2017-04-15

If Kendrick drops a new album tomorrow, I'll donate a penny to a charity of r/KendrickLamar choice for each upvote.

If Kendrick drops a new album tomorrow, I'll donate a penny to a charity of r/KendrickLamar choice for each upvote.

Charity: Seva Foundation

Cause: Blind and Hearing Impaired

donate here

"Restore sight to a person who is blind for just $50" And save Kendrick's life too.

How much does 100 cents really cost?

I will also do the same. I'll match your contribution. Let's do this.

Edit: This shit went from $13 to $150 quick as fuck. I'm still in it tho

$236

$295

$300+

$400

Why do you people hate me?

If I'm gonna donate I'ma make it look sexy.

BE HUMBLE.

My dad was so excited about me getting so much karma because of his Facebook post on r/oldpeoplefacebook that he sent me this to show you all. Please laugh. It'll crush him.

My dad was so excited about me getting so much karma because of his Facebook post on r/oldpeoplefacebook that he sent me this to show you all. Please laugh. It'll crush him.

One hell of a punchline.

It drives me fucking crazy that the post OP is referring too isn't linked ITT and voted to the top.

Absolutely fucking disgusted with you right now reddit.

Here you go

https://www.reddit.com/comments/656e5z

Here's the post she's referring to: https://www.reddit.com/comments/656e5z

EDIT: she

10 years ago in Mosul. A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty. Picture taken 16 April, 2007.

10 years ago in Mosul. A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty. Picture taken 16 April, 2007.

Mosul is now currently a warzone with thousands of civilians dead & tens of thousands of refugees fleeing from ISIS.

Mission accomplished!

This is really sweet and goes to show we aren't born with all the hatred and nonsense we carry around as adults. It's a shame we grow up...

We did it America!

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Me irl

Me irl

If this gets 10 upvotes can I be a groomsman? No bamboozles. I'll find a way to explain to my wife that the internet needs me and fly out.

If this gets 5 upvotes can I be the ring bear?

If this gets 1 upvote can I be head usher?

Edit:Thanks everybody for the support. It means a lot to me

Edit 2:Rip my inbox

Edit 3:Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 4:To everyone saying that I wouldn't know what I'm doing, I'll let you know that my friend's uncle's exwife married an usher, so I know more than you about weddings

Edit 5:Well, I've had a great time answering your questions, but I gotta sleep

Edit 6:Seriously what loser gives gold on /sub/me_irl I mean me too thanks and Happy Easter if you do that

No bamboozle, i just want to get married. :(  

Edit: http://m.imgur.com/MNx7LLT
Thanks Reddit.

No bamboozle, i just want to get married. :(

Edit: Thanks Reddit.

My GF has never owned a pet

My GF has never owned a pet

Youre lucky if you ended up with a cat that will cuddle like that. I used to have one like that.

I have a normal cat. He sits down just far enough from you so you cant reach him.

Careful, OP. You might get replaced. ;)

She'd rather sleep with the cat than me :(

Andre the giant flying out of Japan, 1980

Andre the giant flying out of Japan, 1980

His gigantism is sad, but also the best thing that ever happened to him.

Lol. The captain would have had to know about that, onboard announcement: "we'll be flying a little to the left today, to compensate for the giant in seats 18 J&K"

HEY GUYS IF THIS WAS A UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT HE MIGHT HAVE GIVEN THEM A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.

If you were 7.5 feet tall and 600 pounds you could also be a legend.

Not watching trailers made movies significantly better

Not watching trailers made movies significantly better

I don't know if this was posted somewhere before, but years ago I decided to not watch trailers specifically because they were ruining movies for me one way or another. Growing up trailers were my favorite thing. I loved being hyped for a movie to come out. However, numerous times trailers have spoilers for movies coming out. Even if the trailer doesn't have a "spoiler" it can have a scene from the end of the movie that you're waiting for that can count as a spoiler. An example without trying to do a spoiler in an actual movie is that you see a character from the movie that does something you haven't seen yet, but they just had a scene where they are supposed to be dead and now you know they aren't because they haven't done the scene from the trailer yet.

Spoilers aside a lot of times people who do the trailer portray the movie incorrectly then how you do once you watch the movie. This causes you to go into the movie with a preconceived notion that the movie is about X and really it's about Y, but thinking it was about X makes you not enjoy the movie. A good example of this, for me personally and all my friends, was watchmen. That was one of the last trailers I watched and without having read the comics just judging by the trailer I thought it was going to be non stop action.

After only watching movies based on titles/actors/posters it has dramatically increased my movie watching experience. You let the movie tell you the story without trying to make it fit your mindset of what it should be based on the trailer. Also, try to avoid reviews. A lot of reviews are from people who don't have the same likes and dislikes as you, but thinking a movie sucks because you read a bunch of people hating it can make you try to focus on all the negatives on the movie.

tl;dr Try watching movies without seeing an reviews or trailers on it. You'll likely enjoy it much more.

For me, I don't watch a trailer if I know I'm going to go and see the film. So anything that looks interesting to me from first glance, with director/actors/premise, I won't see the trailer for.

The value of trailers for me is for other stuff. I use trailers to check out films that I probably wouldn't go to see at first glance, and sometimes I end up intrigued enough to go and have a look at it.

I wish I had it in me not to watch trailers for movies I want to watch but I just dont. A friend of mine shares your philosophy tho. He wont even look at posters for movies sometimes and insists on being blind when watching one for the first time.

I watch trailers because I forget whats in them after a day.

Yup do this all the time, Friday was fun trying to avoid The Last Jedi trailer, going to be a long time to December

I was wondering why I seem to go through deodorant so fast. This is brand new, never been used (labels removed).

I was wondering why I seem to go through deodorant so fast. This is brand new, never been used (labels removed).

Im not sure which is more infuriating, the underwhelming amount of product or the absurd amount of extra plastic waste these products create for no good reason.

for no good reason.

I'm sure the company thinks they have a very good reason. $$$

This is Arm & Hammer brand.

Capitalism in a nutshell. Fuck the planet, mah munies.

Prison gon be lit

Prison gon be lit

no but really whos got some good draft dodging tips just in case? I wouldnt mind knowing that shit

religious reasons

they gonna buy me suddenly becoming a mennonite after more than 2 decades of churchlessness?

If your posting on reddit you probably aint gonna last real long in prison.

Goood.... goooood.

Goood.... goooood.

To be fair, it was a really good "do it"

He was too dangerous to be kept alive. Edit: So this is /sub/prequelmemes, huh? I just quote the prequels with good context and get a thousand upvotes? Neat.

Pretty sure it was like a force, "do it." Sorta like , "these are not the droids you are looking for."

I would say that wouldn't work since that only works on the weak minded, but considering how easily Anakin was manipulated in that film, I am surprised Palpatine didn't just say "You want to be my Sith apprentice and kill the Jedi".

Try one of these subthreads