I want to think that he trolls someone every day with the same thing, then goes back to his condo and pilots his drone over the nude beach.
UNHAND ME YOU RAPSCALLION THERE'S EATING TO BE DONE!!!!!
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
Kittens. Watson. Front Page.
Also, naming your character Jesus Christ makes every bit of dialogue more intense. "Jesus Christ! Come quick you have to see this!" "Oh Jesus Christ, I was expecting to see you so sudden" "Ahh, you must be Jesus Christ"
Reddit has a hard-on for good trigger discipline.
Never going to eat a smiley potato faces again!
My old man used to tell me "Dick, procrastination is a lot like masturbating - it feels good for a while, but at the end of the day you're just fucking yourself." Love you dad.
So, what happened is that Flint had lead jointed pipes. This was cool because the water they were using had built up a protective later of minerals so the lead couldn't leach into the water. The city council emergency manager decided to change water sources, and the new water source had a different pH that stripped of this protective layer, exposing the lead.
Now they have to replace all the pipes in the town, because there's no way that protective layer is going to build back up quick enough. They've already started replacing pipes, and plan to have the project completed by 2020.
Replacing the pipes to an entire town is not something that can be done overnight, no matter how much money you throw at the problem.
The citizens currently have clean water in the form of bottles and filters.
Edit: fixed some inaccuracies
There is, it's the most amazing piece of art ever. It's called nature.