2017-03-18

New official poster for 'The Dark Tower'

New official poster for 'The Dark Tower'

Didn't notice Matthew McConaughey at the top of the poster at first.

Empty cop cars are basically just scarecrows for people.

Empty cop cars are basically just scarecrows for people.

True. It follows that one day I'll grow comfortable enough to perch myself inside one of those empty cop cars...

EDIT: Thanks for making my Sunday guys, always wondered what it was like to have a highly rated comment :-D

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The sound of Pertussis (Whooping Cough). Please vaccinate your children

The sound of Pertussis (Whooping Cough). Please vaccinate your children

Important to note that this kid is too young for his first Pertussis vaccination. This is another very important reason to vaccinate your kids. You're not just making a decision that will potentially fuck up your own kid's life. You're actively risking seriously harming or occasionally even killing infants because of your anti-science beliefs.

Local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick's Day

Local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick's Day

They could do the same with the metal to make cellphone cases. "This is the metal from a car that crashed while the driver was looking at dank memes on reddit."

Welcome to Greenland

Welcome to Greenland
That's the kind of attitude you get when your country is living a lie

That's the kind of attitude you get when your

Even Hippos need dentists

Dentist is like yeah right you flossed, you don't even have hands

edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

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