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POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT!!! Ryan Goins is currently pitching for the Blue Jays. Game is tied 1-1 in the 18th!

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT!!! Ryan Goins is currently pitching for the Blue Jays. Game is tied 1-1 in the 18th!

Cleveland has what-was-supposed-to-be tomorrows starter Trevor Bauer pitching.

Edit #1: Goins got out of base loaded with 1 out. Now in line for the win if Jays score

Edit #2: Darwin Barney now pitching, and Devon Travis who was DH is now at 2B. Jays don't have a DH now #FUCKTHEDH

It's "hold my beer" time for Mr. Goins.

I just won $50,000!

I just won $50,000!

Ahhh, my nippels, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!!!

edit: why did people up vote this?

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Feel great now.

Feel great now.

It's a warehouse position, completely separated from any direct contact with customers, just how I need it.

Not a lot of socialization which makes me even more comfortable, just sorting and picking.

FBI to Interview Hillary Clinton in Coming Days About Email Scandal, Source Says

Before you all complain about this story's presence on /sub/politics...

This is the first time AFAIK that a major news outlet brought this story up. I'd say that means the story has traction. We'll see what happens in the coming days!

Try one of these subthreads