Carlos Carvahal: “I told my players: Liverpool is a strong team. Like a Formula 1 car. If you put that F1 car in the 4pm London traffic, the F1 will not drive very fast. That’s exactly what we had to do. Let them play in a way they don’t like.” #lfc

Carlos Carvahal: “I told my players: Liverpool is a strong team. Like a Formula 1 car. If you put...

That's a great analogy and they did exactly that. Fair play to Swansea they played a good game.

That's actually a spot on anology. Sorry i meant fuck off Carvahal

Great philosophy, I wonder what analogy he'll use when they get relegated. "Some cars are just shit and can't compete at a high level"

Fantastic analogy.

Senator Menendez voted NO on ending the Government shutdown. I suppose that is one way of trying to delay your retrial for bribery and corruption by Federal authorities.

Senator Menendez voted NO on ending the Government shutdown. I suppose that is one way of trying to delay your retrial for bribery and corruption by Federal authorities.

Rand doesn't care for big centralized governments, and for good reason. I mean, he's named after Ayn Rand, voting to get rid of Big Brother is in his DNA.

He is one of the amnesty 'gang of 6' too.

Huh, wonder what Rand's reason for that no was?

Isn't he up for re-election this year? If so, I sure hope that some enterprising MAGA candidate can unseat him, or at least make it so close the leftists have to spend tons to defend it.

French President Macron admits EU collapsing

French President Macron admits EU collapsing

I don't know if its collapsing, but the sooner it does the better for the people of Europe and the world.

Carlos Carvalhal: "I did an analogy with my players. Liverpool are a top team but they are a Formula one. If you put a Formula one in London traffic at 4 o clock the Formula one will not run very fast."

Carlos Carvalhal: "I did an analogy with my players. Liverpool are a top team but they are a Form...

Fantastic analogy

This man is a blessing to the league

Some of his best quotes and analogies,

ROCK AND ROLL AFTER A 3-2 COMEBACK WIN OVER BOLTON

"In the first half they controlled the music of the game. They put on calm music and the team, the fans were listening to the music. We followed the melody of the opponents. We were not happy on the break.

We tried to put on different music in the second half. We put on a little bit of rock and we opened them up. We took risks and tried to win. With that kind of rock and roll, we could score goals."

THE MUSICAL MAKE UP OF A TEAM

"In an orchestra they have a saxophone, they have a piano and they have the drums. We have some players who must be the drums. You can’t have an orchestra that is just 11 people playing piano or 11 playing the drums.'

THE RUSSELL CROWE EFFECT AFTER GRINDING OUT A 2-1 WIN OVER BLACKBURN

“We can't always play opera when we are playing against gladiators, sometimes we must put clothes on like gladiators to achieve the points."

THE BEST PLAYER (COULD THIS BE RENATO SANCHES' CUE?)

"The lead singer is the one who shows the best performance when he is singing but he needs the others to do good music. Alone, the singer can do nothing. I like the Arctic Monkeys."

THE FANS' 'CARLOS HAD A DREAM' SONG

"When the game finished I loved the song, I was feeling like when soldiers come home from war after winning the war."

LIGHTS OUT! DEFENDING A LEAD AGAINST LEEDS

"When we went 2-0 up we closed the doors and windows very well. We didn't want to let any light inside our house. we closed everything."

STAYING AFLOAT AFTER A POOR RUN OF RESULTS

"Even with a storm, we put the boat in a good direction and I think the storm has gone."

AND WHAT THE CHAMPIONSHIP COULD BE LIKE (IF SWANS ARE RELEGATED)

"We can't sleep because, in the Championship, if you sleep for one minute the opponent will destroy you. So I am here to wake everybody up."

He has a different one every week if you watch his interviews :)

HARRIS UNHINGED: Sen. Kamala Harris TRASHES SCHUMER’s Shutdown Surrender | Sean Hannity

HARRIS UNHINGED: Sen. Kamala Harris TRASHES SCHUMER’s Shutdown Surrender | Sean Hannity
HARRIS UNHINGED: Sen. Kamala Harris TRASHES SCHUMER’s Shutdown Surrender | Sean Hannity

Willie Brown's 30yr younger bootie call/mistress loses her tater tots over Schumer Surrender.

Won’t work, Harris. America is not California. We ain’t electing you President. Just stop now while you a low grade silver level Trump Curse and you can still have a decent life, probably.

I disagree, I hope she keeps talking and hence red pilling the nation.

Some of our California trash.

The only arguments I've heard against VOTER ID quickly dissolve into Dems won't get votes

The only arguments I've heard against VOTER ID quickly dissolve into Dems won't get votes

Am I genuinely missing something here?

You would think it would be easy to change something so egregiously blatant?

If we want to nail this coffin closed for the rest of our lifetimes that's gonna be our path.

Fuck the resistance

If the dems can’t get votes from citizens through platforms and policies, maybe they don’t deserve them?

Whenever they are pushed back to "Dems won't get votes" smile and say "that's the idea!" with enthusiasm. In their face.

That is the only argument! With voter ID it will make it harder for leftists to cheat and they will lose even more elections. They still have other ways, absentee ballots and all, but voter ID severely hampers them. The sad thing is, if they would stop their lunatic obsession with identity politics and the destruction of America, they could win elections easily without cheating.

They've invented this imaginary class of people who somehow manage to go through their entire lives so disconnected from the world as to not have a form of ID, yet are still engaged enough to vote....

in a single interview, Josh Allen has now said: He put Wyoming on his back (they went 7-5), he has Aaron Rodgers qualities, and stats are for losers

in a single interview, Josh Allen has now said: He put Wyoming on his back (they went 7-5), he ha...

Context matters. He didn't mean he did everything he said there were so many young guys this past year as opposed to the year before that he needed to step up and put everything on his back.

He didn't say he is as good as Rodgers. He said he tries to model his game after him and has some of the qualities. Right before that he was saying how he has a lot of work to do still and wouldn't mind sitting a year to make himself better.

The stats comment was a little strange though.

This makes me like him more...

Edit: Not because he oozes confidence, just because he said this shit lol.

MEL KIPER RETIREMENT WATCH

It has been 2,835 Days since Mel Kiper made the following statement:

“If Clausen’s not a successful starting quarterback in the NFL, I’m done.”

It has been 1,115 days since Jimmy Clausen has been on an NFL roster. It has been 1,129 since he threw a pass in the NFL.

It was intercepted by Marcus Peters.

Mel Kiper is current NOT retired.

When will Mel Kiper pay up on his bet? #Accountability #FireKiper

"And with the first pick, the Cleveland Browns select..."

Most PL wins v Liverpool since Jürgen Klopp’s appointment in Oct 2015: 3-Swansea, 2-Crystal Palace, Leicester

Most PL wins v Liverpool since Jürgen Klopp’s appointment in Oct 2015: 3-Swansea, 2-Crystal Palac...

swansea is klopptonite

Step 1: team is literally in last place

Step 2: team for some reason decides to play attacking football against a good side

Step 3: team gets obliterated in order to be respectful to the big team(s)

Step 4: team is relegated but at least they played attacking football, amirite?

This has got to be a joke.

If I beat you 3 times would you still call me last place?

If I'm alive and well would you still lose a-versus me?

I'll get a win against your side

With my super Welsh might..

Klopptonite.

We would like to wish @HenrikhMkh the best of luck for the future after completing his move to Arsenal. Thanks for the memories, Micki.

We would like to wish @HenrikhMkh the best of luck for the future after completing his move to Ar...

Classy player

Classy guy

Shame it didn't work out this season - hope he can play well for Arsenal (but not too well 😉)

It's the nickname Mkhi has in his own bio tbf.

Im gonna forever have the memory when he stopped by me and got a pic with him , Thanks Mhki enjoy arsenal!

Actually that's how he shortens it. I say Mkhi usually anyway

Try one of these subthreads