn every time you move a camera

Now prove that isn't what happens in real life.

Tried turning my head really fast in an attempt to catch it loading still. Did not work, have an upvote.

For all you people who came here to just be like "Well yeah, that's like every game", there are innumerable people like myself who didn't know that.

This is cool as all hell.

Reminds me of this:

I guess in FarCry when waterfall isn't in view, it isn't just hidden but removed all together, creating issues when it gets re-instantiated.

How to cross street during marathon

I'm so glad you sped this up and threw it in gif format. That youtube video was dreadfully slow to watch even at 1.25 or whateverthefuck it was set at.

A video game where your task is to direct endless marathon runners correctly, to ensure that pedestrians can cross the road safely.

Fun for 5 minutes and never play it again.

I think gifs (especially with subtitles) are always more helpful than videos. Especially when I'm browsing Reddit somewhere I can't have noise.

Co-parenting at it's finest

Co-parenting at it's finest

That poor kid.

She's got 4 people to embarrass her for the next 10 years, instead of just two.

I have no problem with the divorce. I have no problem with the step-parents. I just hate them because they made custom jerseys for a 5 year old's rec soccer game.

95% chance they will be riding the 15 year old ref the entire game.

my immediate reaction: that poor referee!

People do stupid things. Sometimes you get your significant other pregnant after 2 months. You try to make it work for 4 more years even though you fight constantly and you're miserable. Then your 3 year old son tells his mommy and daddy to stop being mean to each other. Sometimes it's healthier for the child if the parents split up. And it's only healthy if the parents can get along. I know personally how much fighting, even after splitting up can impact your child.

Child abusers. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search child abusers

Child abusers. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search child abusers

The way that the mom was yelling at her kids was pretty shocking, prank or no prank. She didn't have to try very hard to act like a complete psychopath. Seriously, could any of you just start screeching like that?

On the other hand, the kids seem like they were okay with everything...cough...years of verbal abuse...cough...in the end.

Can't we just keep telling our kids we ate their candy, or that they're adopted, or that the family dog went to live on a farm???

Edit: dig=dog and English is hard...I blame Swype!!!

Edit Edit: shit, I had no idea they threatened to put one of their kids up for adoption...

'I don't even know what trauma means!'

You will little buddy, you will.

I shoved my kid into a wooden shelf! IT'S JUST A PRANK YOU HATER, THAT WASN'T EVEN REAL BLOOD AFTER

240-777-4417 is the number for the Montgomery County, Maryland CPS. Montgomery County is the address given for their P.O. box so I assume it's where they live. Please call and report this channel. The hotline is 24 hours.

Here's the address: The Dept. of Health & Human Services 1301 Piccard Drive Rockville, Maryland 20850

Mom wants to get her 5 year old child a fucking tattoo.

Mom wants to get her 5 year old child a fucking tattoo.

Tell me this is fake. Please. Pretty please.

I'm willing to bet this post is going to be used as evidence when they eventually take her kid away.

I remember a video that went viral of a lady who had her boyfriend tattoo her young daughter. It circulated around awhile ago and I think the mom and boyfriend both got jail time so it's definitely possible this is real.

Don't worry, the cigarettes and booze will stunt his growth enough that it won't matter.

Alternate take of Kylo using the force on Luke's lightsaber

That lightsaber costume is definitely getting some mileage on it. Good for them. :-)

This is awesome!

On a side note, dude in black looks a lot like this guy Matt, a Radar Technician or something.

The spot-on timing of Rey and Kylo's reactions at the end is hilarious :D

obligatory sorry about small image, imgur decided it didn't like the large one

Try one of these subthreads