2017-04-16

me_irl

me_irl

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me too thanks

why the fuck is this on the front page i mean me too thanks

Edit: whos the guy who fucking gave me gold? ily

It's because this is very me also thank you

French Elections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

French Elections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

I genuinely want to know what kind of presidency leads to a 4% approval rate from the citizen.

Basically he kind of didn't do any of the things he said he would, he ran as a far left candidate but ran center government so there goes his base. He's just been a whole lot of nothing, indecision and lack of decisiveness. HE just doesn't seem in control of anything. Unemployment is pretty poor in France, and that reflects on people who are in charge. Mostly though, he just seems out of his element. Like he has no clue; he said he knew things, turns out he didn't and people didn't like that.

Most importantly though, French people really don't like politicians and for the most part, France is pretty politically active getting 80% turnout at elections for example. I don't think there are many French presidents who managed to maintain popularity aside from DeGaulle. Being unpopular as president in France isn't strange, though his level of unpopularity is pretty unusual.

Come on!

Why don't you just throw flour at the guy in a 7000$ suit?

I'm still disappointed that Larry Skywalker got such a small role in The Farce Awakens.

While in the league, Jamarcus Russell was given a blank CD by Oakland Raiders coaches which was supposed to be the "gameplan." It was a test to see if he actually looked at the gameplan when they sent it to him. Russell returned and reportedly said that it "looked good to him."

While in the league, Jamarcus Russell was given a blank CD by Oakland Raiders coaches which was supposed to be the "gameplan." It was a test to see if he actually looked at the gameplan when they sent it to him. Russell returned and reportedly said that it "looked good to him."
While in the league, Jamarcus Russell was given a blank CD by Oakland Raiders coaches which was s...

Maybe he just liked to improvise and hated playbooks.

Opens CD on his computer. Sees nothing

"Yeah I like this shit."

OP posts about a blank CD, linking the article.

Article states 5 times it was a DVD. Everyone here is commenting about the CD.

You are all Jamarcus Russell.

Jamarcus is a true American hero. His story is pure entertainment.

Be an athletic freak. Get drafted. Get huge pay guarantees. Get fat as hell and mail it in. Burn the cash on fur coats and purple drank. Disappear forever into the void.

This is the type of post that should be posted at 2 PM and not 2 AM. I laughed.

12 years ago me and my buddies met on Halo 2 and have been gaming ever since. And for the first time ever, we all flew out to meet up for an extended weekend to have a Halo 2 LAN party!

12 years ago me and my buddies met on Halo 2 and have been gaming ever since. And for the first time ever, we all flew out to meet up for an extended weekend to have a Halo 2 LAN party!

It definitely is!

We've had a great time so far. I've been playing Halo 2, rocket league, cards against humanity, disturbed friends, drinking, laughing, and going out to eat

This has definitely been a successful meetup :)

Edit: Aaahhhh yeah, my golden cherry has just been popped! Of all the stupid shit that I've posted on Reddit, this was definitely the best thread to be gilded on. Thanks a bunch :)

That's awesome!

I've moved around so much in my life (literally have lived in over 30 houses and went to 17 different schools as a kid) that I dreaded making friends, only to lose them soon after when I knew I would eventually move again. So I figured the best way to make friends and keep them was by Xbox live. That way no matter where I move, I can keep my friends.

I couldn't have been any more right. Xboxlive was a life changer for me and I wouldn't change a thing

This is everything the internet could be for so many people. Instead it's mostly a forum to call people idiots and tell them you think they're stupid.

Thank you for using it the right way! Ya, bastard!

13 years ago me and my buddies met on Halo 2 and have been gaming ever since. And for the first time ever, we all flew out to meet up for an extended weekend and have a Halo 2 LAN party

13 years ago me and my buddies met on Halo 2 and have been gaming ever since. And for the first time ever, we all flew out to meet up for an extended weekend and have a Halo 2 LAN party

I like this set up. No flithy fucking screen lookers screen looking like the flithy scum they are.

Lol, bowflex and an exercise bike. The two most never used pieces of home exercise equipment.

Oh yeah, each TV has its own team to prevent screen peeking

Edit: ITT: it's been called Screen Spotting, Peeking, watching, hopping, poaching, cheating, sniping, peeping, ghosting, LAN hacking, screenies, lookers, searching, checking

4 screens & 4 players, so

who took the picture?

Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give up your seat on an overbooked flight.

Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give up your seat on an overbooked flight.
Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give up your seat on an overbooked flight.

You know what happens, so stop asking questions or you'll get a bloody lip

What happens if they offer 10k and no one gives their seat up?

Delta is cashing in on United's piss poor handling of what happened. United actually bailed them out big time because around the same time of he United incident, Delta had to cancel about 900 flights because of bad weather in Atlanta, where their hub is located. And now Delta is making them look even worse by making this move.

It's important for passengers in this situation to realize that the airline does it this way to try to play you against each other and root out who will be cheapest to kick off. Be a team. If you're ever in this situation, refuse. If everybody refuses for the first four rounds the dollar amounts only go up.

It would suck, as a new Microsoft employee, to have to train yourself to reflexively say, "I'll just Bing it."

It would suck, as a new Microsoft employee, to have to train yourself to reflexively say, "I'll just Bing it."

Wife works for MS. They aren't forced to use Bing lol.

Consensual Binging

There is no way Microsoft employees are forced to use Bing. Come on now, that's torture.

My cooworker once has done a project with/for microsoft and to impress their people he said "Oh let me just Bing that" and they answered "Why? Google is better!".

Mt. Whitney through an arch, Alabama Hills, CA [6002x4001] [OC]

Mt. Whitney through an arch, Alabama Hills, CA [6002x4001] [OC]

*Lone Pine Peak?

Nope. Its Lone Pine Peak.

After a long day of hiking down Mt. Whitney, that pizza in Lone Pine is nothing short of amazing.

Kind of looks like a sack and dong with a big drop coming out the tip

Try one of these subthreads