2017-01-07

2017 is looking up! Free pizza for a year!

2017 is looking up! Free pizza for a year!

You're going to be like that before and after guy who lost 300 pounds. . .but in reverse.

These little shits aren't cheating anymore.

These little shits aren't cheating anymore.

Just explicitly allow screen peeking. Gives a whole new element to the game.

Even though I have never done it in my life, I am fully confident in my ability to count to 1,000.

Even though I have never done it in my life, I am fully confident in my ability to count to 1,000.

I've done it a couple of times, when I'm struggling to sleep I start counting but on more than one occasion I've got above 1000 and still been wide awake but so incredibly bored. I wouldn't advise it

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5,000 ducks going for a walk

You know what, I think I'll take my chances with the one horse sized duck.

A baby chinchilla

A baby chinchilla

I'd go to god damn war to keep that thing safe.

The best Uber driver in the world

The best Uber driver in the world

Where was this driver when I was coming out of bar with spicy garlic chicken wings stuck in my teeth, slipped on the dance floor scraped my knees, tore my shirt, and broke my glasses?

One-handed, triple axe throw

I'm sorry.... she is a bad ass and all, but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at the axes to her right.

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