I can't even do that shit in FIFA.
Imagine if anybody at United could finish
Rashford has been amazing today, one of United's most creative going forward. The scoop turn nutmeg in the 90th minute was filthy too
Fortunately I just have a history of violence violence.
Shouldn't they ban anyone who has a history of sexual violence? Seems logical.
I live less than an hour away from Bloomington and I am CONSTANTLY reading articles of sexual assaults at IU not to mention all the high profile stuff.
Finally, a reason not run around acting all rapey.
Thank you Mr dick-nipples
Hummus is delicious
Please, mr. dick-nipples is his fathers name.
In the name of the people!
Vive Le Pen
France's last chance. I don't know if they have it in them, their muslim issue is enormous and scary.
Just a reality check here folks, this is only the first round of the French electoral system and no candidate has ever won on the first round.
France's electoral system looks very much like it was designed to exclude any party who doesn't tow the line. In the second round, traditionally the voters for the losing left leaning candidates vote for the remaining left leaning candidate.
It's an uphill struggle. Pray for France.
You'll see it like Grandpa did. From a Jeep or a Tank.
Look if the stats are good I will wear it.
"At least my dick is safe"
No, his dick fits into the balls part, the "cock" is actually a thermos for chai latte.
Does his dick, actually, go inside it? Either way I'd argue that it actually makes for a more prominent target
Coulter has bigger balls then most men.
HELL. FUCKING. YES.
Six years ago I hated Ann Coulter. Now look at me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
That video of Maher and friends laughing at her when she said Trump had the best chance of winning did it for me. Realized my opinion of her up until that point had been heavily influenced by effete douchebags and had no basis on who she actually was.
Go get em Ann, tear those fuckers a new asshole.
I'd still do her.
I just experienced the most outstandingly awkward moment while at work.
I work at the front desk of a hotel.
So I'm checking in some random guy, probably in his mid 20's. I'm female, for reference here.
Just finishing up checking him in and I'm preparing his key cards when he suddenly says: "Hey, I'm really flattered, but don't do that".
I look up from what I'm doing totally confused and say: "I'm sorry?"
Guy: Really, I am very flattered, but I'm married.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure what you're talking about to be honest.
Guy: (he puts one eye brow up and says) "The key card packet?"
Me: (I'm so confused I honestly don't even know what to say next and just look down at the key cards and back at him)
Guy: It's ok, no need to be embarrassed, just give me a new card holder and we'll just go about our day.
Me: Honestly Sir, I'm terribly sorry but I seriously don't know what you're talking about.
Guy: Your phone number? Really, I mean no offense, you're an attractive woman, no offense at all, but like I said, I'm married and I don't need that kind of temptation in my life.
Then I finally realize what is happening. When I was writing down the password to the WIFI on the key card packet, as is standard procedure here, he thought that I was writing my phone number on it.
Me: Oh......actually, what I was writing on here is the password to the WIFI.
Guy: (his face immediately turns fire engine red) Oh.
I hand him his keys so he can see and tell him that's the password and he quickly takes them and walks off without another word.
I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those nagging memories that pops into his head just as he's laying in bed trying to sleep.
10/10 would cringe again
Guy uses Wi-Fi password.
Opens Reddit. Reads top post.
Goes into cardiac arrest.
I used to work at CVS. To get sale prices, you had to be in their shopper's club. When I was running the register, a rather attractive woman in her 30's asked if she could give me her number. I stumbled on my words and told her I had a girlfriend. Yeah, she was giving me her number to lookup her shopper's club account.
There are two periods in this man's life. Before this incident, and after.
I own a computer repair company and I have lots of clients still using aol email. It also turns out I had several clients that were still paying for dial up even though they had cable/fios internet. They had no idea aol email was free now. Some of them were even paying for elevated services like McAfee and some AOL version of LifeLock identity protection. Like $35 a month. They had been paying this for years. All of a sudden the $100 an hour they were paying me seemed like a much better value. Old folks basically being preyed upon by AOL.
I own a computer repair company
I'm so sorry.
I'm a very patient person. I'm almost 20 years in now. You just have to know how to handle people.
I don't even know where you get a computer with a modem any more.
I wonder what Trump's family's kids will think of him when they grow up and stumble upon all the shit he's said and done.
(note: my very first Reddit comment) Liz and her family were offered refuge in Canada when it began to look like London would be bombed but they all refused to go. They all visited injured troops and as soon as she became of age, Liz signed up and served as a mechanic and driver. Say what you will about the Royals living off the British taxpayers, but at least they do THEIR part when it matters.
Kids tend to flip when they get free. For some reason I find myself rooting for that kid. He always looks kind of sad and uncomfortable.
Speaking as someone that spent a couple decades in the military, this is not a good tactic. This same thing could be said about President Obama's family or President Clinton's family.
Also, serving in the military doesn't make one overly special as a person. I've known a few assholes that probably deserved to be in jail that prospered somewhat while they were in. I can imagine a couple people in that photo would turn out the same way even in uniform. The Trump family members (not all, obviously) can be rightfully critiqued by what they've done more than what they haven't done.
That said, "bone spurs"? Really?
Settle down guys, it's Photoshopped.
I'm so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop
I'm pretty sure he can only pardon those in the federal system.
Show me somethin' natural like obama's ass with some stretch marks