2016-10-22

This is what happened to German helmets after WWII

This is what happened to German helmets after WWII

Any little German kids back then that used their family's pots and pans as helmets while playing soldiers or whatever, would actually be wearing helmets

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Mass prison break in Haiti, 174 inmates flee after killing guard

Mass prison break in Haiti, 174 inmates flee after killing guard
Mass prison break in Haiti, 174 inmates flee after killing guard

If you're in there on a short sentence and not seeing yourself in a life of running from the law it's probably in your best interests to stay and reap the benefits of good behavior.

The surface of Venus

The surface of Venus

I love thinking about how those rocks are real and actually exist at this very moment in the surface of Venus. It sounds really dumb but it's sort of incredible, this is real.

Show me Your happy face

Show me Your happy face

That moment when you realize who the good boy is...

Work smarter, not harder.

I've been on this show every season and have made it to the third stage twice. This particular obstacle isn't as difficult as it looks. It just messes up your equilibrium for future obstacles. Anyways, I was the first person to attempt jumping over the log last year but it never made it to air because I landed funny and ended up breaking my leg and the bone broke through the skin. I guess they decided it was too gruesome to air. I decided after that to give up on my dream of becoming a ninja warrior to focus more on my first true love. Being a piece of shit who makes up stories on the internet. These next few sentences are just for the people who see a long comment and skip to the end to see if it is a sham. I ended up meeting some of the most incredible people and unbelievable athletes in the world. I have American Ninja Warrior to thank for the fifty pounds I lost over the past couple years and the friendships I've made that will last a lifetime.

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