Trust me on this, I hate George Soros.. but I don't understand how it is possible to spend 33 million on a bunch of people who are just looting and burning shit down.
A Russian is digging around an old battlefield.
He occasionally finds bits of metal worth scrapping, or something interesting enough to keep. Today, he finds a small clump of smooth metal, only a few inches wide. He tosses it from hand to hand, appreciating the way the morning light glares against the surface of the metal. The man wonders if there might be something inside the smooth shell, so he takes it in both hands and pulls with all his might...
Suddenly there is a blinding flash and a deafening explosion. Pain floods the man's body as he looks around and sees that both of his arms have been flung at least 10 feet away. Everything turns to black as he hears shouts of alarm in the distance.
The man wakes up in a hospital 3 days later. Doctors tell him that they were unable to reattach his arms, and he needs to get accustomed to the idea of a life without those limbs. The man curses himself for forgetting one small, ever so important fact that day...
In Soviet Russia, bomb disarms you!
Is this joke based off of that one pun from a while ago?
I'm creating space scenes by placing food on a photo scanner and then making a scan with the lid open. See my images from and Series 2 of my Wander Space Probe project.
This black hole was made by scanning the bottom of a glass of coffee. The stars are made from salt, sugar, corn starch, and cinnamon.
As soon as the slo-mo came in I thought he hit that rail full on. Glad to be wrong, that was cool.
4D CHESS!!! NOW THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS TO COVER ALL THE SHIT HE TALKED ABOUT BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN WRITE THAT IT WAS "UNCALLED FOR" !!!! NO BREAKS!!!
Joining the Trumptrain
My father and I have been following this election very closely and it has finally appeared to us that Hilary is a lying lunatic. This will be my dad's first time voting since 1980 election and my first time ever. Trump just gained 2 more black votes from Kansas! MAGA
WELCOME PEDE!! SOMEBODY GRAB THESE MEN SOME COATS!
The fuck is a yokai watch?
Exactly! Trump knows these people inside out. He knows how crooked they are and doesn't want their support or money. That's a GOOD thing. Folks, Trump will NOT be bought or even rented. He's running for the American people and them alone.
15 years from now
He sits at home
Feeding the cats he's all alone
He turns on t.v
Guess who he sees
Skater girl rockin' up MTV
they're just... regular girls