Glue is like acid in BTD.
Frankly I think all memes are dying and it seems like the form itself is past return. The jokes aren't hard to make and they've been coopted by Facebook and Instagram, it's only going to get worse. Wendy's tweets are a bad sign for the whole market if you take a long view.
These are all derivative--this an old form of "current events" memes just with a different picture source--and I haven't seen anything really new or funny in months, /sub/adviceanimals block text is even returning in places you wouldn't expect to find it.
The average shelf life of a meme is about a day now, haven't seen a really safe investment in that way in a while.
Spraying hot corrosive glue on people would be fucking horrifying.
They needs make a new btd
I found it.
I want this... no, I need this... wait, I don't even read books. Damn!
Start reading. It's liberating.
Last month's post with the same name.
I thinks he's using his neck as his specific pillow.
How does one even sleep like that? I'm over here needing specific pillows and shit. I'm jealous.
The seat of the chair still seems parallel with the ground; I think hejust snapped the back in half
When your blood sugar is a roller coaster and your heart can barely supply blood to your brain while trying to pump under all that lard you can sleep just about anywhere. Its waking up that is hard.
You joke but my schools password change system allows you to select new password from a list
5 heat deaths of the universe
Hmmmm.... Assuming they're randomly generated, suitably complex and ideally generated through some algorithm that outputs memorable passwords rather than gibberish.... That doesn't seem like a terrible idea at first thought........ maybe?
I mean... If you're going to impose length and complexity rules that prevent people from using hunter2 and 123456, why not generate some valid, strong, likely unique and memorable passwords for them and let them choose one?
Do they at least get hashed with sha and a salt
I bet goat yoga is like $90 more than regular yoga. Fuckin hipsters. I remember back in the old days when yoga didn't have any goats. That might sound really weird but it's true.
…until they shit little coco puffs down your back.
Even though he's (probably) pretty safe I'd imagine thats gotta be pretty scary
Yeah, probably safer than being on land, but I would only have visions of huge gaping holes opening up in the seabed and swallowing me
And then closing over you, leaving you in some dark cavern with panicked breathing and depleting oxygen.
I'm so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop
Show me something real like the 2nd album I'm about to drop
Big if true.
Show me something real like some more of those flame remarks
Why not just ask for (vegetables)
How else are you supposed to know about the amount of high maintenance nonsense and health guru virtue signalling underpinning her demand?
Eat (after an excessive process of elimination)
Demand (like you've never heard of reciprocity)
I don't think she (knows how parentheses work).
Way to think outside the box OP!
If we could go this route more often, we could make this sub so much better!
He should have made the Federal Government buy 'Carter Heirloom Fancy Peanuts' to serve at every event. Turned the farm into a B&B and stayed there every weekend. And taken every visiting foreign official there for the 'peanut farm experience', a $10k a night stay in a tent.
The only president who worked for peanuts
I've often said he wasn't the best President (nor was he the worst), but he was certainly one of the best human beings to ever be in that office.
God bless Jimmy Carter America's last honest president.
This looks like the Yurikamome Line.
Looks great and somewhat futuristic. Too bad that the gif doesn't end with the train coming to a stop.
Correct! It's the portion before the Rainbow Bridge
This looks like a video game.