2017-01-18

I'm a bad player

I'm a bad player

Today I was in a bot match practicing my early Lycan jungle and I looked at the map and saw that my sniper was alone in the safelane going against a dual lane without a support. I said to myself "Why is sniper alone what retard decided to jungle." It was me. I was in jungle. I'm a bad player

Self rekt

'Many dead' in avalanche on Italy hotel

'Many dead' in avalanche on Italy hotel
'Many dead' in avalanche on Italy hotel

I was watching CNN in Europe and a reporter was doing a live hit from Italy, talking about the avalanche...when they interrupted her to cut to some "breaking news".

The breaking news was that Obama is going to leave office with the second highest approval ratings of any President. Then, instead of cutting back to Italy, they introduced a panel of pundits to gush about Obama.

Seriously. Fuck CNN. How they can call that station "news" anymore is beyond me.

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When a gentlesir finally goes outside after years of studying the blade (X-post /sub/trashy)

When a gentlesir finally goes outside after years of studying the blade (X-post /r/trashy)

For anyone interested I'm pretty sure the law is okay with you carrying as long as you have an official V-card to show as a license.

The Washington Post is losing it... sad to watch.

The Washington Post is losing it... sad to watch.

What's wrong with a prayer for rain? The natives do that all the time.

Back in the day when you're either farming or fishing, the weather is pertinent to one's livelihood and safety. There are prayers and blessings for good weather across all cultures.

Real average GDP growth in years 2005–2015

Real average GDP growth in years 2005–2015

Oh yeah! Look at that sweet orange!

Spain stop making us look bad!

A New Reign

[Emergency call translated from backwards Spanish]

If there’s anyone out there: This is Bob speaking. I’m here with Jeb. And boy have things gone wrong. First, we’re all out of snacks. Also, we’re being held captive by giant flying robots.

We have no idea where Bill is. Last time we saw him he came running out of his lab screaming. He was babbling something about having added an integrator element of sorts to his robots which would give them the ability to keep up with moving targets. What a great idea. He also mentioned having this consciousness thing figured out. I’m having a hard time remembering. Something about a maze.

Soon after, his drones started wreaking havoc on the space center. We tried to escape but were caught in the process thanks to Jeb’s driving skills. I guess being an aircraft pilot doesn’t automatically make you a good driver.

Anyways, we’re currently stuck on top of the ruins that once were the R&D facility. Those robots are starting to freak us out.

Please send help. Bring snacks.

[Bonus: In an things were more violent]

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