2017-04-14

Falling clouds! (x-post r/megalophobia)

Why are so many people scared? This is amazing. It must be the greatest thing to see in real life.

I worry that if I saw that in real life, I wouldn't immediately recognize it as harmless clouds.

/sub/gifsthatendtoosoon

I would think, "fucking avalanche!"

Alternatively, "oh, a Subaru WRX meetup is happening over there".

Wine and some alcohol.

Wine and some alcohol.

"Hello, bartender ! I would like one alcohol please !" ~ Vincent Adultman

I went to the stock market today, I did a business.

In their defence, they sound like they're in middle school, and who doesn't tell embellished stories and lies at that age?

This is /sub/madlads, not /sub/madmen.

Saudi woman, who was flying to Australia to escape an arranged marriage, forcibly removed from her flight and returned to Saudi Arabia because she didn't have permission from her male guardian to travel

Saudi woman, who was flying to Australia to escape an arranged marriage, forcibly removed from her flight and returned to Saudi Arabia because she didn't have permission from her male guardian to travel
Saudi woman, who was flying to Australia to escape an arranged marriage, forcibly removed from he...

What the hell is wrong with Saudi Arabia. Seriously.

And also fuck the Philippine authorities. On what grounds did they basically kidnap this woman? In the Philippines, women can travel without a male guardian, so what gave them the right to send her back the Saudi Arabia?

Dina Ali Lasloom, 24, intended to flee to Australia to escape a forced marriage, Human Rights Watch cited a Canadian witness as saying.

The witness said Lasloom approached her while in transit at the airport in Manila, saying "airport officials had confiscated her passport and boarding pass" for a Sydney-bound flight.

The Canadian said she helped Lasloom film social media videos about her plight. In one of them she said: "If my family comes they will kill me," HRW said...

"Lasloom's whereabouts are currently unknown," HRW said in a statement from Manila.

The Canadian witness, who spent several hours with Lasloom at the airport in Manila, reported that two of Lasloom's uncles arrived, the New York-based watchdog said.

It also quoted an airline security official as saying he heard Lasloom "screaming and begging for help" on Tuesday before security personnel and men who appeared to be Middle Eastern carried her "with duct tape on her mouth, feet and hands" at the airport...

Asked about the HRW statement by AFP on Friday, the Philippine immigration department said it had held no one of Lasloom's name and no Saudi national.

"There was no Saudi national by that name who presented herself," spokeswoman Antonette Mangrobang...

The spokeswoman said that if Lasloom was a transiting passenger, then she would not have passed through immigration and it would have been up to the airline to decide what happened to her.

So it happened in the Philippines, and it seems two Saudi nationals duct taped her and dragged her away before she got to immigration. This was overheard by the worst security guard ever, who went, "A woman screaming for help, eh? Not my field of expertise, those Middle Eastern blokes seem to have the matter in hand."

Not the best bit of public order work I've heard of.

They were bribed... that's the whole story.

Unfortunately until the entire Saudi royal family is lined up against a wall and shot, this type of shit will continue.

They kidnap Saudi's trying to escape their hellhole of a country. They even kidnap and murder journalists who diss the king's prerogative to eat bacon, drink alcohol and fuck prostitutes in "safe houses" where their own twisted fake laws don't apply.

If half naked girls can get thousands of up votes, how many for my boy in blue?

If half naked girls can get thousands of up votes, how many for my boy in blue?

Blue? Nation confirmed boys, pack it in.

Make it look sexy

2 pockets on his shirt? 2 albums confirmed

Fuckin karma whores nowadays... jk anything for king kendrick

Vitas proves he's not lip-syncing while performing live

Vitas proves he's not lip-syncing while performing live

He looks so tired of singing this song

Yes it is this guy.

I had to double check.

Sort of looks like Data from Star Trek TNG. Especially because he sings the song with no passion, but still with expertise.

I feel bad for Vitas. He really is an insanely gifted vocalist, and yet he is constantly ridiculed for his eclectic music/performance/style.

Personally I really like him.

As a gay man, I am excited about my purchase! (Thought I'd share)

As a gay man, I am excited about my purchase! (Thought I'd share)

where? Im not gay and i would wear the fuck out of this

ONLY AVALIBLE FOR TWO GENDERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We've got the best gay men folks, the best! And the best looking gay men too!

Very nice shirt!

If I was gay I'd be able to get away with so much more cheeky bullshit.

I'm jealous.

Be loud and be proud.

Who made this international snek?

Who made this international snek?

This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life

Plot Twist: it was OP

You should get out of /sub/indianpeoplefacebook more.

Probably the sunset over the Ngorongoro crater in Africa or the night sky in the Kalahari

I did a thing today and it hurt so good.

I did a thing today and it hurt so good.

Y U NO RIDE EXTRA 4KM?

Elapsed Time : 13:48:31 Moving Time : 11:35:18 So he had some time to "eat and shit/piss and stuff".

i always wondered about this. but i did once 192km and it just didn't feel right to artificially add the last 8km. it was just not meant to be for this ride (and i was tired af)

Holy shit how did u eat and shit/piss and stuff

Neighbor asked me to feed his cat while he was away. I don't think he enjoyed my company.

Neighbor asked me to feed his cat while he was away. I don't think he enjoyed my company.
look at this little hellspawn

Cat was defending his home. He legally had the right to kill you. Lol

exhibit b

I was pretty baked and he was making weird sounds. I was trying not to laugh.

Just chill bro, I'm trying to provide you with some nourishment while your owner is gone.

Trump voters in a nutshell

Trump voters in a nutshell
Trump voters in a nutshell

It's accurate except for the last frame, which shouldn't say "oh no", it should say "Thanks Obama!"

Or "Take that, cucks!"

Most trump voters I know have not stopped swinging the bat but their hearts aren't in it anymore. They're just tapping things, nudging them. This is the transitional phase when the person having a tantrum realizes that they have been behaving like a child. It's painful and you have to let people work through it.

I hate broad generalizations...but that one is pretty good actually. Bannonism in a nutshell.

Try one of these subthreads