MRW I find out that 50% of babies were born out of wedlock in 2013

Abortion doctors need to step up their game.

Or at least Dyson needs to sell an attachment.

Chris O'Dowd, what a man

I love the way he says bastards. It's just so perfect

The IT Crowd

The most savage historical sign I have ever seen

The most savage historical sign I have ever seen

who boasted that no one would ever run over Tom Clark.

Old timey people had weird boasts.

You know you've pissed people off when they go to the trouble of burying you under a road when there are perfectly serviceable graves already dug.

You'll never throw a sparrow at me! No! Not at Douglas "Sock-Crow" Magillicutty

Congratulations, you have unlocked Troll Level: Speed Bump

OTHER: This is why we need Wonder Woman.

OTHER: This is why we need Wonder Woman.

flash is so awesome in this pic man

How freaking adorable.

Edit the upvote quote for this is awesome haha

Stop staring at her boobs you pervert.

lets dress the kid up in a wonder woman tutu thing and take her to the mall, take pics of her looking at all the cool posters. post the picture of her looking at wonder woman one as if it has any kind of significance other than a kid looking at a poster.

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Portland attack: Donald Trump called on to make statement about double murder

Portland attack: Donald Trump called on to make statement about double murder

So we have a 23 year old pop singer with a better response than the US president to a violent terrorist attack in the UK. And we have a veteran, a college grad, and an autistic poet with enough heart to stand up to a violent racist in the US, while the president tweets about fake news instead of addressing it.

This is fine.

"These brave men got stabbed. Very tragic. Very brave men. But no one in history has been treated worse than me. It's true. People tell me. Millions of people. They say it's unbelieveable how many lies the fake news. So tragic. We won the electoral college. No president in history. Look at this map. It's incredible. So many people tell me. It's sad."

"Keep up the good work." —Trump, probably

Maybe that's a silver lining. A wake up call that it's up to us to stand up for what's right when we know that our current government won't.

USS The_Pedes

USS The_Pedes

Half would yell fake news, the other half would insist we steer into the iceberg so they can see librul tears as we all drown.

1/3 fake news 1/3 just for librul tears 1/3 telling everybody about how smart this decision is and if we could only be logical like them we would see it

I think that we should just let the boat crash tbh.

Unfortunately with Trump as president we're all on that boat.... abandon ship? Canada isn't too far.

My Aunt got some new neighbors who came by to introduce themselves today.

My Aunt got some new neighbors who came by to introduce themselves today.

Love how the one in the back has its paw on the others shoulder like " Be careful Harry don't get too close to it "

"Shit Karen, we forgot to bring the gelatin"

They remind me of Mr. and Mrs. Beaver from Narnia.

The cats were talking shit.

Found some pictures of my mom I've never seen -1986 (More in comments)

Found some pictures of my mom I've never seen -1986 (More in comments)

Marilyn Momroe

If OP isn't good looking something went wrong.

https://imgur.com/gallery/QxsCR

Haha!! She will appreciate this.

Kachow

Kachow

KACHRIGGERED

/sub/kachow

KaChi🅱🅱a mah ni🅱🅱a

NIGGERED

Keeping the eggs warm

That was so satisfying in the end it felt lewd.

Nestflix, of course

That jiggle to get it perfect

You know, I just wonder what birds think about when they are just sitting on their eggs. Are they bored? Do they whistle some bird song? It's just a lot of time to spend sitting on eggs.

now let's do some danc...! oh...

That cancel at the very end just shows the pure fear you probably had

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/259/55181940.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vknstDBykQM

Can someone please turn this into a "To be continued..." gif?

Try one of these subthreads