At first I was looking for a stuffed one. Then I realized that there was a real one.
Aliens use kilometres as well?
Ah-ha! Take that, imperial system!
My dad's white and my mom's asian. This is extremely accurate
One inch punch.
Looking at European history, having someone on a table and not a battlefield is already ambitious as hell.
Pretty fuckin safe move when they guy can't even say no or get his shotgun.
"This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog."
Napoleon Bonaparte, on finding a dog beside the body of his dead master, licking his face and howling, on a moonlit field after a battle. Napoleon was haunted by this scene until his own death.
I actually thought this little guy was sportin' some chains.
Oh shit hwaddup