2015-09-08

0 Credit with 65,000 in savings, thinking about buying a house.

0 Credit with 65,000 in savings, thinking about buying a house.

I'm 23 and married, just got out of the military and am using my GI Bill to pay for school. While I'm going to school I will receive 1,200 dollars a month for housing. Should I buy a house and sell it after school to try and keep that money or should I just rent. I have to pay about 20,00 for my wife to finish college. She is against buying a house and I am for it. Is it a smart choice?

TIFU by showing my new boss my pubes/shaft.

TIFU by showing my new boss my pubes/shaft.

Let's start with some background. I'm a university student (21, M) and I am required to get 'field experience' before graduation. I grabbed a internship pertaining to my degree and today was my first day. The dress code is 'jacket optional' and so therefore I had to dress up a lot more than the average college student ever does. Keep in mind a college kid like myself doesn't always do well or operate on an early morning schedule in addition to not wearing dress clothes. Onto the fuck up... I can't sleep because I am stressed/anxious/excited/nervous about my first day. So I didn't get a good nights rest. Eventually the sun rises and its time to get up. I go through my daily routine shower, dry off, dress, fix hair, eat, brush teeth, grab everything I need for the day. I walk in the side entrance of the building where I was instructed to go, and I greet security. The security guy is nice but doesn't hesitate to get up from his chair that is behind a really tall desk with a deep counter-top. NBD, he probably meets new people everyday. I go to find my boss's office and discover its the first one on the left at the top of the stairs. It's so freaking easy to find and nobody saw me almost walk past it by mistake! I walk in, and there is my boss directly ahead of me and to my surprise my boss is kind of hot. She looks just a handful of years older than me and wholesomely pretty (thin, fit, big smile, short, honey skin tone, subtle makeup, hair pulled back and cut a little above the shoulder; aka the 'sexy librarian' but done realistically). As I approach her at her desk from the entrance of her office she comes around her desk to meet me halfway. As she is leaving her seat and coming around the side to greet me she looks me over top to bottom. In the same moment/motion she puts her hand out to shake mine and I take a small half-step to shorten the distance between us and our closing handshake. This half step however made me feel my suit pants flex in an unfamiliar way. As our hands are shaking I steal a glance of myself to see what has caused such a confusion for my thighs to send signals that 'sumthin aint rite here boss' to my brain. I realize instantly that I have left my pants unzipped and exposed my relatively attractive boss to the thicket of pubes that I haven't trimmed in a week and maybe part of my shaft since I decided wearing boxers that are button-less is a good idea. This sudden realization makes me turn seven shades of red and my boss realizes our handshake has gone wrong. She was trying to pretend she didn't know but it was quite obvious she did. At this point I imagine she would have said something or created some sort of easy-out for me to fix myself but that was not the case. As the new guy in her office there were very quick approaching co-workers that wanted to come meet me as well. She didn't know how to help me as much as I didn't know how to react and I was forced to meet four more people with my pants undone.

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